Diving into EQG (Hubris ho!) - New Off-Site Project? · 4:32am Jun 20th, 2018
Here for you to overlook is the obligatory "I'm Alive!" comment to open up with.
Here for you to overlook is the obligatory "I'm Alive!" comment to open up with.
I'll tell you what's great:
Nachos and salsa. Old El Paso style.
Even better with some mature cheddar cheese and melted together in a microwave. Mmm. Everytime you go out somewhere and nachos are on the menu, go for it, dude!
Ok, I don't know if anyone has seen this, but I couldn't stop laughing, so here it is:
I have a new story that stands no chance of being on the front page, because I unpublished it for two days when the contest was extended. That saddens me. It's very personal and I want you to read it.
Only one author on Fimfiction will know just how personal. Let's just say I didn't have to make much up.
Fucking shit, I’m getting feeling self-conscious now that I’m writing the blog. I feel like I gotta meet some expectations or something – which is mighty weird, let me tell you. Usually I write blogs like I break wind in a classroom: whatever happens, happens, and if people look at you weird you just do the fingergun thing and crack a joke. Fuck it, I smell anyway, so who’s gonna care.
So. Remember the little caffeine stunt? I went to class while still on the high, more coffee than human, and, uh.
I think I either seduced a teacher, or became a part-time lecturer myself. Or both. I'm still not sure.
Anyway! That will be explained in detail later, in a different blog, because I'm being actually serious, and this is the kind of story you share, god dammit. I thrive on the attention.
Months in development, A Study in Chaos Theory is the first major book in the Wavelength Timeline's third act, the Dreamers Arc. I've been waiting for this moment for a long time. Things are finally in motion!
Sequence Initiation, the first chapter, is now available!
I posted an expanded and revised version of a story I wrote for the “I Regret Nothing” writeoff today!
The Tenth Anniversary of the Death of Jonagold Apple
by Titanium Dragon
Comedy
1,631 words
This is how I have to do my schoolwork every day now.
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Someone had to do it, so it might as well be me.
Yes, that's right, I made a Rarity x Coloratura group. Or I suppose, a Rarity + Coloratura group; it is intended to encompass not only shipfics, but also stories about them as friends or working together.
Why?
*internal thoughts during The Perfect Pear*
"If Granny Smith seemed pretty reasonable towards Bright Macintosh, then wouldn't she be able to set the Apple-Pear rivalry aside for him?"
"Why doesn't Granny Smith trust other families, anyway?"
I GOT INSPIRED TO MAKE THIS CREAM COLORED BRALETTE OUT OF RIBBON AND LACE BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH ELASTIC. HOWEVER, I HAVE ENOUGH ELASTIC TO MAKE A HALF AND HALF KIND OF BRA. I REALLY HOPE IT TURNS OUT WELL. I FINISHED THE CUPS, AND I'M HALFWAY THROUGH SEWING THE BAND. THEN I HAVE TO CAREFULLY SEW THAT SHIT TOGETHER. IT WILL BE RELIEVING TO GET TO THE PART IN WHICH I PUT THE RIBBON THROUGH THE BAND.
Unique - Arestyr!
Arestyr - So, the wielder of the Blue Aura enters the stage, eager to hear a symphony of agony
Unique - The only sound I'll be hearing is going to be your bones snapping beneath my hooves!
Thanks to KolyanGOLD, for the first time ever, one of my stories has been translated for the first time! I'm not actually sure how many people who follow me will read it in Russian, but seeing as it's the first time one of my stories has been translated, it's a neat little accomplishment.
Links can be found in the story's description, if anyone would like to check that out.
I know it's late and all and Christmas stuff. But since I've got no family or Christmas stuff to worry about, I think I'm going to work on the next chapter. As usual, below are the links.
Hello followers and random viewers!
Why do I even have followers? Are my stories even that good?
Do you like Starlight?
Do you like Trixie?
Okay, okay, maybe you don't like that. But what if I put them together?