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CartsBeforeHorses


Put the cart before the horse, mix things up, and look at them in a different way.

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Ash Ketchum wakes up in Equestria along with Pikachu. He sees a bunch of ponies and mistakenly believes that they are new Pokemon. Naturally, Ash tries to catch 'em all.

NOTE: This is a crack fic. This is not to be taken seriously at all. You have been warned.
Part of One-Shotober.

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Comments ( 24 )

spoiler alert: ash wears a hat

3298390

:facehoof: Could you use the spoiler tags next time? You ruined it for me! :flutterrage: :fluttercry:

3298398 that's the price you pay for reading the comments before the fic

I've been waiting for a story like this. :pinkiesmile:

3298390
*smacks you with a rolled up j-pop magazine*
Baka!

3298400

Regi you're a meanie
:fluttercry::fluttercry::fluttercry:
i'm gunna report u
:raritycry:

3298417 the amount of lolz this possesses is fucking amazing

Twilight Sparkle. Mary Sue type

I laughed so hard I fell out of my chair. :rainbowlaugh:

No, Ash, actually there’s more, and they keep getting stupider and more phoned in each generation. But ignorance is bliss, I guess.

Phoney- phone type pokemon. Weak to water types. Can be used to call your gurlfriends and deal massive amounts of damage to your enemies with incessant and frivolous talking.

“Oh hey, Ass,” he said.

“It’s ASH!” said Ass.

I died

3298413 >not k-pop
pleb

3298417 no im sorry pls donut do dat

3298468

no u broke my :heart: u don't understand :raritydespair::raritydespair::raritycry::raritycry: u make fluttershy sad see :fluttercry::fluttercry: big mean meanie pants i hope u get made into cupcakes :raritycry:

This was kind of dumb. Like, some of the jokes were funny, but it was a weird mix of intelligent and juvenile humor.

Didn't like it very much.

3298468
>pleb
*unsheathes nodachi*
Say it again! I dare you!

3298483 go back to /a/ and watch some naruto

3298477 shit nigga dis be 2real4me
im out

... ... ...

All.. right...

3298486
>naruto
Eww, no I'd rather watch rozen or maybe k-on.

3298513 gross faggot

Ash wouldn't have even evolved them in the first place.

“Oh hey, Ass,” he said.

“It’s ASH!” said Ass

:rainbowlaugh:

:rainbowlaugh: My godthis is funny, I'm... having trouble breathing, seriously. Well done, sir. And good luck on the next 27 (yeah yeah I'm behind and several more have been posted as of writing but go with it ok?). Hopefully there'll be more... crackfics, is that the word the cool kids are using? Right, gotta jot that down.

scream :yay:: sream louder:rainbowdetermined2::duck::eeyup::facehoof::moustache::trollestia::unsuresweetie::twistnerd::twilightsmile::twilightsheepish::twilightoops::twilightblush::twilightangry2::trixieshiftright::trixieshiftleft::scootangel::raritywink::raritystarry::raritydespair::raritycry::rainbowwild::heart: suck it

The bright, pixellated anime sun rose over the land of Japan-With-White-People as the crow of a Spearow awoke Ash Ketchum.

With White people ehh:rainbowhuh:

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