New translation: 女神 (Thou Goddess) · 8:31am Aug 8th, 2021
Long time no see, folks! I need to break my silence to turn a spotlight to a true labor of love: a new Chinese translation of Thou Goddess!
Long time no see, folks! I need to break my silence to turn a spotlight to a true labor of love: a new Chinese translation of Thou Goddess!
One day, Trixie decided to make a rap to promote her next show. Then this happened:
(To this beat: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbNJyhZJjDU )
Trixie, gonna rock this stage, gonna take this art form to the next page
Gonna smash the competition like she’s smashing this beat
Doesn’t know the meaning of the word “defeat”
Yeah Trixie, gonna rock this stage, gonna take this art form to the next page
Gonna smash the competition like she’s smashing this beat
As none of you knew before this point in time, I write poetry as well as stories about horses. I was going back through some of my old stuff and thought I might post this one.
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The Birds, the Bees, and I
We are rude and polite and homicidal and self-sacrificing
The angel stops to embrace the demon
The rising ape touches the falling deity
And they nod to one another in comprehension
Of things that they cannot understand
Without the other
But
With a cluster of coddling and egotistic incompetence,
Are the acts of a cult leader any coincidence?
I tried so hard to be a blind hero,
Now there's destruction, and I'm back to zero.
Emerging from the dust of chaos's aftermath,
Dismissed and exiled, now where is the right path?
Three tribes hug together as warmly besties,
As I'm drowning in the waters of my own insecurities.
The rising feels are up to my neck,
As my lips expel a final vent and beck.
Hoping they hear my call,
Hey, all you lovely people! Some quick stuff to talk about today...
First of all, after about four days, Death is Optional has fallen out of the Featured Box. Thanks to everyone who read and liked it! It was just a stupid thing that I wrote one morning when I probably should have been sleeping, so I'm glad so many people liked it. But, more importantly...
I made a beautiful song. Here are the lyrics for you to enjoy. XD
Also, I was high on orange soda when I wrote this. Don't judge meh. <_<
Wash Dat Bass
By Emma Lee Downs (AKA LyraAlluse)
The first step to being first class,
Is ya gotta remember to wash dat bass,
It ain't that much to ask,
And I don't mean donkey so don't give me sass.
The second step to being king,
Is scrubbing every little corner of your body clean,
Hi, you guys! I've got some pretty exciting news. A selection of chapters from my scraps/short stories/poems/bonus stuff have been given lovely audio readings by the generous Lotus Moon. I'm so happy with this, and really suggest that those who liked the minific version of Twitch (which was done fantastically and probably my favorite) and my other poems, like Equinty, Everything Begins, and other shorts, like
It has been known to me for some time that my followers are into weird, artsy things. My weird horse poetry filled with colored text and psychological distress have caught the attention of a fair amount of y'all. Autophobia is definitely the most guilty of the stories of this type, and I think it's only fair to say that y'all have been pretty hooked on them when I put them out. So, for the portion of my followers that enjoy that, there's a story I'm sure y'all will enjoy if you're into
I don't think I've ever promoted one of these on my blog before.
Shameless repost:
Not-Even-Pretending-To-Be-Weekly Contest #30: Once More With Feeling
Hopefully I'll get more than one entry this time.
Prompt: Once More With Feeling
Theme: Out With a Bang
Genre: Any.
Word count: 1,000+. There is no maximum.
How Do People Who Read Fan Fictions Avoid Copyright Issues?
This is a question I've had for a while now. How do channels that read fan fictions avoid copyright issues on YouTube? YouTube has a large stick up its butt when it comes to that sort of thing so I am just curious how a lot of channels get away with it.
Texas's propensity for doing stupid shit with its educational system is well-known at this point.
But this may be perhaps my favorite one so far:
Lately, I have been going through various complete entries in Missing Pages that were too short to publish. I decided that "Just Weep" shouldn't be left to gather dust there. I've since published it as its own story with the addition of eight new poems about Celestia (and Luna) so that it is long enough to count as a one-shot according to the site's minimum wordcount rule. If you read the original poem, please check out the new additions and give them an upvote and some comments. I'm not
Vampire Epoch
A poem by Emma Lee Downs.
Summary: A creepypasta poem about a monk from ancient Ireland who gets turned into a vampire against his will.
Original Link 1: https://www.fictionpress.com/s/3252034/1/Vampire-Epoch
Original Link 2: http://lyraalluse.deviantart.com/art/Vampire-Epoch-532887151
Original Link 3: http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Vampire_Epoch
Original Link 4: https://emmaleedowns.wordpress.com/2015/05/14/vampire-epoch
Father: scootaloo96
Mother: Rainbow FlutterDash
Sisters: LyraAlluse, Shine
Brothers: Shadow of the Night, HudsonHawk
Cousins I Hate: CosmicMelody2112 (His blog post presents a strange anti-brony attitude, which seems to contradict FIMFiction's policy)
Cousins I Love: I guess that if my real-life cousin, Theresa Sanchez, had a FIMFiction account, she'd qualify right away.
Grandfather: Jordan179
Hey guys! I am just letting you know that an awesome YouTube channel called Marionia Avaritia did a really cool fan drawing of one of the main characters from my creepypasta poem, Vampire Epoch.
My heart is beating quickly
I know not for who
Could be for him
Or her
Or even you
My heart beats faster
As they get closer
And I get closer
To them
But it is all too soon over
My heart is beating slowly now
And I know exactly why
I let the one slip
Though my fingers
And now must cry
My heart beats slower and slower
As they get further and further away
I smile and laugh
For their sake
And stop to weep at the end of the day
Hey guys, I just wanted to let you know that I had some of my MLP: FIM poetry taken from this story collection here read on YouTube by a very awesome site member called PonyStemCell. Be sure to check out his FimFiction.Net profile as well as his
Celestia's Talk With Alicorn Twilight
So now you are an Alicorn
Oh happy day! Congrats!
You used to be a unicorn
But now you're so much more than that
Yes, though these new wings, so big and grand
Are clumsy, confusing, and uncoordinated
One day you'll take off, soar, glide, and land
In mind, every flight equation you have formulated
Hey guys! Hope you're all having a wonderful October so far! Got just a few things to talk about today.
First of all...
Maud pie has written thousands of poems.
Here is a limited selection of Maudern Poetry, as written by our favorite pony, Maud Pie.
They're about rocks.