Spike pisses Twilight off at that unfortunate time of the month. The result is a battle in which Spike fights for his life, with all manner of random absurdity thrown into the mix.
The following is the result of when I try to start writing chapter 15 for Legacy of the Pegasi, and instead end up writing a random crack story to make my brother and I laugh. Be forewarned, this story contains gratuitous usage of foul language and references.
Spike I really suggest you never eat any of Sweetie's cooking AGAIN!!!!!!
I have the feeling that me and spike have very similar dreams.
I agree with Luna. Also, ApplesApplesApplesApplesApples.
A truly fitting end to the story.
Although, Honestly, in the beginning I half expected to to say something along the lines of-
-Wait a minute, she's throwing fire, magma and hot, melted cheese, and I'm a dragon who swims in lava for fun. What the fuck am I running for?
-Oh, right...
-*Look around at the destroyed Ponyville before locking eyes with each other
-Well I'm not paying for this shit
-Las Pegasus?
-Las Pegasus.
And the two teleport away to go gambling
I have no words for this random hilarity, except that I love Luna's reaction. What has that poor dragon been eating?!
No words can describe what i just read but fortunately no words are needed. Bravo sir, bravo.
YES! You made it into a story! Boo to the yeah! :D still, Luna's reaction was the best!
this fic
This was good for a laugh!
Good to know that Luna is watching out for Spike too.
DHX. more like DIX.
Give spike an episode where he is busy helping others an twilight has to fend for herself so she realizes how much he does for her.
Luna, I agree completely.
WHAT THE FUCK SPIKE?
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That He-Man reference tho
I have no response to that other than incessant laughter with "what the hell" mixed in here and there.
I think this sums this up. Nice little story.
The closing line made me wish I hadn't skimmed the rest. Still laughed like an asshole, though.
I'd like to point out that ponies don't have a menstrual cycle. Other than the fact that they're also biologically vegetarians, thats probably a big contributor to the thousand year piece they had under Celestia.
Other than that though... has anyone seen my sides? I think they fell off while I was laughing.
if I was luna I'd be like dude you need help
I have only one thing to say:
What the fax machine?