God, what a hilariously horrendous movie.

It was so bad, the guy in the back row must have drifted off and had a nightmare cuz his head was titled back and he was moaning. His girlfriend also must have been bored because she pulled out his headphones from his pocket (that must have had a really short cord) and head banged to some fast paced music.

Oh, and then he took off his pants and they fucked on the sticky theater floor.

True story, bro.

I felt so amazing that I felt like showing you half my face.

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Someone on Reddit posted this picture today as clever social commentary on the election, but a lot of people were confused – why are these books in the non-fiction section?

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Phew. EQLA was awesome and exhausting in equal measure and it's not even completely over yet! But that doesn't mean you don't get your new chapter of Prerogative!

EHow Not To Use Your Royal Prerogative

• MLP: FiM
• Comedy
• Mystery

After going to Coloratura's concert, Sunset gets both good news and bad news. Somepony stole her identity and is running around with her face. That's the good news.

• Alt. Universe
• Minuette
• Sunset Shimmer
• Coco Pommel
• Moondancer
• Coloratura

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-Novel

Oh boy!

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I wasn’t going to blog about Monday, but then the end of the day was the perfect capstone, so . . .

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All right, this is a bit of an interesting episode. Obviously, this marks another milestone for Rarity, having been able to expand her business twice with success, gradually rising in renown. She's achieving her ambition! Only, one thing, at least her friends fear, might stand in the way of this. So, an opportunity to watch Rarity's friendships, and their bonds with each other, with usual sentimentality. I enjoyed it. Nothing too particular, just a good episode to

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I somehow unfollowed Silver Chord last night? If I unfollowed anyone else by accident, please tell me. I went through my text messages several times. Then I checked fimfic. I knew that I posted a couple blogs but didn't realize that a couple was actually a lot. I just checked my other social media account and I didn't even realize that I posted on there. I decided that I'm going to stop drinking. No more hooch; no more tequila; no more whiskey. I thought I was going to die

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Getting There!

Travel insurance is a useful thing to have if anything bad happens to you. If your flights are messed up, if something goes wrong with the hotel, etc, it’s travel insurance that’ll get you your money back. Most importantly, it covers medical costs where you’d have to pay for that sort of thing.

But I’d be fine. Nothing was going to go wrong.

A lot went wrong.

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Hello friends!

I've been asked to be interviewed for the Barcast! If you wanna watch, or if you want to prepare strange and exciting questions for me to answer in a slightly baffled voice, you can check it out here!

Chapter 3 of Children of the Sun is also out! Check it out!

Also, surprise, have a little Twilight shouting OBJECTION I just doodled!

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New year, new story. Continuing the Car Wash series, this time it isn't about ponies working on Earth, so much as it is ponies playing on Earth.

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turns out i didnt need to use random pic hosting websites
AGHHHH IM SO STUPID
*facepalms forever*

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GUESS WHO'S HERE TO GIVE UPDATE SCHEDULES FOR YOU COOL KIDS? It's me.

Anyway, yes, the hiatus is ending very soon, so I'm here to give you the EL update schedules in case you want them maybe.

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GO FOLLOW HER

SHE IS AN AMAZING FRIEND, REALLY KIND AND ENCOURAGING, AND IS ACTIVELY BLOGGING AND COMMENTING ON OTHER BLOGS

SERIOUSLY

SHE'S THE ONE WHO GOT ME INTO FIMFICTION

GO FOLLOW HER NOW!

love ya lauren

Surgery happened. I lived, bitch. Woo. I slept most of the those 48 hours afterward because holy fuck there was pretty much nothing else I could do. Also, The Shining is an absolute mess of a book. Don't touch it; it's not good, I promise. (I could spend like six hours saying why, but I won't; that's not the painkillers talking either.)

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CLP
1481

The Glorious, Golden Voice of Zipporwhill
Recorded by the Flutter Record Company, Ponyville, Equestria.

SIDE 1
THAT OLD FEELING (Brown-Fain)
ON THE GOOD SHIP LOLLIPOP (from the film Bright Eyes) (Clare-Whiting)
SMILE (from the film Modern Times) (Chaplin-Parsons-Turner)
WHAT IN THE WORLD'S COME OVER YOU? (Scott)

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Hey, guys!

So I haven't been very active in blog posts 'n stuff lately. Been a lot of real life stuff keeping me busy, namely actually spending time with my friends (cause, you know, that's what this show is all about promoting and stuff) and a girlfriend and stuff. And stuff. Lots and lots of stuff.

But you guys don't care about that, nor will I bore you with it. You're here for horse words. And wouldn't you know, I have some for you.

Soon:

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I just stumbled across this picture on Derpibooru and oh no, it all fits.

(Going by the arrangement of the original, yes, that's Wanda on the left and Cosmo on the right. Making Tirek the competent straight man/competent straight man, Chrysalis the overpowered idiot/magical wildcard and Cozy the useless kid with delusions of grandeur/precocious kid idea guy (with delusions of grandeur).)

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I will revise it later on when I'm not wanting to scream my head off about how much research I had to do on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. I've seen too much death in one evening.