Trixie's Promotional Rap · 7:23am Dec 7th, 2015
One day, Trixie decided to make a rap to promote her next show. Then this happened:
(To this beat: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbNJyhZJjDU )
Trixie, gonna rock this stage, gonna take this art form to the next page
Gonna smash the competition like she’s smashing this beat
Doesn’t know the meaning of the word “defeat”
Yeah Trixie, gonna rock this stage, gonna take this art form to the next page
Gonna smash the competition like she’s smashing this beat
Doesn’t know the meaning of the word “defeat”
‘Cause she rules at magic, acting, lighting, music, writing, advertising
Every skillset you can name, it is part of Trixie’s game
Powerful, lovable, simply all-round wonderful
Long as you’re on Trixie’s side you’ll never be uncomfortable
Yeah got a cape that dazzles and a hat to match
Got all you guys wond’rin “what’s the catch?”
When you’re with Trixie, every show’s a hit
But the price of entry’s one small bit
[instrumental]
Trixie, gonna rock this stage, gonna take this art form to the next page
Gonna smash the competition like she’s smashing this beat
Doesn’t know the meaning of the word “defeat”
Yeah Trixie, gonna rock this stage, gonna take this art form to the next page
Gonna smash the competition like she’s smashing this beat
Doesn’t know the meaning of the word “defeat”
Well anything that you can do, she can do better
Her name packs amazingness into every letter
Trixie doesn’t fight she just allows you to lose
Trixie’s show’s the magic show that you ought to choose
Yeah got a stage on wheels, who the hay else can say that?
Out of all of ponykind, she’s the coolest cat!
So there’s no more need for this silly debacle,
Trixie is the best and has a crush on Twilight –
HEY, WAIT A MINUTE! WRITER! TRIXIE DEMANDS YOU EXPLAIN THIS AT ONCE!
