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she had heard all the sticky hooves jokes before, especially in high school
Oh I bet .
Anyways, as stories go, your story isn't engaging enough. You had a pretty easy premise to work with and make a comedy; I mean, you chose a glue factory... A GLUE FACTORY! That alone should turn some heads.
But instead of taking some interesting route, you turned towards the generic route of CMCs messing with the formula for glue and doing it in a very rushed story. Had something going for it, but it just didn't reach it's potential.
3243886 I think he was going for that idea. It's a glue factory, and yet he took it in a completely different direction. Like, it's funny because you don't expect it to be completely harmless. Plus, if the goal was a story that's EXACTLY 1k words, how much CAN you do?
3244002 I think he doesn't care, though. according to his only blog post (submitted TODAY it seems) he's just using this as a place to share stories. I understand what you are saying, but apparently, he just wants to be left alone. Heck, with a name like Anonymous Anon, I think he'd rather be distanced from everyone. Or he (or maybe she) is a real-life Fluttershy.
3244018 Well if he doesn't care, then fine. I'm just stating, as a reader, why I didn't enjoy the story as much as I could have, and trying to give advice on how to make his next works better. If he takes it, then fine; if not, also fine.
Also, an antisocial personality saying to leave you alone doesn't really help the guy get his stories read by people; so in that case, he might as well have just written it and stared at it on his computer without posting
I think opening with the ending kinda hurt this one. Being that this is a short comedy, you basically told us the punch line to the joke, then told us the joke that goes with it, and doing things in that order usually doesn't work well unless the 'joke' is more funny than the 'punch line'.
I know this is your first story here, but think about doing an edit pass in the future. Even reading back over your stuff just once and fixing what you happen to find would probably make this much more enjoyable, and being that it's a 1k word story it wouldn't take long either. Mistakes will interrupt your reader's train of thought and take them out of the story as they have to try and decipher what you were trying to tell them.
3244031 Well, bring that up with him/her. Maybe he/she really DOES want to get better, but seeing as how he/she's been offline, and was so before you posted, he/she can't really do much to make it better, now can he/she?
3244263 Read it again, and I think that works much better. This way, the reader is left wondering what horrors the CMC are going to find as they wander off into the glue factory, but actually they just end up causing a huge mess and getting everyone stuck in it.
I lol'd.
Oh I bet .
Anyways, as stories go, your story isn't engaging enough. You had a pretty easy premise to work with and make a comedy; I mean, you chose a glue factory... A GLUE FACTORY! That alone should turn some heads.
But instead of taking some interesting route, you turned towards the generic route of CMCs messing with the formula for glue and doing it in a very rushed story. Had something going for it, but it just didn't reach it's potential.
5/10. Not terrible, but could be better
3243886 I think he was going for that idea. It's a glue factory, and yet he took it in a completely different direction. Like, it's funny because you don't expect it to be completely harmless. Plus, if the goal was a story that's EXACTLY 1k words, how much CAN you do?
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1. Don't set a goal that low.
2. If you do try for that, make sure the concept is good and isn't rushed
3. Make it funny and engaging.
Sadly, he didn't do any of the 3
3244002 I think he doesn't care, though. according to his only blog post (submitted TODAY it seems) he's just using this as a place to share stories. I understand what you are saying, but apparently, he just wants to be left alone. Heck, with a name like Anonymous Anon, I think he'd rather be distanced from everyone. Or he (or maybe she) is a real-life Fluttershy.
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Well if he doesn't care, then fine. I'm just stating, as a reader, why I didn't enjoy the story as much as I could have, and trying to give advice on how to make his next works better. If he takes it, then fine; if not, also fine.
Also, an antisocial personality saying to leave you alone doesn't really help the guy get his stories read by people; so in that case, he might as well have just written it and stared at it on his computer without posting
I think opening with the ending kinda hurt this one. Being that this is a short comedy, you basically told us the punch line to the joke, then told us the joke that goes with it, and doing things in that order usually doesn't work well unless the 'joke' is more funny than the 'punch line'.
I know this is your first story here, but think about doing an edit pass in the future. Even reading back over your stuff just once and fixing what you happen to find would probably make this much more enjoyable, and being that it's a 1k word story it wouldn't take long either. Mistakes will interrupt your reader's train of thought and take them out of the story as they have to try and decipher what you were trying to tell them.
3244031 Well, bring that up with him/her. Maybe he/she really DOES want to get better, but seeing as how he/she's been offline, and was so before you posted, he/she can't really do much to make it better, now can he/she?
3244039 It has been fixed.
3244263
Read it again, and I think that works much better. This way, the reader is left wondering what horrors the CMC are going to find as they wander off into the glue factory, but actually they just end up causing a huge mess and getting everyone stuck in it.
I like it.
OMG! This story is like sooo bad!
It's like not even funny!
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And Ms Stickyhooves... Eww... What a perv!
Maybe, you should try creating a story at 999 words exact with Pinkie Pie being the main character
3258469 That can't be done. In order for a story to be submitted on the site, it has to have at least 1,000 words.
3251451 Nobody told you to read it.
3283883 I meant 1,999 words. My mistake.
3295150 To error is human. To be awesome, is pie.
In the glue factory where your fears and horrors come through