HOLY CRAP!!!!!!! I LOVE IT!!!!! It is SOOO well written!!! Great job!

Wait...where'd the broom come from?

Two things. 1. To my knowledge, unless you made Twilight married, she isn't so it should be Ms. 2. that end bit.... really?

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Broom Cupboard.

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Lol, I was actually going to cut it, but people were getting confused about Flutters at the end of chapter one. Figured this was the best way to clear up what happened without writing out too many details. The CSI reference... would you believe me if I said peer pressure?

With the "Mrs. Twilight thing", I'm glad you spotted it. I want viewers to read between the lines and create their own interpretations of what is happening in Ponyville parallel to the main story.

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i DID read it,
and I am different,i dont NEED to eat meat, and i dont even eat ponies
so your argument is invalid

... that was really a horrible pun...

342186 and they don't NEED to eat meat either.

340911 in case you hadn't figured it out yet, the cannibal is applebloom and the necrophiliac is fluttershy, fluttershy wasn't the cannibal.

Wow, did not see that one coming. I feel so stupid

CSI. You made a CSI joke. You succend.

"...Body shows signs of post-mortem intercourse… with a broom.”

What dabuq Fluttershy?

I think Im going to throw up...

( puts on sunglasses) Shafted!

Is it at all bad that I am finding Applebloom to be hilarious in this fic?

705409 And I thought it would be Cannibalshy.
FACK.

Disturbing, yet somehow cute, in an unbelievably grotesque way. I'm sick.

Have Apple Bloom eat some ponies liver, with some fava beans and a nice chianti

That joke. I love it. I love you.

Defiantly =/= Definitely

Faust help me, I loved the pun.