Dec
20th
2015
Just saw Krampus · 10:53pm Dec 20th, 2015
God, what a hilariously horrendous movie. 
It was so bad, the guy in the back row must have drifted off and had a nightmare cuz his head was titled back and he was moaning. His girlfriend also must have been bored because she pulled out his headphones from his pocket (that must have had a really short cord) and head banged to some fast paced music.
Oh, and then he took off his pants and they fucked on the sticky theater floor.
True story, bro.
Krampus looked...okay to me at first...
I don't plan on seeing it any time soon, though.
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Yeah, it isn't good. But if you have friends, time, and alcohol, it's worth a watch.
3632541
Can't wait till Nostalgia Critic reviews it!
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I hope he does.
3632541 I legit enjoyed it without booze. I think it's supposed to be like this.
I've heard it's very... bad.
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As a horror movie, it's bad. Really bad.
But as a dark comedy filled with incredibly stupid horror cliche's, it's quite entertaining. Not a masterpiece of dark comedy, but funny none the less.
(The fat kid taking the gingerbread man out of the fireplace and eating it like the stupid, glutenous fuck he was was incredibly stupid. Plus, that "lights-are-off"/mouth-breather expression he had throughout every scene he was in just made me laugh.
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This doesn't surprise me one bit. :P
3632553
I saw his review for "Jupiter Ascending"...
That movie looks terrible...
3632658 I thought it was supposed to be a satire of those super edgy Christmas horror movies from the 90's and early 00's.
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If it was, then it succeeded. But the poster I saw didn't give me that impression.
3632727 Because I want to remember fondly for all the laughs it brought, plus that epic animated segment, I'll stick to the satire route.
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Oh yeah!
That animated part was actually really cool and totally unexpected.