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barbeque


i am best barbeque. put your hamburgers on me.

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Nice story. I love the ending: What in tarnation has Rainbow Dash been doin' here?

I read and was like: What would I give if I could do that :pinkiecrazy::rainbowlaugh:
Then I realized sticking my dick through the keyhole is kinda painful so I dropped the idea :raritywink:

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Terrifying. Terrifyingly well-executed.

And here I thought FIM Fic wasn't a place for extreme fetishes. ;P

Thou hast a nice little story here. It amused us and was well written. Good if slightly odd job Hoof servant.

I wonder about people like you:rainbowhuh:
Good story though

So now dash has been shipped with everyone, herself, everyone at the same time, the kitchen sink, shipping ITSELF, and now a door. Poor dash, next someone's going to ship her with Cerberus or something... And I just gave someone an idea didn't I?

What the ACTUAL fuck did I just read?:facehoof:

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What abot Zeus?
Link to the one about being shipped with shipping itself. Now.

2534897 not sure where I found it. And she's got a fetish for postal shopping not the other kind.
Edit: http://www.fimfiction.net/story/3711/special-delivery took a bit of googling but there it is. Also can I get a link to this Zeus one?

Rainbow with doors and sinks. What's next?
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There is one where Rainbow falls in love with a melon after doing it too, I think.

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There is one where Rainbow falls in love with a melon after doing it too, I think.

Link pls.

What's next?

Oh there will be more. I don't know what yet, but there will be more.

lolololol, RD needs a life

Why does RD screw everypony and everything? Is she the Ponyville bicycle or something? :rainbowlaugh:

I can't believe I read this, but I did, and I laughed. Thumbs up!

2546237 Well, she is the rainbow, nuff said :rainbowwild:

:rainbowhuh: Sometimes I wonder about you all. Then I find out im the same way...

I was scrolling through searching for a good read then I found my self chuckle when I read the description. not thinking it would be so ...:rainbowhuh:... Still a good read tho.

Other good reads similar to this is:

1, rainbow dash seduces a watermelon

2, ...but the kitchen sink

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Ah yes, I remember "But the kitchen sink". The watermelon one was linked somewhere in the comments as well already, but still haven't got around to reading that one. Added it to a priority list!

That was certainly...unique. I'll be looking forward to reading more of your stories in the future.

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Are you RPing Rainbow Dash?

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