A Night To Remeber... Even Though You Can't.
The street lamps lit the streets of Canterlot. It seemed quiet though a faint beat could be heard from a club down the alley. A bundle of ponies were making their way towards the beating of the bass. All of them trotting along to the rhythm, except one who was too busy bouncing ahead of the others and spinning around the lamp poles.
Pinkie Pie stopped and gasped causing Twilight to almost run into her. “There it is! The bestest most excitingest club ever!” She began bouncing towards the building quickly.
Twilight called after her. “Pinkie wait! You can’t just-” But she had already disappeared behind the building. She sighed and mumbled. “Nevermind.”
The group began walking towards the club again.
Celestia laid a wing on Twilight’s shoulder. “Come now, Twilight. She only wishes to have fun, besides in all my years I have never been to one of these ‘clubs.’”
Luna, Rainbow Dash, and Applejack tried to hide their laughs under a hoof. Luna leaned down next to the pair. “I bet you ten bits she passes out just from the beat of the bass.”
Rainbow Dash chuckled. “I bet you thirty bits she won’t be able to handle one shot of Applejack Daniels.”
Applejack rolled her eyes. “Come on now y’all. Let’s not go bettin’ bits on the Princess all willy nilly.”
Fluttershy nodded and added quietly. “I’ve never been to one of these things either. I’d hate for the Princess to feel, um, out of place...”
Rainbow Dash threw her arm around the pegasus. “Well, have we got a surprise in store for you-”
A loud bang followed by streamers and confetti rained down from the sky, as a pink pony appeared out from behind one of the lamp poles. “Did somepony say surprise?!”
All the ponies stood there, hearts racing for a moment, trying to comprehend what had just happened.
Twilight shook her head. “Pinkie Pie, why in Equestria did you bring your party cannon?”
Pinkie Pie was stuffing more party supplies down the cannon’s opening and chimed, “Well I thought since this is kind of like a party, and I love, love, love parties, I’d bring the bestest party supplier ever! And that’s my, 'pause for dramatic effect,' PARTY CANNON!” Another boom rang out as Pinkie pulled the string, sending another flurry of confetti over the group.
Rainbow Dash flew behind Pinkie Pie and grabbed her by the forelegs. “I think that’s enough, now come on the bass is waiting!” Rainbow Dash dragged Pinkie Pie away despite her huffed protests.
Twilight inwardly fainted but a smile remained on her face. Had to look good in front of her mentor and all.
The group headed behind the club where a burly unicorn stallion was smoking, but he quickly extinguished the cigarette by chucking it to the ground as his eyes fell on the three princesses in front of him. He bowed. “Your Highnesses.”
Twilight walked up to the stallion and dropped a bag of bits in front of him. “We need someplace that’s somewhat private but with a great view.”
The stallion quickly nodded and grabbed the bits. He enveloped the door in a gray aura, opening it for the group. “After you.”
The bunch headed inside, only to be met with neon lights blasting through the windows of the little room. Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie were sitting on an old couch but joined the others as they filed into the room.
The stallion trotted over to a door and opened it. “This leads to the second floor of the club. Reserved for V.I.P. only. There shouldn’t be too many ponies there.”
Twilight thanked the stallion as they headed up the stairwell up to a oak door with the letters V.I.P on the front. She pushed it open only to be blasted with the booming bass. The club must have had some type of noise canceler spell because it did not seem that loud in the tiny room. She trotted to the edge, there was no fence to keep them from falling, she tried not to think about the health hazards and looked at the crowd below. Colorful assortments of ponies met her eyes along with neon glowsticks and a lightning blue maned DJ on stage.
Rainbow Dash trotted up beside her as the other ponies took their seats. Princess Luna, Applejack, and Celestia sat at the bar while Pinkie Pie was adorning Fluttershy and Rarity in glowstick attire.
“You like the view from up here?”
Twilight nodded. “Oh, yes I do but I find it funny there’s no fence to protect ponies from falling.”
Rainbow Dash smirked. “Well, why don’t you find out.” Before Twilight could respond she was sent flailing into mid air.
I’m going to die. I’m going to- wait wings! She flapped with all her might only to hear Rainbow Dash's laughter from behind her. She paused. She looked down. She was laying in midair yet the floor where she was laying was colored a bright pink. She stood up only to be met by more colors under her hooves. It was a magic. A magical dance floor.
Twilight sighed in relief and smiled to herself. She trotted back to the carpeted area and turned to Rainbow. “Not funny.”
Rainbow held her sides as another wave of laughter hit her. “You should’ve seen, ha ha ha, your face.”
Twilight rolled her eyes and went to go join Pinkie pie and her other friends at a table.
Applejack hollered at Rainbow Dash. “Come on, Rainbow. You gonna join us or what?”
She flicked her rainbow mane and stood up. “I’m coming, AJ.” She trotted over to the bar and took a seat between Applejack and Luna. She called to a nicely dressed pony polishing a glass. “Hey bartender.”
She looked up from his polishing and laid the glass on the counter. “Yes, ladies. Can I help you to anything?”
Applejack rubbed her chin. “Well I’d like a- Berry Punch. Is that you?”
Berry laughed. “Don’t seem so surprised, AppleJack. I only work here on the weekends, but yes it is me.”
Luna chimed in. “I take it you’re from Ponyville?”
The magenta mare nodded. “You bet! I have my own little bar down there. My cousin runs it on the weekends so I can get a feel of what a real high end joint is like. Funny, I've never seen any princesses here before, well except Cadence anyway, but that was about two years back.”
Celestia’s eyes grew wide. “My niece was at a bar?!”
Berry Punch flinched from the sudden outburst and rubbed her arm. “Um, yeah. She came in with Shining and had a couple fruity drinks and they left.”
Celestia sighed and placed a hoof on her forehead. How little she knew about the nightlife was too overwhelming, not to mention the bass was pounding along with the growing headache.
Rainbow Dash rolled her eyes. “Okay, onto our drinks. Me and AJ will have some Applejack Daniels and keep them coming till we pass out!” She laughed as the farm pony elbowed her side.
“You are goin’ regret taking me on, sugarcube.”
Rainbow rolled her eyes. “Don't be so confident. I was the drinking champ back in Cloudsdale, still am.”
The magenta pony returned carrying a tray with bottles on top. “Here you are girls, two Jacks to start you off.” She laid down two empty shot glasses.
Rainbow Dash smirked and poured a shot. “I’m so gonna beat you.”
Applejack grabbed her own drink. “Bring it, Dash.”
Luna nudged her sister in the side. “Oh look, ‘Tia. We get to witness a real live drink off!”
Celestia groaned in response and started to look at the countless bottles on the shelves in front of her, not recognizing any of the names.
Luna tapped her chin, her eyes lit up. “Hey, ‘Tia. Lets have our own drink off!”
The sun princess looked at her sister like she had lost her mind. “Why in Equestria would we do that?”
Luna pouted. “Because it’s fun. Can we? Please!”
She groaned and rubbed her temples. “Absolutely not.”
Luna folded her arms and pouted at her sister before smirking. “I guess that just proves you can’t handle the nightlife. I guess being the Princess of the Night is more fun after all.”
Celestia eyed her sister. “That is so not true! I can totally handle the nightlife!”
“No you can’t”
Celestia planted her hoof on the counter. “Oh yes I can!”
Luna smirked. “Then prove it.”
“Fine! You're on!” Celestia waved at Berry Punch. “Bartender, give us the same as Rainbow Dash and Applejack.”
“Are you sure, Princess? I mean it’s pretty strong stuff-”
Celestia wore a face of thunder. “I am absolutely sure.”
Berry gulped before nervously smiling and trotting towards the end of the counter. She returned a few moments later with Applejack Daniels and shot glasses prepared on a tray. She laid them down in front of the two sisters. “Is that all for now?”
Luna smiled. “Until we need more drinks. That’ll be it!”
Berry Punch nodded before trotting away to go serve Rarity and the others on the far end of the bar.
Luna smiled deviously, peering at the tray of drinks before her she said “I shall begin, prepare to meet your doom ‘Tia”, Luna took hold of the first shot and after examining it for a moment, slammed it down her throat with much gusto.
Luna let out a half choked sigh and coughed, “Tia, that was some good shit, try some.”
Celestia swirled the contents of her glass tentatively before sheepishly downing her own shot glass. The burn that met her throat was intense but she was determined to look unfazed. “Is that all you got, sister?”
Luna did naught but grin. “I have plenty more where that came from.” She poured another shot.
~35 shots later~
Rainbow dash and Applejack were passed out at the bar, both laying awkwardly on the counter, as Berry Punch was picking up their empty shot glasses.
Luna was smirking at her sister, who seemed to have lost control of her will to stay still. Slightly swaying from side to side, Celestia carefully picked up another shot glass and downed it. “Thaths it Woona you're goin fown.” She slurred.
Luna chuckled at her drunken sister. “I think I’ve already won.”
Celestia frowned and pounded her hooves on the counter. “You havth not! No! No! No winning for Woona!”
That was it, Luna couldn’t contain it anymore. She burst into an uncontrollable fit of laughter, barely able to stay seated in the bar stool.
Celestia pounded a hoof on the table. “Thith is not flunny!” She tried to get off the bar stool before realizing she barely had control of her legs. Landing straight on her face with her flank in the air, Luna’s laughing fit increased.
Celestia mumbled in annoyance and tried to balance herself. She finally managed to stand on all four wobbly legs. She never noticed how pretty this bar was before, how colorful. It was so pretty, so super pretty. Just like her. Alicorns are so pretty. She thought about that for a second before breaking out in a big grin. She wanted to make everypony pretty!
She turned to the bar her horn aglow.
Luna stopped laughing though still having a slightly drunk grin on her face “Um, ‘Tia what are you doing?”
Without answering her sister, Celestia looked straight at the bartender. She engulfed Berry Punch in a beam of magic and a loud pop, followed by a loud flash, rang out through the club.
Luna and the other ponies, excluding Rainbow Dash and Applejack who were still passed out, jumped at the unexpected pop and rubbed their eyes. What met their eyes next made their jaws drop.
Berry Punch was an alicorn.
Luna hurried to her sister’s side. “‘Tia, have you no sense?! We must return home at once, before anything else goes wrong or you hurt somepony.”
Berry Punch was busy flapping her wings and making things fly around the room in a faint pink glow. “Look everypony! I can use magic! I have wings!”
Celestia pushed her sister away. “No shister! I wanna make everypony pretty! Isn’th thath wonderful?” She raised her horn and and beams of yellow light engulfed the room. With several more pops followed by flashes. All the ponies on the second floor had been changed into alicorns.
Pinkie Pie bounced up and down in excitement, while Rarity squeed over her new wings.
Strangely enough, another pony that had not been seen emerged out of the back of the bar. Her purple cutie mark standing out from her grey coat. Octavia approached the princesses, alcohol lingering on her breath. “Do you have any explanation as to why I’m an alicorn now?”
Luna facehoofed and groaned. “Because my sister can’t handle alcohol.”
Octavia nodded. “I see.” She proceeded to leave with a smile on her face. “If you’ll excuse me, I’m going to be the best musically talented alicorn that ever lived! Ta-ta!”
Luna shouted after the cello playing pony. “Wait you can’t just leave! Wait- Damn it, she’s gone.” She turned to where Celestia was supposed to be standing. “You need to stop this- Wait where did you go?”
She galloped towards the V.I.P. door and down the stairs. When she reached the bottom she bucked the door into the lower section of the dance floor off it’s hinges, upon entering the room her jaw dropped and her ears fell flat against her head. Her sister was in the middle of the dance floor zapping everypony she could lay eyes on and the funny thing is that everypony seemed to be enjoying it. Even the DJ, who was also now an alicorn, was bobbing her head up and down, whipping out beats to this ‘change everypony into an alicorn party.’
Luna sighed and then shrugged. She flew next to her sister and started zapping ponies. You know what they say: If you can’t beat them, join them!
And that is how alicorns took over the world.
The End.
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I love you so much for this story.
2919282
I feelz the love! 
I love Celestia almost as much as I love you for writing this.
I love the guy that loves celestia as much as he loves you as I love you, and that's a fact Jack!
Haha!
Okay you've made my night, a thumb up from me
2919282 The great one has spoken.
I ... I ... I just don't know what to say ...
This was entertaing, dude.
Nice job.
~Skeeter The Lurker
Ha ha! Halarious! And seeing as Berry Punch is awesomest pony, I love her new destiny! I support drunken alicorns!
Fantastic!
im with rainbow bob on this one.
great stuff.
and the bob seal of approval as well, mighty praise that is.
(Thou art a very silly pony indeed! Thy tale of Our sister's inebriated antics hath amused Us greatly!)
A couple of bits I noticed:
The word you want is "unfazed", not "unphased" (this one trips up a lot of people)
You've used the wrong "your" / "you're" forms.
Here's a tip: Whenever you're not sure of the right form for words like "your" / "you're", "it's" / "its", "their" / "they're"... take the contraction form (the one with the apostrophe), expand it out to its full form ("you are", "it is", "they are", plug it into the sentence, and see if it still makes sense:
“Fine! You are on!” -- still makes sense, so use "you're"
You should’ve seen, ha ha ha, you are face. -- nonsense, so use "your"
This is another one of those irregular verbs that trips people up a lot. In this context, the past tense is still "she burst into laughter", not "bursted". ("Bursted" is an old form that's considered grammatically incorrect in modern writing.)
2919432>>2919296 I know you, and you!
Hehehe. I expect thirty five shots to put Celestia down. Weird, not bad!
To quote a great man: To alcohol! The root of, and solution to, all of life's problems!
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So much love!
2919342
YAY! Just don't go getting yourself drunk.
2919345
Yes, yes he has.
2919419
PART TILL YOU CAN'T PARTY NO MORE! *breaks out into weird dance*
2919432
Thanks so much!
2919449
Thanks! I'm thinking about doing a Berry Punch alicorn story now. It'll depend though.
2919535
Thanks!
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2919611
Yeah it is. *giggles* Thanks!
2920336
Lol I wanted to facehoof myself when I saw that I had missed up you're and your. 
Thanks for the editing g thingy. It's all patched up now!
But everything is okay now!
2920459
I'm thinking about it... Maybe if I find enough inspiration to write something about another drunken pony story or a drunken alicorn story.
2920802
Thanks! And the only reason Luna didn't go down was cause she enchanted hers so she wouldn't get as drunk as fast. Basically by the end of the story i think it was more like she drank 2 beers worth. Then again I have no idea how to measure alcohol consumption.
2921093
Amen to that brother.
No one got my Duck Dynasty reference yet?
2922523
I don't watch Duck Dynasty. My southern prep school attendees and youth church members nag at me for not watching it.
I mostly watch American Pickers.
For me its sorta just the opposite: I watch Duck Dynasty a lot, but not American Pickers.
Theylll finish making the new Duck Dynasty season around August 14-18 I believe? I'm too lazy to make sure.
That was... exceedingly odd. Good. But odd.
Oh my god. This is hilarious.
It's all fun and games till Celestia wakes up tomorrow and realizes that she needs to hold 296 new coronations. Hope you've got plenty of bits in the Treasury, Sun-Butt. Or just go "Fuck it Luna, we're coming up with a political system that makes one damn bit of sense."
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2920802
Human's can generally process about one drink's worth per hour without getting drunk. Depends on what you're drinking, your gender, age, if you're eating something with your alcohol, so on. I have no idea how well a fancy pants magic pony princess's liver processes ethanol. Though if Celestia's on her thirty-fifth shot in maybe an hour and not dead yet, apparently the answer to that is "amazingly well". To be entirely fair, Celestia's not only about the size of a small horse, meaning somewhere in the range of 1,500 pounds or so, but as I have mentioned, is a fancy pants magic pony princess.
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ATTENTION EVERYPONY!
I went back and added something (I defiantly did not forget the first time *cough cough*) to the story and if you go back and look for it I'm pretty sure you'll find it~
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2923226
Thanks I like odd... BAA!
2923540
DO IT HASBRO! NOW!
2923649
Why thank you! *bows*
2924519
Omgosh yesh~
2924548
Celestia is going to find out that this bureaucratic ball of yarn is going to be worse then the hangover. "I have to get approval from HOW many ponies before passing a law now? And ALL of them need to agree?"
2924548. as they say " the devil is in the details" ain't it darlin.
Nicely done. Generally most people who've never tasted alcohol start with beers and mixed drinks. I figured the Luna would trick her sister with a more mild drink that doesn't have any harsh bite.
"Berry, get us two rum runners with 151." Luna smirked mischievously.
Celestia comments that it's pretty sweet and how her chest feels warm. They then make the no-no of mixing booze types and now Celestia is drunk off her ass sipping on a Long Island Ice Tea.
Me and my friends usually stick with Kamikaze shots, because their cheap, taste like lime juice and can sneak up on you. After all they're only Vodka, triple sec and lime juice (add cranberry juice and you have a Cosmo). At first you think that taste pretty good, then you have another and 10 shots later, you get up and it feels like someone pulled the earth from under your feet.
*a rum runner is essentially a sweet rum slushy.
Haha! So much lol!
Okay, this was just silly.
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Haven't alicorns already taken over the world? The over a thousand year reign isn't something to ignore.
Great story, though Luna seemed far too sober. Did I miss something in that regards?
Very nice, but, ahem, commas.
A Super Race has been created!!!!!
2924586
The Alicorn Congress
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You know it.
2925015
So many combos...
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LAUGH!
2928355
I agree.
2928445
Luna but a spell on her drinks so she wouldn't get as drunk as fast.
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i know... I'M TERRIBLE AT THEM!
2931005
Yesh~
2922497
If you do, it will be in my top favs, and you will become best author...ever!
2940515
Hahaha yay! But it'll have to fit in with school, but first I'd have to think of a plot for the story.
i would have found it funny if AJ and RD were drunkenly making out after all those shots...
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2919282 You know, I only thought of posting that gif because of your avatar.
2921093
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Ok, it's not a good story, but it is funny, especially at the end. I can picture AJ and RD waking up to this. Funniest "Everyone is an alicorn," that I have read.
'leaned' does not require capitalization.
You either forgot closing quotations before 'pause for dramatic effect' or you added some extra just before 'PARTY CANNON!'
d-d-d-d-double mistake in one paragraph! Stick a comma between 'string' and 'sending'.
A better phrasing would be '--but he quickly extinguished the cigarette--'. The rest is fine as is.
A comma would feel right at home between 'aura' and 'opening.' Also, maybe explain the fact that he was a unicorn beforehand? I had been imagining an earth pony until that sentence. A simple fix would be changing '--where a burly stallion was smoking--' to '--where a burly unicorn was smoking--'.
'lightening?' Switch to 'light'. Also, go Vinyl Scratch! Wub it up!
Second sentence is a fragment. Fix via 'Princess Luna, Applejack, and Celestia sat at the bar while Pinkie Pie was adorning Fluttershy and Rarity in glowstick attire. Quick and simple fix for a simple problem.
Stick a comma between 'surprised' and 'Applejack'. Stick it real good. Also, go Berry Punch! Alcohol it up!
Possible fixes include but are not limited to: 'Funny. Never seen--', 'It's funny that I've never seen--', 'Funny that I've never seen--' and 'Funny, I've never seen--'.
Comma between 'Okay' and 'onto'. Little bastards are elusive, ain't they?
Poor Luna seems to have skipped a period. That's why you wear protection, kids!
Possible fixes include both 'Bartender! Give us--' and 'Bartender, give us--'
It's a frag! And not the grenade variety, either. Fix with 'She returned a few moments later with Applejack Daniels and shot glass prepared on a tray.' By the by, since it's a match between Celestia and Luna, wouldn't there be more than one shot glass?
Smart move, Berry. Drunk alicorns are notoriously rowdy. On another note; wouldn't that 'trotted' be better off as a 'trotting'? I've told it that it should think about the operation, but it's just so scared of surgery. Think you can talk some sense into it?
Comma needed after 'Tia'. Those deserters will be found and reprimanded for leaving their posts!
Comma between 'sister' and 'who'. As I said, none get away with leaving the army until their tour of duty is complete!
Another double kill! Comma between 'side to side' and 'Celestia'.
Frankly, just take off the 'in front of her'. Seriously, just take an ax and chop it off, like a doctor from any video game, ever.
Get down, men! It's gonna blow! Private, get back here! Covering the explosion with your body won't do any good! ... Oh, it's just another sentence frag. Switch to 'She burst into an uncontrollable fit of laughter, barely able to stay seated in the bar stool.'
'She turned to the bar, her horn aglow.' Yes, 'aglow' rather than 'a glow'. Or just use 'glowing'. Plus the comma.
If I find the comma that goes between 'sister' and 'Celestia', it'll be lucky if I don't hand it over to the firing squad!
Double mistake, the third! The comma between 'loud' and 'flash' should move to the other side of 'flash'. At least it was somewhat near its assigned post.
No mistakes found in this sentence.
Comma between 'enough' and 'another'.
Instead of a comma, this time we need an 'as' between 'explanation' and 'to'. Also, go Octavia! Classical it up!
'herself' is not a necessary word. One does not simply facehoof another person.
Comma between 'me' and 'I'm'.
Two corrections, one sentence. Somewhere, a Grammar Nazi (one of the rude ones) is immensely enjoying that phrase. First, put either a comma or an 'and' between 'down' and 'whipping'. Secondly, 'a alicorn party' needs to be 'an alicorn party'.
'If you can't beat them, join them!' See what happened? Yep, another frickin' comma.
All in all, funny story. Relatively short, better grammar than some of the stuff I've read and everypony became alicorns! Finally, they'll be able to fight the red and black alicorn OC menace on even terms! Now for wrath, now for ruin and the red dawn!
3432425 Friggen nazis.
3925695 You're welcome!
2988333
I'm not an AJ Dash shipper but, yes, it would have been quiet a scene...
3027874
Amen.
3327759
Thanks. It was a fun story to write but it's so stupid. I know.
3432425
Thanks for the corrections! I fixed all of them I think...
P.S. No OC alicorns in my stories. No. Never. No. I can't write OCs that well anyway....
3925695
He's just trying to help *pats head*
Celestia's gonna have one hell of a hangover tomorrow. XD
5237173
Hi Asuna(not sure if I spelled it right)
This explains why Celestia is only seen drinking tea!