She put bon-bon's dying body up her vagina? That'd be kinky if bon-bon wasn't little more than mashed corpse by then.

I've always wondered what an adventure-style story with action and monster slaying would be like from you. It didn't disappoint. This story was a lot of fun.

By the way, have you ever seen/read the play "Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead" by Tom Stoppard? It seemed very Fiddlebottoms-esque when I read it.

"I told you so!" Bon-Bon shouted triumphantly as about 2 tons of pony-monkey flesh cracked her spine. "I told you so," she gasped out with a mouthful of blood.

Right here. That's where Bonbon should've died. Right, vindicated, and having the last word.