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barbeque
i am best barbeque. put your hamburgers on me.
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Take my soul.
Completely heart warming. I loved every part of it.
What the actual fuq? But anyway pretty good.
Dalek: Affirmative. Lower communications barrier!
Seriously, this... this is something else...
2280421
ok :D
Well, that was... interesting. Not in a bad way, but in a weird, abnormal way that I can't quite put my (finger/hoof) on.
For some reason, I thought of the cursor as a "Kevin" (that could be since 2nd person doesn't grow on me as well as 3rd, never thought of myself as a mouse cursor I guess
)
>"That is one loooooong list.........."
A great story nonetheless. Add one to the "Ponies/Items Shipped with Rainbow Dash that actually work in the story" list.
The feature box awaits this one.
I will never look at my cursor the same way again...
Very funny, though I can't help but think you should have stuck with Desktop Dash only saying things that the actual program would say, as you did at the start. Still, a very good parody of 2nd person shipfics. Thumbs up. :D
[Finishes story]
[Stares incoherently at screen for a few seconds]
[Rubs eyes]
[Stares back at screen]
... What did I just read?
The ending is a little too sudden for me - I wish you developed it a little more - but still nice.
...
Well all right then.
(dang dude my freaking mouse cursor has more game than I do what gives man)
Clop-fic! Clop-fic! Clo-
Ack-a-hrrhrrhmmm... Aaaaaaiiiiiiieeeeee meeeeeannn...
I was just about to click the like button when I noticed it transform into the hand with the one finger pointing out and yeah.........you know where my brain went from there.
Now one of the top three strangest pairings that I've read RD in.
What the fuck did I just read?
First of all:
What did I just read?
Second of all: I liked it, it was funny.
Third of all: I said, "Really Rainbow Dash?" and she came down saying "It's all true!" Coincidence? I think not!
->
D'aawww
Fimfiction needs a "wat" tag so I can find more of this easily.
The mark of a good writer: wringing actual emotion out of one of the most insane premises imaginable.
Thanks for bringing a smile to my afternoon.
3003800
Here:
http://desktopponies.bugs3.com/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=3
I came into this expecting a parody of shipfics. What I got was a beautiful story, albeit with an insane premise. And I want more.
But...what....why.....huh?
WHAT DID I JUST READ???
I mean it wasn't bad, it was good even........but
What was it???
Have a mustache
So meta.
I'd click that. Hell, I'd double-click it.
25.media.tumblr.com/6a83a596d7e6677d7d3619389504ecd5/tumblr_mll9nzPvts1rseelpo1_400.gif
I lost...” she whispered, more to herself than to anyone else. “I can’t believe I lost to a wimp like you...” I swear there's a game were you race her and if you win she says somthing like that, banned from equestria I think
I got tricked into playing that game..go play it if you have a strong soul and are prepared to be mentally scared
3007274
You made me groan and laugh.
Bravo.
3003646 With the onscreen keyboard!
LOL that was funny!
Okay what?
I have no IDEA what the last paragraph is supposed to mean.
3227350 You're supposed to go inside it! Come on, it'll be fun!
3258750
Kay' what?
3265423 You're supposed to go inside the paragraph, silly!
You'll get to meet the cursor and Digital Dashy and its going to be so much fun! 
3267899
Okay, no offense, but you make no sense to me.
I totally lost you
3269884 None taken. I don't think that worked out the way I wanted it to.
3270027
Well then I'm um at peace?
Seriously, I dunno wat to say now
3289938 That I tried a joke that wound up not making any sense and I'm going to apologize for the confusion.
3292440
Welp, that clears things up.
It's nice that you took a joke-fic idea and, instead of just telling the one joke, made a little story out of it, but not so long as to obliterate the joke.
what
i had my Rainbow Dash "ON" and when i read this she fell asleep XD
this was cute
This I the wort thing ever...
I LOVE IT.
Well, I really like the story one of the best fanfictions ever, amazing job barbeque. :D
The "normal" cursor indicates that you are in insert mode and all text you type will force the rest of the line to move further. Switching between these modes happens by pressing the Insert key on your keyboard (usually there are two of them, one somewhere above of the arrow keys and another on the Num Pad).While the game is set to default time of 5 seconds, players can switch to other time variations from the menu on top of the page. Available options to test click speed include - click per second, click per 10 seconds, click per 60 seconds (1 minute), and the highest being click per 100 seconds.