Fluttershy is in love with Rainbow Dash. That's a problem, because Applejack is also in love with Rainbow Dash. When the scruffy sex goddess mare is kidnapped by changelings, the two friends-turned-rivals must team up for an epic adventure that spans Equestria in order to seek not only her safety but also her affections, as they compete to outdo each other at every turn along the way.
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Note: This story does not have a crossover tag, even though some of you mat have noticed that the title is inspired by the Mario and Luigi series of RPGs, down to the punny subtitle. That's because the story isn't actually a crossover with that series. AJ and Flutters won't be spelunking through Chrysalis's gut, and Rainbow Dash's sweet and pure raspy yet adorable voice doesn't power any sort of legume-themed artifacts. The story was originally a retelling of Superstar Saga, but then I decided that was dumb, so I changed the subtitle but kept the format because why not? This story is really just the product of the question, "What would happen if you take the classic Mario formula of the love interest being kidnapped and the quest to save her, but with lesbian horses instead of hairy Italian plumbers?"
lol I like the description I will have to give this a watch
Intriguing! I shall follow this!
Well, its certainly fast and loose.
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Famous people are commenting on my stuff.
Thank you so much to everyone who commented, you guys rock!
Please tell me that changeling will be more involved with the story. I really like him/her.
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You admin Flutterdash and you write Relatively Safe Liasons. That makes you famous in my book.
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Am a silly person. Ignore that statement, you admin Intelligent Shipping Discussion. (Right? )
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Dang, that is an awesome project.
You sir/ma'am intrigue me but knowing Applejack is in love with Rainbow Dash as well i shalt not continue to read you're story. Sorry
Nothing like a story that stems from a question you never expect to be heard, typed, or become a thought bubble.
I'm loven this story.
danm this is funny.
I think you fractured my funny bone. I hope your happy.
This has my attention.
~Skeeter The Lurker
Nothing wrong with short chapters for this type of story. In fact I encourage you the stay the course. Keep the jokes fast and furious.
I love that Changeling!
Its ok if it's a three way
Pinkie.... there is so much wrong with that....
also faved, liked, and loveing every second of it.
That is the best changling ever !
Ha ha, i just did.
And it's pretty damn good.
I LOVE THIS STORY.
I'm laugh so hard I can't think!!!!
That Changeling will kill us
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This story just gets funnyer and funyner! I cant wait for more!
You have me intrigued good sir/madam. I'm eagerly awaiting future intallments having read both parts, and refraining from commenting until dompletion being how I usually roll, this is rather unxpected for me. But I do ask that you continue, and may the best pony win. (fingers crossed for Flutters but, I'll take what I can get if it continues to be this gut bustingly hilarious.)
Anyways, excellent worlk
4246479 I will complete it. Someday. Sooner or later. Probably later. O_o
This is adorable!
You know, it would be funny if the kidnap was just a cover up for Dash spending time with chrysalis. I would love to be there if fluttershy and applejack were there and found out.
Also twilight is a racist bitch. Stay away from my changelings and my forest.