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secret89


Fanfiction writer with a speciality in anything and everything to do with Pegasi, the military, and epic adventures. And SoarinFire.

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Spike pisses Twilight off at that unfortunate time of the month. The result is a battle in which Spike fights for his life, with all manner of random absurdity thrown into the mix.

The following is the result of when I try to start writing chapter 15 for Legacy of the Pegasi, and instead end up writing a random crack story to make my brother and I laugh. Be forewarned, this story contains gratuitous usage of foul language and references.

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Spike I really suggest you never eat any of Sweetie's cooking AGAIN!!!!!!

I have the feeling that me and spike have very similar dreams.

I agree with Luna. Also, ApplesApplesApplesApplesApples. :ajbemused:

A truly fitting end to the story.

Although, Honestly, in the beginning I half expected to to say something along the lines of-

:moustache:-Wait a minute, she's throwing fire, magma and hot, melted cheese, and I'm a dragon who swims in lava for fun. What the fuck am I running for?

:facehoof:-Oh, right...

:twilightoops::moustache:-*Look around at the destroyed Ponyville before locking eyes with each other

:facehoof:-Well I'm not paying for this shit

:moustache:-Las Pegasus?

:twilightsmile:-Las Pegasus.

And the two teleport away to go gambling

:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

I have no words for this random hilarity, except that I love Luna's reaction. What has that poor dragon been eating?!

No words can describe what i just read but fortunately no words are needed. Bravo sir, bravo.

YES! You made it into a story! Boo to the yeah! :D :pinkiehappy: still, Luna's reaction was the best!

this fic :pinkiecrazy:

This was good for a laugh!:rainbowlaugh:
Good to know that Luna is watching out for Spike too.:trollestia:

DHX. more like DIX.
Give spike an episode where he is busy helping others an twilight has to fend for herself so she realizes how much he does for her.

Luna, I agree completely.

WHAT THE FUCK SPIKE?:pinkiecrazy:

:moustache:

APPLESAPPLESAPPLESAPPLESAPPLESAPPLESAPPLESAPPLESAPPLESAPPLESAPPLESAPPLESAPPLESAPPLESAPPLESAPPLESAPPLESAPPLESAPPLESAPPLESAPPLESAPPLESAPPLESAPPLES..........

That He-Man reference tho :rainbowlaugh:

I have no response to that other than incessant laughter with "what the hell" mixed in here and there. :rainbowlaugh:

:rainbowhuh:
:rainbowderp:
:rainbowwild:
:rainbowlaugh:
I think this sums this up. Nice little story.

The closing line made me wish I hadn't skimmed the rest. Still laughed like an asshole, though.

I'd like to point out that ponies don't have a menstrual cycle. Other than the fact that they're also biologically vegetarians, thats probably a big contributor to the thousand year piece they had under Celestia.

Other than that though... has anyone seen my sides? I think they fell off while I was laughing.

if I was luna I'd be like dude you need help

I have only one thing to say:
What the fax machine?

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