Many years passed since I woke up in Equestria. I get called upon by the princess of the sun asking to have a casual game of chess. I quickly agree since it's not everyday you play against the Equestrian Champion of chess. My bags are packed however after a move I shouldn't have made I find out why no pony played her in a while.
I know what I'm doing. And be warned things will be super twisted and super stupid. You have been warned.
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here I was worried that human would tdo something nasty
Neat