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Kaidan
Q(^_^Q). The friendliest misanthrope you'll ever meet.
Kaidan
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~Skeeter The Lurker
That's gold!
So much win!
"It says right on the disclaimer stapled onto it that the table is for decoration and decoration only. Failure to comply with these warnings to use this table for anything, including but not limited to the following, construes a breach of contract and Table Inc. can not be held liable: The following actions may not be performed on top of the table. Writing, sitting, laying, placing objects, aggressively looking, aggressively breathing, suplexing, having sex with time lords, spilling drinks, fire, not fire, Princess Luna, flammable item—”
Princess Luna! I just died.
I love this story now.
"Twilight came. Hard. A million fibers of her being lit in a fiery passion, contracting every single muscle in her body. She began convulsing wildly, each time a restraint tugged back against her she tightened up her abdomen even tighter. She could feel her juices pooling inside the latex, and did her best to rub her crotch against the latex."
Twilight came? Heh, forget Twilight. How about me? Hint, Kaidan: NEVER LET A MEGA-NERD AND BRONY (like me) READ A TWILIGHT/WHOOVES SEXUAL DISSERTATION. I'm lucky I still have a working monitor. Great story so far!
Is this?....................*reads*...................MON DIEU!!!!!!!
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Too bad my double-slit experiment pick up line is a bust. Women just don't appreciate us science types.
Now, now, now...
Have we heard of another thought experiment, Mr. Kaiden? Let's say I take a helium atom and show it to you. Now I make you turn around.
I turn around also, leaving the Helium atom exactly between us at a height of 5 feet. It is also in a perpendicular plane to the ground and our backs. Where is the helium atom?
2571217Oh, I know.
FOREVER ALONE.
I feel like doctor who has effected me beyond words as the whole photon theory made sense...
Whelp, I cant tell if thats bad or good.
I just got mind fucke. Great story. Plz write more
*Twitch*
*Twitch* 
*Twitchtwitch* 
What did I just read? Owww my head hurts! 
But was funny! Very good. I have to show this to my friend who know's a physics major...He'll enjoy it. 
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Physics are fun, ask if he still has fun after majoring in it. It seems like if I had to actually do all that physics stuff every single day I'd get bored of it. Then again, maybe scientists really do find thought experiments sexy...
Did you have to use that word?
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Blame my editor/co-author who put the humor in. He thinks the word is funny. I think it was better than the word ____
Why am I not following you yesterday?
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Because it's today, silly
And I promise to give you $20 and follow you tomorrow.
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Actually, Einstein is right. Just by looking you could possibly change the outcome of an experiment. SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! Sorry, nerd attack.
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I've been pondering this and stalling because I'm afraid to look it up, because that's cheating, and Pinkie Pie brutally axe-murders cheaters. Go ahead, cheat on your next test and see....
Anyway, I came to the conclusion that since the experiment was about observational bias, and you made your thought experiment end with the helium atom at a fixed point in space...
Since we know it's location, we can't know it's speed. And, with no one to observe it, no one can answer the question of where it is or whether it's still at a fixed position. For, if we know it's not moving we know it's speed which means we don't know it's position....
Who ever made the rule that you and only know the speed, or location, of an atom and not both is awesome. Or, am I like way off? Either way, I've stewed this over in my head long enough and I'm getting a headache.
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I actually meant to tell you what you thought was the location. The true answer is that it is everywhere and nowhere at once. The very act of observing said atom fixes it's location in space. When not observed, nothing remains in one place, effectively being in an infinite number of places at once. It is similar to the two-slit experiment (giggity) in that the particle in the experiment enters two spaces at the same time. However, since the result is being monitored, the atom does not enter the truly quantum state and thus only goes through both slits instead of going everywhere.
Well... Your half right. I never intended to tell you the speed
Damnit Dr. Quantum, you made me learn. Let's see how deep this rabbit hole goes then.
...
Sigh
...
I'm just going to put a cat in a box and call it a day.
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I sorta knew why it passed through both slits when not observed (because it's a wave, waves are like water, and water would go through both.) However, in one paragraph you've just explained a key concept of quantum mechanics in a way I understand! Since it's everywhere and nowhere while unobserved, it's passing through both slits! Eureka!
p.s. I'd marry you on the spot if this weren't the internet, where men are men, women are men, and children are F.B.I. agents.
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Damnit, how did you know? My cover's blown, requesting extraction!
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Also, something is wrong about your statement there. The particle only goes through both slits because it is partially monitored (recording the outcome) therefore it only makes it to a partial quantum state, therefore it goes through two slits instead of escaping the room through the sunroof at the back. So to speak. You should check out the other scientific conversation I am having now on Spike's Nameless Brother
It's about parallel universes. Caution, there are some spoilers.
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Request re-assignment to the moon. I hear Luna is a super-freak.
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I ... I ...
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Seriously, get over here and marry me. I don't care if your a penguin and I'm a griffin, we'll make it work!
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Still not certain if your are male or female....
Or a third gender spawned from close proximity to highly radioactive substances in utero.
Soooo....
Fetch this crowbar that vaguely smells like me
*throws said crowbar over nearby cliff*
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Jokes on you, I can fly!
*jumps off cliff*
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*splatters on ground two dozen feet from crowbar*
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watches you fall, hearing the song "I believe I can fly" until a cliche record scratch hits just as you go splat.
Well, off to another universe, one where you weren't stupid enough to follow the crowbar. Though why I do this I do not know.
*Zwoop*
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You do it because you love me, but alas, I'm dead and our love was never meant to be.
Remember me, remember the one who got away! Because, according to you, I was unobserved and everywhere and nowhere at the same time, thus I did not die.
Furthermore, before I could die I had to fall halfway, then halfway again, then halfway again. And since the Earth is hurtling through space, I never hit the ground and died. Because, before I can catch up to the moving Earth, it moved, however minutely, and I required to go halfway. Again. And again. And I got bored, so I lifted myself up, dusted myself up, took up thine crowbar, and went home.
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You know, an easier way to fly is to throw yourself at the ground and miss, rather than disproving all motion.
So at some point he and Nightlight...
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You mean like a stable orbit? Where I'm falling forward so fast that I continue to circle the Earth, never hitting the ground, unless my frozen corpse collides with all the space debris up there?
I like it!
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...
Actually, I was talking Hitchhiker's guide. The four novel trilogy. You should read them.
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You mean six novel trilogy.
Kaidan, I love you. This story was absolutely hysterical, and doubly so because as ludicrous as it was, it was, in a twisted sense, completely in character.
One of these days, I am going to find a story you wrote and I'm NOT going to enjoy it immensely. I mean, statistically speaking, it HAS to happen eventually.
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Six novels? I own The More Than Complete Hitchhiker's Guide, and it only has four in the trilogy. I sense some messed-up math here. Oh hey, a bowl of petunias!
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You're missing Mostly Harmless and ...And Another Thing, then. Not surprising, really. Mostly Harmless was one of his last books, and I've yet to successfully track down a physical copy of the last one.
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Mostly Harmless? MOSTLY HARMLESS!!!
You've been on this planet for how many years and the best you can come up with is Mostly Harmless?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!
Brilliant. Absolutely brilliant use of the em dash.
It's good. Personally I think Forced Pony Sex is better, however.
This is amazing. AND I got both the wave/particle joke (Thanks, Futurama!), and the whole paradox explanation at the end. I have to reiterate, that once you understand those, sex be damned, this is awesome. But also very egg-heady.
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MY ENCYCLOPEDIA! I have found you!... You know, never mind. stay away.
I was derpping around in your story's and this cought my eye.
HOLYSHIT! THERE WAS SO MANY REFERENCES I STOPED COUNTING!
Not to mentiond the "Allons-y" gave me a huge fangasm.
-Brony4life 14
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It's been so long since this story got a comment. We should celebrate. To the T.A.R.D.I.S.!
You like comments? Here. Good. Even the second time around.
Good read there where a few spelling errors but all in allit was verry enjoyable;)
Prepare to be banished... TO THE MOOOOOOON!
I don't think that's something to be proud about...
Have a like and a fav. This was possibly the funniest clopfic I've ever read.