There are certain things in the soul that can only be expressed through mysterious and sometimes unconventional ways. True love is one such thing, and an in depth exploration of the soul and its mystical approach to dealing with such things is finally documented for the first time ever on film.
Regidar, when you look at me you light a certain fire in my heart. The way your lifeless avatar appearing on my screen induces a feeling of pure bliss. I feel love incarnate, I know what it is like to truly enjoy your presence. That is why I ask from the bottom of my heart for permission to fiercly shove a cactus inside of your anus.
...and what a pleasant place it is.
If you don't know what FFP is, you're in luck. But to those of you who are aware of what it is, then you probably won't be surprised to find out that I am on their "watchlist". And if you're wondering why I'm on this "watchlist", well, take a wild guess.
How many stories are there gonna be of ponies fucking their mothers in the next week?
Regidar i'm looking at you.
Regidar is in need of a little assistance and is also willing to write commissions to help pay the bills for his family. He's an excellent author and an all-around nice guy who deserves a break, so please consider sending some love his way. 
Prepare for today's story to drag you through the doubts of impending parenthood.
The Inadequacy
[Drama] [Slice of Life] • 6,038 words
Back for round five. Lets see what this latest batch has to offer! We've got a bit more slice of life again (which is absolutely no problem for me: just leaves the Dash award even more open for Weatherpony, if you ask me!) but the theme that dominates this round is actually mystery, which I wasn't expecting.
If you've not already checked out some of the other blogs I've done like this, you can check them out here:
My good friend Regidar has written an awesome new story. It is mighty thicc and also has two lovely perks such as: a) containing emotions and b) shrubbery.
If you like high-quality horse words and want to retain two functional kidneys, here’s the story for you.
I even got to read an early version at one point! A few years ago!
And yes, I’m back to writing my own main project and making good progress. No need to bug me about it.
Hey guys. Some of you might be aware that I'm fairly buddy-buddy with Regidar, that one kid who's got one of the most extensive and varied submissions on FIMfiction. From some of the best dramas ever written here to some of the most biting and cynical trollfics, Regidar is one of those guys that doesn't need specific conditions to post a story, whereas guys like me only post once every blue moon.
That's right, bitches. I'm writing again!
Finally, I've decided on a story that I believe I can actually follow through with. Now I've decided that I won't be continuing Terminus or Hawkeye Delicious, mostly because the rest of the plot of Terminus is easily predictable and Hawkeye Delicious is...well, just kinda meh.
Or, I was camping and only got to do this now. Anyway, my friend Famous started a thing. You should do it too. You can also ask me stuff in the comments.
1. What is your first name?
I prefer not to say. Just call me Ixu (my name on discord) or some variant of Ice Star.
2. How old are you?
I'm almost 21!
3. What country are you from?
It has been known to me for some time that my followers are into weird, artsy things. My weird horse poetry filled with colored text and psychological distress have caught the attention of a fair amount of y'all. Autophobia is definitely the most guilty of the stories of this type, and I think it's only fair to say that y'all have been pretty hooked on them when I put them out. So, for the portion of my followers that enjoy that, there's a story I'm sure y'all will enjoy if you're into
Lots of interesting stuff going on lately. GaPJaxie’s got a contest going in collaboration with the folks at the Writeoff, and I for one intend to compete with a story I’ve had on my mind for a few months now. But this serves to remind me that I’ve not yet released a story for February, and one of my goals since July has been to release a story every month. There are many reasons for this, one
Scribblefest judging is winding down, and I’m working on getting the last few stories judged. Expect some more review posts early next week on the rest of the stories, but I’ll be getting all the rest of them read and judged this evening.
Reminder to those who are participating - I'm but one judge of nine, so my opinions are not the final word on these stories.
Today’s stories:
Kaleidoscope by Winston
Idols by BlazzingInferno
Inadequecy by Regidar
these fellas never got to see the light of day so they're weird colored little shits
It's probably been a while, or maybe I'm just too quiet lately. I'm not sure. Either way, let's talk story updates. Even though I can't write in the same way I used to (mostly because I'd need, like, more three of me to keep up with all the shit I want to do in general) I've still been getting stuff done! It may not be three stories updating near-monthly or a hecking bunch of more substantial new one-shots popping out every few weeks, but it's something. Get those below the break!
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