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RainbowBob
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3546052
Discord. Now there's a frood who knows where his towel is.
The only thing i can think of when i see that cover art.
"My star barrettes are fabulous! Do you recall my legend?"
Well, this was a clopfic with Discord... how could I expect anything normal?
Is this a stupid reason for Nightmare Moon to return?
Yes.
Should you take that seriously?
No.
It's a comedy through and through and dear God, good sir. I lost my lungs quite a few times with how cleverly written this was. I was literally dying.
Just, bravo. Bravo.
Not even for you bob.
Sounds like the origin of Baby Twilight from the title alone. Will reading this affirm that connection?
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Dafuq did I just read?
Who else but Discord!
.....I do not know weither to be disturbed or laughing my arse off at this.
But for some reason or another I loved every second of that.
Had to stop reading. I kept laughing to much.
Still can't believe you pull this off...
Still can't believe you actually used my idea...
~Skeeter The Lurker
3546071 And that's why Nightmare Moon sassed that hoopy frood.
(Harpleflarple is really not a word to use in the company of a lady)
It feels like all that would have really happened!
Huh. Well. That was sure a thing that happened.
Now that was. . . naughty.
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That is the greatest phrase ever put to fiction.
lucky basterd
3547234
A clop-spoof? Holy hell dude. This is comedy gold!
3546071 Did you sass that hoopy Discord?
3548613 3546663
Discord's just this guy, you know?
... And that's how Spikes egg was made!
Given this, I was expecting Discord to 'exit' Nightmare Moon riding a surfboard and shouting "Cowabunga!".
Still, I am amused - have an upvote and a flavour-saver.
3548679
Discord's so hip, he has trouble seeing over his pelvis. He's so amazingly cool, you could keep a side of beef in him for a month.
DO NOT FORGET TO BRING A MOTHER BUCKING TOWEL
ALSO I AM CHAMPION OF LUNAR VAGINA SPELUNKING
3549075
Goddamnit, I should have included that! I like the way you think.
3549085
I'm certain there's also a joke in there somewhere about moons, tidal forces, and big waves... if you catch my drift.
Now that i've read the story, laughed my lungs into next week, and picked up several new mental images (eh, about 50/50 for want/not want), I can say you've done it again, Bob. Faved, thumbed. Would follow, but i can't follow you twice!
the authors not had me laughing my ass off, I think I busted a gut
Suddenly, all the clop I've read today has been utter comedy.
Not that it's a bad thing.
3549085
I would've settled with Discord reading from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
“A towel, [The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy] says, is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have. Partly it has great practical value. You can wrap it around you for warmth as you bound across the cold moons of Jaglan Beta; you can lie on it on the brilliant marble-sanded beaches of Santraginus V, inhaling the heady sea vapors; you can sleep under it beneath the stars which shine so redly on the desert world of Kakrafoon; use it to sail a miniraft down the slow heavy River Moth; wet it for use in hand-to-hand-combat; wrap it round your head to ward off noxious fumes or avoid the gaze of the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal (such a mind-boggingly stupid animal, it assumes that if you can't see it, it can't see you); you can wave your towel in emergencies as a distress signal, and of course dry yourself off with it if it still seems to be clean enough.”
― Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Discord: And now, we can add Pony Princess Plot Poopper Plugger.
RainbowBob, you magnificent bastard, I love you for making this!
How come nobody is noticing that Doctor Who reference?
3549922 Faduq?
After my thoughts on reading the authors note I would like to go spelunking cunts now
Gotta say, I was caught completely off guard by this
3548679 Yep.
I wonder what would happen if he drank a Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster?
When I saw the pairing I thought, "Oh god. This cannot be good."
After reading it I was like "
THAT WAS FUCKING HILARIOUS!"
A certain someone forgot to put in an Alternate Universe tag for this fic.
Also, obvious riff bait is obvious.
Thank you for the material.
Have a nice day.
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"Harpleflarple is really not a word to use in the company of a lady"
-favorite line in the fic... don't know why
However I think the authors note is the funniest part of the whole thing.
3547730 Sir, I agree with you in such a way that cannot be expressed through mere words.
Wait... This WASN'T written by Regidar?
Then how the hell is it so funny!?
Wah delokeer...?
Zeh t`uo nah d'tah nok.
Mera n'wah.
3549922 the allons-y
Discord, only him
Bob, let me just go on record as saying that you write some of the weirdest (if not freakiest) things here.
...It's still funny though, just really weird.
Anyway, I remember the last Discord fic I read by you! So let the partying begin in celebration of another!
...This isn't going to end as well as the last one, because obviously, >poor poor fool>.
I HAVE TO SEND IT:
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