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Well, Twilight's going to have a nice time with you...
(said quickly)
First chapter and it is already awesome.
6'2" is not that big. I'm personally 6'4".
3222685 You must be an american chick.
3222450
lol why did people downvote your comment?
3258311 I know right, it doesn't make sense
3258311
Well, I'm tempted to downvote it just for the lulz. Maybe other people couldn't resist?
3222450 here, just 4 you buddy
My dad meet a man named John Dickbulm
Well, I've never heard of someone using "built like a brick shithouse" in their story...
So...
GET ALL THE MOUSTACHES!!!
"Built like a brick shit house" is a variation of "built like a brick house", which means "stacked". You described you protagonist as being a tall man with large breasts.
3833550 know a man named Ricky Hickey I shit you not (not as bad as some but come on)
The name's Levi Dixon, but you already knew that. I had the same problem . Some people would't talk to me because I was a small, strange kid with a lisp, still have the lisp but I've worked the others out. I was different from the other kids, mainly mindset in general, and that was a main contributing factor as to why I didn't have friends at a young age, but when I put myself out there and embraced my "Off" personality, being known as the strange kid, I started getting friends with the same mindset as me.
It was strange, not being alone any more. But I can honestly say this with a smile, I love it.
Keep it cool, Condemned.
I love how this sounds so far and can't wait to see what happens next this guy sounds like he's from my family .
How did this pass moderation?
5927166 If you look at the list, it says the story must be over a thousand words long. He likely posted the "second" chapter first, before he posted this one.
An intriguing start. I do hope that the clop scenes are a ways off to give the characters time to form relationships before they do the deed. I have written more than 500,000 words in my own story and have still not gotten to the clop scenes yet.
so he had a truck named Cadnece. Wonder if he ended up driving pony-Cadence up the wall.
3222685
You're making me feel short.
One question, why does he have a collection of fire arms when he is clumsy as fuck?
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... and why ishis truckcalled Cadance?He tryna imply she a cow or sumthin?Ya knowwiiiiiiiide?
Also. What sort of person names their truck. Redneck warning? 'Yee-Haw'?
NVM, I read some more.
I mean, I still have my worries about this guy, but at the very least it's not an isolated incident, apparently - there's something else going on.
But funnily enough, some people are clumsy af and can still properly handle guns. Not sure why. The weight of the responsibility, maybe. It's like their brains just switch gears the moment they're holding a grip, or something.
Just read the intro and after playing borderlands 3 with the tone and way you set it up i can't help but put a typhon de leon voice track to this guy idk y...