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Broseph_Stalin


Supreme leader of the Union of Broviet Brocialist Bropublics. Writes tastefully smutty fics when he has time between banishing you to the Gulag and fucking your waifu.

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This deserves more views, seriously man, it's actually funny, and I also eat at Denny's a lot, so tu madre tiena pito? Get it?

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oye, puta madre :ajbemused:

Glad you liked it!

Ironically, I was working on one of my fics at Denny's last night lol

DWK

Pretty damned funny. Even though I'm 'murrican, I tend to avoid places like Denny's. The times I've been, though, it's pretty much been this.

Yeah... this story brought back many fond memories :pinkiecrazy:

Faved and upvoted! :twilightsmile:

Let me explain something. No one goes to Denny's. You end up at Denny's.

Still. LOL :rainbowlaugh:

I'm going to put you down for a Grand Slamwich. They're very popular. :pinkiecrazy:

Oh this is hilarious! So true about the pancakes! I can just POUND the little bastards down all day. :pinkiecrazy: Poor Flutters, though, she never got to order anything... :fluttercry:

So, plan to do any other establishments? Waffle House? Cracker Barrel? IHOP?

3623694 I go to Denny's all the time. I absolutely love the Grand Slamwhich. But I prefer to substitute the bread it usually comes on for sourdough. I like the taste better then the potato bread. Erm, back to the point. I... choose... to goto... DENNYS!

I've never been to Denny's, but I've always wanted to go, just to say I've survived the place.

:rainbowhuh:
:rainbowkiss:
:rainbowlaugh:
You must do MOAARRRR!:flutterrage:
Please?:fluttercry:

3623807
That sounds like the trificta of terrible American restaurants.
3623829
I am not sure my body could survive Denny's. Just looking up what that sandwich is made me go grab a salad.

3623898 Hehe, there's plenty of places Americans can go for crazy eats. I imagine Rarity would have a heart attack at Hooters (what with all the stupidly gaudy orange), and Pinkie would get them kicked out of Golden Corral. Fluttershy would probably faint at Chili's, and both Rainbow and Applejack would try to make the most absurdly large burgers at Fuddrucker's. And of coruse Cheesecake Factory would also likely make Pinkie go nuts.

This of course ignores all the fast-food options like Burger King (Burger Princess?), McDonald's, Wendy's, Checkers', etc.

This is pretty much ever single time I've been to Denny's. Ever. :rainbowlaugh:

Good show, sir. :twilightsmile:

3623898 moderation my friend. It is what allows me to eat as I wish xD

Also, this Denny's is nothing like the one near me. That one just has some 50's music playing and kind waiters and waitresses. Most the people who work there are like Surprise and are rather peppy really. Or maybe that's just because of where I live :P

I must be visiting Denny's at good times. I've never encountered this magnitude of shit.
Regardless, I liked this.

3624249 Well, this is somewhat exaggerated. Either that or the author lives in some interesting parts of the country.

The last time I was at Denny's was years ago with my family. We waited for nearly two hours for our food and it wasn't very good.

Never went back.

Dan

Surprise is a pegasus. How is she carrying tableware?

Wait, GREEN magic? CHANGELING SURPRISE!

3623694

This is frighteningly true. One time on a trip back from my grandparents house, we decided to find somewhere to eat. There wasn't anything particularly close, until lo and behold, DENNY'S. It was like it materialized into existence.

Despite being a crackfic, I gotta say its always nice to see stories of the mane 6 just hanging out and being friends while going on mundane 'adventures' like this.

Also its terrifying how spot on you got Dennies when compared to my own experiences.

I think it would have improved the story if Fluttershy ate the chili off of Rarity... :scootangel: Well you must have some real shitty Dennyses by you, ones near me are pretty decent. Save for the bums trying to get food. Damn Portland Oregon, City of Roses my ass, we should call it the "Begger Capital of the world."

Glorious! :rainbowlaugh:

~Have a good one.

I have never been to Denny's when it's this hectic! Still cool fic,:twilightsmile:

This was a very amusing fanfiction! HAHA! Bravo~! I especially like the ending :facehoof:. Next make: The Mane Six Go to Braums! Hehe, that will be extremely funny :rainbowkiss:

I've never had it this bad. Ever. But then, i live in Delaware (almost everyone diner-wise at least pretends to be friendly most of the time), and this is probably meant as a joke anyway. *Shrugs*

Hey, I just realized something!

You should totally add the "Slice of Life" tag to this, as this is about as slice-of-life as you can get. Buddies going to a diner, that would fit, I think.

This was so stupid in an amazingly positive way. I mean no offence but it's so good but at the same time stupid, if that makes any sense.
Very nice story. :pinkiesmile:

3633161
Thanks dude, I totally should :twilightsmile:

USS Colon Destroyer

I lost my shit, and I still can't find it. Bravo!

The USS Colon Destroyer just got to me! Great story dude!

3625293 Yeah, it's fucking great to see the close-knit bunch of friends Spike doesn't have.

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After reading the tank fic and wishing I could've enjoyed it, this one I only skimmed. Now I must go elsewhere to get back in a good mood.

This was so worth reading XD :rainbowlaugh:

I am the 1000th view!

Most real Denny's experience I've ever heard of

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