• Member Since 29th Mar, 2013
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Uberdeathninja


I am the darkness, the evil in men, the heart and mind of the swarm. Hatred is my sword, and heavy metal is my shield. You don't like me? too fuckin' bad.

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Oh, that one attention whore 'hater' from the cancerous Cheesburger site?

Yeah, no.

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Please...Ubie is best hater

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I don"t know who you are but I will find you. And when I do, I will kill you.












p.s.: Rule 19.

the story is funny, in the manic and really odd 4chan way. It suffers from a pattern, I.E. main character meets new person, goes into troll mode, baffles new character in a somewhat insulting manner, and explains why that view is held. I can see the chance for depth or even more comedy beyond bog standard 4chan /b/ logic.

another good chapter, and it was funny to. :pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy:

yay another good chapter. :pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy:

can't wait to read the next chapter. :pinkiehappy:

a message to all 'first' commenters:
DENIED:flutterrage::flutterrage:

After reading your most recent chapter I see 3 or4 possible outcomes
A. Kills chrysallis
B. Joins chrysallis
C. Gets captured by crysallise
D. Captures chrysallis
Take your pick.

yo dawg, you need some more comments
and this is FUCKING HILLARIOUS
oh, and btw FIRST

The series is a little rushed but well done, you get a like but I would still love to see more detail put into this treasure trove.

3566599 not gonna spoil it. but let me give you a hint. What happens when you steal from an angry drunk with no qualms about killing?

3667127 when chrysalis try's to make a deal make him say "bitch, hell no!" From gamer poop :p

1. Do not talk about /b/
2. Do NOT talk about /b/
3. We are Anonymous.
4. Anonymous is legion.
5. Anonymous does not forgive, Anonymous does not forget.
6. Anonymous can be horrible, senseless, uncaring monster.
7. Anonymous is still able to deliver.
8. There are no real rules about posting.
9. There are no real rules about moderation either — enjoy your ban.
10. If you enjoy any rival sites — DON'T.
11. You must have pictures to prove your statement.
12. Lurk moar — it's never enough.
13. Nothing is Sacred.
14. Do not argue with a troll — it means that they win.
15. The more beautiful and pure a thing is, the more satisfying it is to corrupt it.
16. There are NO girls on the internet.
17. A cat is fine too.
18. One cat leads to another.
19. The more you hate it, the stronger it gets.
20. It is delicious cake. You must eat it.
21. It is delicious trap. You must hit it.
22. /b/ sucks today.
23. Cock goes in here.
24. You will never have sex.
25. ????
26. PROFIT!
27. It needs more Desu. No exceptions.
28. There will always be more fucked up shit than what you just saw.
29. You can not divide by zero (just because the calculator says so).
30. No real limits of any kind apply here — not even the sky
31. CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.
32. EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER.
33. Desu isn't funny. Seriously guys. It's worse than Chuck Norris jokes.
34. There is porn of it. No exceptions.
35. If no porn is found of it, it will be created.
36. No matter what it is, it is somebody's fetish. No exceptions.
37. Even one positive comment about Japanese things can make you a weeaboo.
38. When one sees a lion, one must get into the car
39. There is furry porn of it. No exceptions.
40. The pool is always closed due to AIDS (and stingrays, which also have AIDS).
41. If there isn't enough just ask for Moar.
42. Everything has been cracked and pirated.
43. DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS
44. The internet is not your personal army.
45. Rule 45 is a lie.
46. The cake is a lie.
47. If you post it, they will cum.
48. It will always need moar sauce.
49. The internet makes you stupid.
50. Anything can be a meme.
51. Longcat is looooooooooong.
52. If something goes wrong, Ebaums did it.
53. Anonymous is a virgin by default.
54. Moot has cat ears, even in real life. No exceptions.
55. CP is awwwright, but DSFARGEG will get you b&.
56. Don't mess with football.
57. MrSpooky has never seen so many ingrates.
58. Anonymous does not "buy", he downloads.
59. The term "sage" does not refer to the spice.
60. If you say Candlejack, you w
61. You cannot divide by zero.
62. The internet is SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS.
63. If you do not believe it, then it must be habeebed for great justice.
64. Not even Spider-Man knows how to shot web.
65. Mitchell Henderson was an hero to us all.
66. This is not lupus, it's SPARTAAAAAAAAAA.
67. One does not simply shoop da whoop into Mordor.
68. Katy is bi, so deal w/it.
69. LOL SIXTY NINE AMIRITE?
70. Also, cocks.
71. This is a showdown, a throwdown, hell no I can't slow down, it's gonna go.
72. Anonymous did NOT, under any circumstances, tk him 2da bar|?
73. If you express astonishment at someone's claim, it is most likely just a clever ruse.
74. If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe, Anonymous would have been married a long time ago.
75. Around Snacks, CP is lax.
76. All numbers are at least 100 but always OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAND.
77. Hal Turner definitely needs to gb2/hell/.
78. Mods are fucking fags. No exceptions.
79. All Caturday threads will be bombarded with Zippocat. No exceptions.
80. No matter how cute it is, it probably skullfucked your mother last night.
81. That's not mud.
82. Steve Irwin's death is really, really funny.
83. The Internet is SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS.
84. Rule 87 is true.
85. Yes, it is some chickens.
86. Bobba bobba is bobba.
87. Rule 84 is false. OH SHI-
88. If your statement is preceded by "HAY GUYZ", then you are not doing it right.
89. If you cannot understand it, it is machine code.
90. Anonymous still owes Hal Turner one trillion U.S. dollars.
91. Spengbab Sqarpaint is luv Padtwick Zhstar iz fwend.
92. Disregard Bigmike, he sucks cocks.
93. Secure tripcodes are for jerks.
94. If someone herd u liek Mudkips, deny it constantly for the lulz.
95. Combo breakers are inevitable. If the combo is completed successfully, it is gay.
96. I am a huge faggot. Please rape my face.
97. Shit sucks and will never be stickied.
98. Bricks must are required to be shat whenever Anonymous is surprised.
99. If you have no bricks to shit, you are made of fail and AIDS.

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the most horrible, evil, generally annoying song she'd ever heard.
"Shut it off! Shut it off!" Cried one drone, who was holding his head.
"I'm trying! It's just getting louder!" Another cried, who was prodding the book with his foreleg.
"Just close the damned thing!" Chrysalis demanded, crying tears of pain. Finally, the drone closed the book, and the horrible song stopped. The drones in the room simply laid in the fetal position, some in tears.
"That was horrible..." whimpered one drone.
"I-I think I'm going to have nightmares..." Whimpered another. Chrysalis simply sat there, horrified.
"Alright, no more tests. Agreed?" She asked her drones.
"Agreed." They all replied hastily.
Meanwhile, the currently-under attack town of Ponyville
"Fjord, calm down! I'm sure it's just lost!" Cried Twilight as she dodged another carriage.
"Niid! Zu'u rahgot, Zu krii da!!!" I cried in an ancient, powerful tongue as I chucked bits of village everywhere. However I soon stopped, as if struck by something. Indeed, I heard something: The distress signal of My book.
"My book's in trouble!!! Hold on, baby, I'm on my comin'!!!!" I cried, speeding like a bullet toward the sounds direction, intent on destroying whatever caused it to sound off.

GUYS LISTEN ITS THE BAT SIGNAL

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