How does eleven alicorns grab you? Er, how about six? Three? I swear, no more than that.
not bad, let's see where this goes
I agree with the guy above me. More please!
Plymouth Valiant.... A great car, a great pony, a great EVERYTHING!
A particular Valiant that he reminds me of:
^ 1971 Plymouth Valiant De Lux in "Duel, 1971"
Striking similarity in color, eh?
What the first 3 said.
“All the ponies in this town are crazy!” Goood. Come. Join the crazy side. We have cake. (and lampshade hats.)
Hahaha! I hate it when people think I'm insane! I think I can firmly distinguish dreams from reality... Great story so far! Really want to see this.
Now where did I put that clown car...? Next to the tacos..?
Wow! This is really good! I want more!
i like this, alot.
I'm loving the format and style, and particularly the ever-so-subtle AU changes. Keep up the good work!
Well that is an entertaining concept. I however wonder how tactile sensations didn't clue him in to being awake much earlier.
what?!?!?!? there are two dislikes?!?!?!
great job yet again
Oh, I intend to drag this out as long as possible.
I am quite appreciative of that. It becomes harder and harder for me to find any good comedy fics that I haven't finished. I guess my reading speed just outpaces the entire internet's updating speed. Very useful in certain respects but difficult when looking for new entertainment.
“Just my electric personality.”
Oh Celestia! You made me CHUCKLE
Not that its not normal or anything.
I'm going to try to set up one punchline in every episode. I figure 1,000 words per lol is a fair trade.
To be honest,
since lol is like 101, you should give us one lol / 100 words, thus finishing the 100 words with another 1, thus creating 101 aka lol.
Anteh sense, how much I love it, and I know you do too.
But now, I shall say good night and...
I need a way to force myself to go sleep. I've been updating the front page for 5 minutes hoping for updates, and every time I say "I will update just ONCE more" to myself.
SLEEP ME, SLEEP.
Now, back to real life, I'm going to shut up and leave you alone.
he survived a lightning strike to the body twice?!
looks like valiant...
*puts on glasses*
has quite the rod.
get it? lightning rod? he got struck by lightning twice?
At last, a Fic with a comedy tag that actually made me laugh! Good job!
everyponys a litle bit rasist sometime~~~~
doesnt mean we commit hate criiiimes~~~~
love that song
p.s. STEAMPUNK ROBOT FTW
Oh god, this fic has had me in stitches so many times. This is fantastically funny. Thumb up, tracking.
Also, you write like a man possessed, just don't burn yourself out.
Haha... very punny
this is awesome!
good job man
Hahhahaha, I got a few good laughs out of this, thanks. I think the story is starting to peter out now though, it's not really going anywhere and I'm not sure if I want to stick around for a repeat of the episodes with the occasional snide remark.
Still thanks for the story, was fun.
No hard feelings. I have no idea where it's going, either.
Honestly, I'd probably react the same way. But with much less snarkniness, because I know this could easily not be a dream.
Let me get this straight. Now he is ill. He still believes this is in his head. So now he thinks he is ill in his head? I do believe voicing this will cause anyone to instantly agree with him.
bahaha, i like homicidal valiant.
very good. you have earned a mustache or 8
I would have thought someone with a username like yours would have commented on the Epic Meal Time references.
oh Bacon96 is also my minecraft username so why not use it for this?
I cannot read your cry for help without thinking of Sweetie Bot.
So... Is valiant actually going to go through with this death threat? Because that would be totally fucking awsome.
haha just thought what if valiant built some kind of flying contraption and "took to the air"
Worth investigating. Ponies probably don't have the materials for heavier-than-air vehicles (the Pinkiecopter aside), so I suppose some kind of steampunky airship?
>>305975305975 worth brainstorming. since the fact that he's still in Ponyville the size would have to be considerably less than a blimp sort of structure. anyway keep up the work, makes me my day this story does
lol robot vs celestia....this is gonna be gooood
yes. yes it will
awww he didnt get so say the line
i guess he will just have to........DEAL WITH IT!
p.s. im looking forward to a robot fight at the gala
I hope the robot gets installed with "countermeasures"
>>309171309171I am also looking forward to seeing the robot smash some things.
this fic just gets better and better...
>>309392309392 smashing ftw
I would have expected the ponies, fluttershy especially, to have flipper their shit when they saw valiant actually kill something, especially in the way he did.
the final robot is sooooo gonna kill celestia
Once again, I hope valiant goes through with his death threats... That would be hilarious.
>>311564311564 That's gonna be fucking awsome to read.
Dear lord... Cutie mark mech knights GO!
let the chaos begin
p.s. aww he's not gonna kill them? :P
Well, I like to think that Valiant is a pony of his word, but without the whole Mane 6, there wouldn't be a series, and no reason to keep writing.
I'll do a little explanation in an upcoming chapter.
That was awesome!
Bwahahah! This is awesome!!! Has Valiant forgotten that he is in a "dream"?
sanity only weighs inventors down
This chapter was great! Lots of good one-liners in there too.
My personal favourite: "Mr. and Mrs. Cake are homophobic."
all aboard the USS Democracy
twilight has returned to..........
man i love this fic
Yes, the "secrets" were about as inane as I expected but the ending was well done. A nice chuckle.
De magicks. This story has 'em.
This is awesome! Hehe. I really want to see Valiant try to convince Twilight that he is human!
nice one keep it up
damn you !!!!
And so Twilight Sparkle takes the first step to the dark side. Join us Twilight, we have ELECTIONS!
I am SO using that in the next chapter.
wow this story just got about 20 percent cooler
At first I thought this story was a bit dull because it stuck so closely to the original story line, but every chapter is getting better and better.
Now this is a fic I adamantly look forward to reading.
MORE CHAPTERS. NOW. Please?
copyright: now protected through the use of GIANT FRIKEN ROBOTS!
Another awesome chapter! Hehe. Keep it up!!!
What?!!?!?!?!!? a pony shows up claiming to be his father?
I spent about 5 minutes staring at the last paragraph.
Then I spent about 5 minutes laughing myself silly.
And here I am now
No! Not the kitten factory! xD
i love this fic.
“I think I have a nut allergy,” I croaked.
“Good thing you’re straight,” said Spike.
Death is her only salvation, grab a whip and head over to Cantervania
...You know, when you lay it out like that... Blueblood might very well be a vampire. Pity Rarity failed to stake him and was turned, but at least she was a virgin(?), so she's not his ghoul... unless, of course, you're not working off of Hellsing or Rebirth rules. Either way... set up for more shenanigans, with Rarity as the thrall of Blueblood? Or are you just going to use Rarity for "sexy vampiress" jokes?
Also, Trollestia and Valient, BFF. That's just... I don't even... I mean... wha?!
Awesome fic. Can't wait to read what you have planned for Season 2.
“Quick! Get in the Dirty Hooker!” - That iis one of the single best lines I have read in a fanfic
Can't wait to see how he handles Discord.
This chapter made my 3AM. :)
Oh god, it hurts to laugh.
I am pleased
inb4 valiant sides with discord
Awsome chapter... Now, I'm going to go get my vampire hunting kit.
>>324672324672 When you say "Helsing", do you mean the 2004 movie (directed by Stephen Sommers, starring Hugh Jackman), Or are you refering to the Japanese Anime series? I asume that you are refering to the anime (It's much better than the film, in my opinion).
>>324667324667 Or blow her to pieces with some dynamite. That might work. It doesn't say anything in vampire mythology that it won't.
The anime, of course. The movie does not exist. I refuse to believe otherwise!
>>327122327122 I know how you feel. That movie was Awful
Aww. I though twilight was dead for a minute. And now she isn't. Damn. I really wanted her to be dead. It would have been hilarious.
man this story just gets better.
Don't worry, I've got a plan for it.
You might even say... It's killer.
Oh my I think I invented a new kind of laughter while reading this chapter I can't breathe
Cool guys don't look at explosions
This just gets better and better. I nearly died when Tom became the new Rainbow Dash.
I have no idea what this feeling is. It's part happy, part angry, part sad and part drunk. I'll name it Haangadunk and throw it parties, and feed it chaos and put it in it's snuggly-wuggly bed, and care for it, and love it and...
..and be so awesome I think I'll have to use that line.
Of couse, Valiant will have to invent alcohol first. This should be interesting.