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DERP. Chapter 8 is up. DERP.
Ah the drunken hilarity ensues....
Ok, MUCH more alcahol is needed in the pony world. It truly does seem to make EVERYTHING much, much better. Aside from the broken noses and all...
FINALLY
that was... random
.......this is the funniest thing EVER.......of all time![:pinkiehappy:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/pinkiehappy.png)
0_o alcohol +dylan = fucking hilarious![:pinkiehappy:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/pinkiehappy.png)
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and my asian friend worked that out for me....... his math are has no flaws
alsoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo'
we love you man (no homo) (all homo to make it awkwerd))))))
Aaaaawwwwww yyyyyyeeeeaaaaahhh!!!![:yay:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/yay.png)
finally new chapter! HILARIOUS
Drunk Dylan is best pony, er... I mean human
broken nose? No problem just snap it back in!
Wait, wait, wait... I just realised that he got so drunk from SIX glasses of wine, that he couldn't stand. Srsly? What the buck? I mean to get an average russian to this condition you need more than that. Are you guys so different?![:unsuresweetie:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/unsuresweetie.png)
This is AMAZING
YOU SIR ARE A GENIUS
Dylan NEEDS to be drunk more often
I lololololololololed and![:rainbowlaugh:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/rainbowlaugh.png)
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Oh and references were awesome. Woo for Toby Tobuscus Turner and Looney Tunes
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I'm glad you guys liked this chapter.
And just so you know... this isn't the end. He hasn't even got to the party yet.![:twilightsmile:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/twilightsmile.png)
277996 Maybe it was a strong wine.... but I really wouldn't think a normal wine would get you drunk after only 6 glasses... how big were the glasses though....
279759 It's a STRONG wine. Also, the glasses were pretty big. He also shot them back pretty fast, which does make you drunk faster than drinking it slow.
280080 What like the large beer mugs from some German pub?
280307 Naw. Naw. Scottish or Irish. :D
I'm patriotic, you know.
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280404 With the sound of bagpipes in the background too?
280782 Hell yeah. Bagpipes are awesome. I also throw trees from time to time.
280916 I thought it was rocks/boulders?
280941 No. Look up caber tossing.
They had ONE bottle of wine, even if it was STRONG and even if the bottle was like 2 liters. And he got so drunk that he fell on his face, broke his nose and snapped it back in place while his brain refused to work. That is strange.
281115 He's Scottish....... I say he was faking it....
and if he's not faking it, then he will be like
in the morning.
If you combine the wine with the fact that he stayed up ALL night watching over Fluttershy, like he said he would... You get the picture. Anyways. I still haven't started work on chapter 9 quite yet.
I will include more drunken hilarity. Frees seems to think he's Mr. Russian Badass, so we'll see... We will see...
281799![:facehoof:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/facehoof.png)
Ugh... Not like that! I mean, i can handle more, and i'm younger than him. I dunno, from my point of view it's just strange.
And about drinking slow or fast. You're wrong. If you drink something alcoholic through a straw f or example , you can get more drunk. ALSO if you drink something and start an intense physical activity it will give the same effect.
281799 Imma going to go the stereotypical route and say that vodka would likely be stronger than the wine so..... Frees would be able to handle the wine and cider easily..... He would be the Big Mac of drinking.... no alcoholic beverage would be enough to get him drunk.... I on the other hand don't really drink so I would be that skinny white man that gets wasted after one or two glasses.....
283632 Whit dudes rock! Except I'm not skinny.
281866 You. Me. Drinking contest. Now. Canadian vs Russian. Till' we drop.
BRING IT.
283685 I am skinny, so very much skinny..... I usually weigh around 123 - 125 pounds....... fear my twig self.
283705 I'm 215. Pounds. FEAR MY GIANT MUSCULATURE.
283708![:pinkiecrazy:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/pinkiecrazy.png)
Drinking contest, eh? If you're paying, no prob
I'm not the best drinker among my friends, but i can hold myself together. I know people that can drink 5 liters of vodka in the evening, stay mostly sober, and have no hangover in the morning.
283825 Okay... HERE WE GO.
284018 Thank you. I promise there will be a hell of a lot more carnage in the later chapters.
285839 What the fuck happened to these three posts?
lolwut?
marry me?
This is funnier than it is gory
286126 One way is putting to many emoticons... these are emoticons![:pinkiehappy:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/pinkiehappy.png)
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Excuse Me While I Laugh My Ass Off![:rainbowlaugh:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/rainbowlaugh.png)
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Go home Dylan you're drunk![:rainbowkiss:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/rainbowkiss.png)
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Drunk Dylan was hilarious![:rainbowlaugh:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/rainbowlaugh.png)