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    How does eleven alicorns grab you?  Er, how about six?  Three?  I swear, no more than that.

    First Published
    2nd Mar 2012
    Last Modified
    16th Feb 2013

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    #1 · Chapter 1 · 64w, 5h ago · · ·
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    #2 · Chapter 1 · 64w, 4h ago · · ·
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    I agree with the guy above me. More please! :pinkiehappy:

    #3 · Chapter 1 · 64w, 4h ago · · ·
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    i like.

    #4 · Chapter 1 · 64w, 4h ago · · ·
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    Plymouth Valiant.... A great car, a great pony, a great EVERYTHING!

    A particular Valiant that he reminds me of:

    ^ 1971 Plymouth Valiant De Lux in "Duel, 1971"

    Striking similarity in color, eh?

    #5 · Chapter 1 · 64w, 2h ago · · ·
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    What the first 3 said.

    “All the ponies in this town are crazy!”  :pinkiesmile:Goood.  Come.  Join the crazy side.:pinkiecrazy:  We have cake.:yay: (and lampshade hats.):pinkiehappy:

    #6 · Chapter 1 · 63w, 6d ago · · ·
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    Hahaha! I hate it when people think I'm insane! I think I can firmly distinguish dreams from reality... Great story so far! Really want to see this.

    Now where did I put that clown car...? Next to the tacos..?

    #7 · Chapter 3 · 63w, 6d ago · · ·
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    Wow! This is really good! I want more! :pinkiehappy:

    #8 · Chapter 4 · 63w, 6d ago · · ·
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    i like this, alot.

    #9 · Chapter 5 · 63w, 6d ago · · ·
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    LOL:pinkiehappy:

    #10 · Chapter 7 · 63w, 5d ago · · ·
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    I'm loving the format and style, and particularly the ever-so-subtle AU changes. Keep up the good work!

    #11 · Chapter 7 · 63w, 5d ago · · ·
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    Well that is an entertaining concept. I however wonder how tactile sensations didn't clue him in to being awake much earlier.

    #12 · Chapter 7 · 63w, 4d ago · · ·
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    what?!?!?!? there are two dislikes?!?!?!:raritydespair:

    great job yet again:pinkiehappy:

    #13 · Chapter 7 · 63w, 4d ago · · ·
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    >>290117

    Oh, I intend to drag this out as long as possible.  :pinkiehappy:

    #14 · Chapter 7 · 63w, 4d ago · · ·
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    I am quite appreciative of that. It becomes harder and harder for me to find any good comedy fics that I haven't finished. I guess my reading speed just outpaces the entire internet's updating speed. Very useful in certain respects but difficult when looking for new entertainment.

    #15 · Chapter 8 · 63w, 4d ago · · ·
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    “Just my electric personality.”

    Oh Celestia! You made me CHUCKLE :pinkiegasp:

    Not that its not normal or anything.

    #16 · Chapter 8 · 63w, 4d ago · · ·
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    >>292925

    I'm going to try to set up one punchline in every episode.  I figure 1,000 words per lol is a fair trade.

    #17 · Chapter 8 · 63w, 4d ago · · ·
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    >>293019

    To be honest,

    since lol is like 101, you should give us one lol / 100 words, thus finishing the 100 words with another 1, thus creating 101 aka lol.

    Anteh sense, how much I love it, and I know you do too.

    But now, I shall say good night and...

    I need a way to force myself to go sleep. I've been updating the front page for 5 minutes hoping for updates, and every time I say "I will update just ONCE more" to myself.

    SLEEP ME, SLEEP.

    Now, back to real life, I'm going to shut up and leave you alone.

    #18 · Chapter 8 · 63w, 4d ago · · ·
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    he survived a lightning strike to the body twice?!:pinkiegasp:

    good job:pinkiehappy:

    #19 · Chapter 8 · 63w, 3d ago · · ·
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    looks like valiant...

    *puts on glasses*

    has quite the rod.

    YEEEAAAAHHHHHH

    get it? lightning rod? he got struck by lightning twice?

    anybody?

    nobody?

    okay...

    #20 · Chapter 9 · 63w, 3d ago · · ·
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    At last, a Fic with a comedy tag that actually made me laugh! Good job!

    #21 · Chapter 9 · 63w, 3d ago · 2 · ·
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    everyponys a litle bit rasist sometime~~~~

    doesnt mean we commit hate criiiimes~~~~

    love that song :twilightsmile:

    p.s. STEAMPUNK ROBOT FTW :moustache:

    #22 · Chapter 9 · 63w, 3d ago · · ·
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    hah.

    DF
    #23 · Chapter 9 · 63w, 3d ago · · ·
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    Oh god, this fic has had me in stitches so many times. This is fantastically funny. Thumb up, tracking.

    Also, you write like a man possessed, just don't burn yourself out.

    #24 · Chapter 8 · 63w, 3d ago · · ·
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    “Just my electric personality.”

    Haha... very punny :rainbowlaugh:

    #25 · Chapter 9 · 63w, 3d ago · · ·
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    this is awesome!:pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy:

    #26 · Chapter 10 · 63w, 2d ago · · ·
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    good job man:pinkiehappy:

    #27 · Chapter 10 · 63w, 2d ago · · ·
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    Excellent...

    Please, continue.

    #28 · Chapter 10 · 63w, 2d ago · · ·
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    Hahhahaha, I got a few good laughs out of this, thanks. I think the story is starting to peter out now though, it's not really going anywhere and I'm not sure if I want to stick around for a repeat of the episodes with the occasional snide remark.

    Still thanks for the story, was fun.

    #29 · Chapter 10 · 63w, 2d ago · · ·
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    >>298822

    No hard feelings.  I have no idea where it's going, either.

    #30 · Chapter 2 · 63w, 2d ago · · ·
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    Honestly, I'd probably react the same way. But with much less snarkniness, because I know this could easily not be a dream.

    #31 · Chapter 11 · 63w, 1d ago · · ·
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    Let me get this straight. Now he is ill. He still believes this is in his head. So now he thinks he is ill in his head? I do believe voicing this will cause anyone to instantly agree with him. :twilightoops:

    #32 · Chapter 11 · 63w, 1d ago · · ·
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    bahaha, i like homicidal valiant.

    #33 · Chapter 12 · 63w, 1d ago · · ·
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    very good. you have earned a mustache or 8

    :moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache:

    #34 · Chapter 12 · 63w, 1d ago · · ·
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    >>304521

    I would have thought someone with a username like yours would have commented on the Epic Meal Time references.

    #35 · Chapter 12 · 63w, 1d ago · · ·
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    oh Bacon96 is also my minecraft username so why not use it for this?:pinkiecrazy:

    #36 · Chapter 12 · 63w, 1d ago · · ·
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    I cannot read your cry for help without thinking of Sweetie Bot.:unsuresweetie:

    #37 · Chapter 12 · 63w, 12h ago · · ·
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    So... Is valiant actually going to go through with this death threat? Because that would be totally fucking awsome.

    #38 · Chapter 12 · 63w, 11h ago · · ·
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    haha just thought what if valiant built some kind of flying contraption and "took to the air" :rainbowdetermined2:

    #39 · Chapter 12 · 63w, 10h ago · · ·
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    >>305875

    Worth investigating.  Ponies probably don't have the materials for heavier-than-air vehicles (the Pinkiecopter aside), so I suppose some kind of steampunky airship?

    #40 · Chapter 12 · 63w, 10h ago · · ·
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    >>305975 worth brainstorming. since the fact that he's still in Ponyville the size would have to be considerably less than a blimp sort of structure. anyway keep up the work, makes me my day this story does :twilightsmile:

    #41 · Chapter 13 · 62w, 6d ago · · ·
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    lol robot vs celestia....this is gonna be gooood :pinkiehappy:

    #42 · Chapter 13 · 62w, 6d ago · · ·
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    >>308448

    yes. yes it will:trollestia:

    #43 · Chapter 14 · 62w, 6d ago · · ·
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    awww he didnt get so say the line :pinkiesad2:

    i guess he will just have to........DEAL WITH IT! :moustache:

    p.s. im looking forward to a robot fight at the gala :pinkiehappy:

    #44 · Chapter 14 · 62w, 6d ago · 1 · ·
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    I hope the robot gets installed with "countermeasures" :trixieshiftright:

    #45 · Chapter 14 · 62w, 6d ago · · ·
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    >>309171I am also looking forward to seeing the robot smash some things.

    #46 · Chapter 14 · 62w, 6d ago · · ·
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    this fic just gets better and better...

    #47 · Chapter 14 · 62w, 6d ago · · ·
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    >>309392 smashing ftw :moustache:

    #48 · Chapter 15 · 62w, 5d ago · · ·
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    I would have expected the ponies, fluttershy especially, to have flipper their shit when they saw valiant actually kill something, especially in the way he did.

    #49 · Chapter 16 · 62w, 5d ago · · ·
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    the final robot is sooooo gonna kill celestia :trollestia:

    #50 · Chapter 15 · 62w, 5d ago · · ·
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    Once again, I hope valiant goes through with his death threats... That would be hilarious.

    #51 · Chapter 16 · 62w, 5d ago · · ·
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    >>311564 That's gonna be fucking awsome to read.

    #52 · Chapter 17 · 62w, 5d ago · 2 · ·
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    Dear lord... Cutie mark mech knights GO! :twilightoops:

    #53 · Chapter 17 · 62w, 5d ago · · ·
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    let the chaos begin :rainbowdetermined2:

    p.s. aww he's not gonna kill them? :P

    #54 · Chapter 17 · 62w, 5d ago · · ·
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    >>312798

    Well, I like to think that Valiant is a pony of his word, but without the whole Mane 6, there wouldn't be a series, and no reason to keep writing.

    I'll do a little explanation in an upcoming chapter.

    #55 · Chapter 17 · 62w, 5d ago · · ·
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    BAHAHA

    #56 · Chapter 15 · 62w, 5d ago · · ·
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    That was awesome! :pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy:

    #57 · Chapter 17 · 62w, 5d ago · · ·
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    Bwahahah! This is awesome!!! Has Valiant forgotten that he is in a "dream"? :rainbowlaugh:

    #58 · Chapter 18 · 62w, 4d ago · · ·
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    sanity only weighs inventors down :pinkiehappy:

    #59 · Chapter 19 · 62w, 4d ago · 2 · ·
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    This chapter was great! Lots of good one-liners in there too.

    My personal favourite: "Mr. and Mrs. Cake are homophobic."

    #60 · Chapter 18 · 62w, 4d ago · · ·
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    all aboard the USS Democracy :rainbowlaugh:

    #61 · Chapter 19 · 62w, 4d ago · 6 · ·
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    twilight has returned to..........

    THE LIST:trollestia:

    #62 · Chapter 19 · 62w, 4d ago · 5 · ·
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    ...a prostitute...?

    man i love this fic

    #63 · Chapter 20 · 62w, 4d ago · · ·
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    Yes, the "secrets" were about as inane as I expected but the ending was well done. A nice chuckle.:coolphoto:

    #64 · Chapter 20 · 62w, 4d ago · 2 · ·
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    De magicks. This story has 'em. :coolphoto:

    #65 · Chapter 21 · 62w, 4d ago · · ·
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    This is awesome! Hehe. I really want to see Valiant try to convince Twilight that he is human! :rainbowkiss:

    #66 · Chapter 22 · 62w, 3d ago · · ·
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    :trixieshiftleft::trixieshiftright: yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!

    nice one keep it up :twilightblush:

    #67 · Chapter 22 · 62w, 3d ago · · ·
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    damn you :trollestia: !!!!

    DF
    #68 · Chapter 22 · 62w, 3d ago · 1 · ·
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    And so Twilight Sparkle takes the first step to the dark side. Join us Twilight, we have ELECTIONS!

    #69 · Chapter 23 · 62w, 3d ago · · ·
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    >>319619

    I am SO using that in the next chapter.

    #70 · Chapter 23 · 62w, 3d ago · · ·
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    wow this story just got about 20 percent cooler :rainbowdetermined2:

    #71 · Chapter 23 · 62w, 3d ago · · ·
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    At first I thought this story was a bit dull because it stuck so closely to the original story line, but every chapter is getting better and better.

    Now this is a fic I adamantly look forward to reading.

    #72 · Chapter 23 · 62w, 3d ago · · ·
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    MORE CHAPTERS. NOW. Please?

    #73 · Chapter 23 · 62w, 3d ago · · ·
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    copyright: now protected through the use of GIANT FRIKEN ROBOTS! :trollestia:

    #74 · Chapter 23 · 62w, 3d ago · · ·
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    Another awesome chapter! Hehe. Keep it up!!!

    #75 · Chapter 24 · 62w, 3d ago · · ·
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    What?!!?!?!?!!? a pony shows up claiming to be his father?:pinkiegasp:

    LIES!:pinkiecrazy::pinkiecrazy::pinkiecrazy::pinkiecrazy:

    #76 · Chapter 25 · 62w, 3d ago · 2 · ·
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    I spent about 5 minutes staring at the last paragraph.

    Then I spent about 5 minutes laughing myself silly.

    And here I am now :pinkiecrazy:

    #77 · Chapter 24 · 62w, 2d ago · · ·
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    No! Not the kitten factory! xD

    #78 · Chapter 25 · 62w, 2d ago · · ·
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    i love this fic.

    #79 · Chapter 24 · 62w, 2d ago · 3 · ·
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    “I think I have a nut allergy,” I croaked.  

    “Good thing you’re straight,” said Spike.

    I loled. :rainbowlaugh:

    #80 · Chapter 27 · 62w, 2d ago · · ·
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    Death is her only salvation, grab a whip and head over to Cantervania

    #81 · Chapter 26 · 62w, 2d ago · · ·
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    ...You know, when you lay it out like that... Blueblood might very well be a vampire. Pity Rarity failed to stake him and was turned, but at least she was a virgin(?), so she's not his ghoul... unless, of course, you're not working off of Hellsing or Rebirth rules. Either way... set up for more shenanigans, with Rarity as the thrall of Blueblood? Or are you just going to use Rarity for "sexy vampiress" jokes?

    Also, Trollestia and Valient, BFF. That's just... I don't even... I mean... wha?!

    Awesome fic. Can't wait to read what you have planned for Season 2.

    #82 · Chapter 27 · 62w, 2d ago · · ·
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    “Quick!  Get in the Dirty Hooker!”  - That iis one of the single best lines I have read in a fanfic :rainbowlaugh:

    #83 · Chapter 27 · 62w, 2d ago · · ·
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    Can't wait to see how he handles Discord.

    DF
    #84 · Chapter 26 · 62w, 2d ago · · ·
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    This chapter made my 3AM. :)

    DF
    #85 · Chapter 27 · 62w, 2d ago · · ·
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    Oh god, it hurts to laugh.

    #86 · Chapter 27 · 62w, 2d ago · · ·
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    I am pleased

    #87 · Chapter 27 · 62w, 1d ago · · ·
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    inb4 valiant sides with discord

    #88 · Chapter 26 · 62w, 1d ago · · ·
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    Awsome chapter... Now, I'm going to go get my vampire hunting kit.

    >>324672 When you say "Helsing", do you mean the 2004 movie (directed by Stephen Sommers, starring Hugh Jackman), Or are you refering to the Japanese Anime series? I asume that you are refering to the anime (It's much better than the film, in my opinion).

    #89 · Chapter 27 · 62w, 1d ago · · ·
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    >>324667 Or blow her to pieces with some dynamite. That might work. It doesn't say anything in vampire mythology that it won't.

    #90 · Chapter 27 · 62w, 1d ago · · ·
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    >>326854

    The anime, of course. The movie does not exist. I refuse to believe otherwise! :facehoof:

    #91 · Chapter 27 · 62w, 1d ago · · ·
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    >>327122 I know how you feel. That movie was Awful :facehoof:

    #92 · Chapter 28 · 62w, 1d ago · · ·
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    Aww. I though twilight was dead for a minute. And now she isn't. Damn. I really wanted her to be dead. It would have been hilarious. :twilightsheepish:

    #93 · Chapter 28 · 62w, 1d ago · · ·
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    man this story just gets better.

    #94 · Chapter 28 · 62w, 1d ago · 2 · ·
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    >>327489

    Don't worry, I've got a plan for it.

    You might even say... :coolphoto: It's killer.

    #95 · Chapter 28 · 62w, 1d ago · · ·
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    Oh my I think I invented a new kind of laughter while reading this chapter I can't breathe

    #97 · Chapter 28 · 62w, 1d ago · · ·
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    #98 · Chapter 28 · 62w, 1d ago · · ·
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    This just gets better and better. I nearly died when Tom became the new Rainbow Dash.

    DF
    #99 · Chapter 28 · 61w, 6d ago · 2 · ·
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    I have no idea what this feeling is. It's part happy, part angry, part sad and part drunk. I'll name it Haangadunk and throw it parties, and feed it chaos and put it in it's snuggly-wuggly bed, and care for it,  and love it and...

    #100 · Chapter 28 · 61w, 6d ago · · ·
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    >>332894

    ..and be so awesome I think I'll have to use that line.

    Of couse, Valiant will have to invent alcohol first.  This should be interesting.

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