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Metool Bard


A weaver of tales who enjoys a good story. What more is there to say, really?

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Lyra Heartstrings, as everypony knows, has a quirky obsession with humans. In fact, she'd give anything to see one up close and personal. So when she hears about a portal in the Crystal Empire leading to an alternate universe full of humans, she absolutely must go there and see it for herself!

Luckily for her, a certain Master of Chaos is willing to pull a few strings and grant her access to the world known only as Canterlot High. But for some strange reason (that is to say no reason at all), Lyra doesn't change shape whilst crossing dimensions. What's more, the reaction of the students to a mint-green unicorn wandering into their midst is, well, not what she expected.

Cookie for anyone who can guess what this little ball of crazy is based off of.

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I cant stop laughing, that was awesome! :rainbowlaugh:

3565757 3565779 Thank you both very much. I'm glad you enjoyed it. :twilightsmile:

I'm usually only vote on stuff if I have a strong opinion... I can't decide if I really like this or really hate it. I'm torn both ways

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And I must also add that the majority rule moral is really a good one, after all.

Well this is one likable story.

Cookie points? Well. Based on the title...

I'll read and see if that changes my mind. Or you could just tell me if I got it right. Either way, everyone gets to see a... is this a classic? cartoon.


{{EDIT}} I totally called it! Yes!

What a silly story.

It's official, Discord is a genie, or a monkey's paw. Ooh, what if in Equestria instead of monkey's paws they have human hands?

3566226 ooooh u just made me hungry

yes, but if you make discord put restrictions on himself, he is bound by his words, but makes loopholes for himself. i am the same way (being the impossible and multi dimensional entity and epitomy of chaos control and paradox) and the best way to explain this is that so long as majority is subjective to the person, it matters not what the consequences are, so long as you live, or die, either way, it matters not which so long as something hapened to you, (or, in most cases, something did not happen chronologically, but you experianced something

3710704 Um, sorry mate. I think most of that went over my head. :applejackconfused:

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sorry, sometimes i ramble

Just because the majority of people say something is true doesn't make it true.

Which is why facts are determined by science, and majority rule is only used to choose the course of action and rules of behaviour of a society.

Don't make deals with Discord, because he'll no doubt screw you over in one way or another. Even if he is reformed.

Yep.

So, you think discord can't be trusted? How shameful

6431565 Keep in mind that this story takes place before Discord discovered empathy in the Season 4 finale. After all, it's easy to troll others when you don't know how it feels to be trolled yourself. :ajsmug:

6431609 I was being sarcastic, which I do realize is hard to convey in writing.

6431625 they should make a sarcasm button for the site.

Just because the majority of people say something is true doesn't make it true.

Agreed. The mainstream news and entertainment media say many very popular things for which there is no evidence.

The Moral of the Story:

Just because the majority of people say something is true doesn't make it true.

Yes! I know for a fact that Epstein didn't kill himself, and the media can suck my arse.

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