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Subaverage female potato. Likes Dislestia, Twiluna, SunLight, other pone ships, and cookies. Fears spiders and snakes. Loves the Epicest Lightning :heart:

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Bio

I'm a female of 15 that tries and fails to write well.

I'm also one of those awkward people who likes to follow back.

I used to follow everyone back, but now I just follow certian people lol

I love Star Wars, J.K. Rowling, Rick Riordan, Halo, Jessica Day George, Tui T. Sutherland, PopularMMOs, GamingWithJen, Ihascupquake, stacyplays, Laurenzside, Aphmau, Gizzy Gazza, LDShadowlady, UnspeakableGaming, Graser10, Koffee, and Shubble

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Luna 001668

Better Fluttershy fff868

Cadance ff8ece

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Spike b987d8

Flurry Heart ffbaf9

Ember 3d97e0

Garble 94110e

Bon Bon efebac

Lyra 75ecc4

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Portal Characters:

GLADoS e8de0d

Wheatly 1658d8

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Fact Core ff3a9b

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RvB Characters:

Grif c76300

Church d8e7ff

Caboose 003487

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Sarge e60000

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Be Not afraid Because the Sun Goes Down

Be not afraid because the sun goes down;

It brings the sunset and the plover's cry.

Before the colors of the evening drown,

The stars will make new colors in the sky.

Night is no enemy. She passes by,  

And shows us silence for our own heart's good;

For while we sleep, the roses multiply,

The little tree grows taller in the wood.

Fear not the night; the morning follows soon.

Each has his task to make the earth more fair.

It is by these, by midnight and by noon,

That she grows riper and her orchards bear.

Her fields would wither in a sun too bright;

They need the darkness too. Fear not the night.

-Robert Nathan; A Winter Tide

Jan
14th
2017

YEEEEEAAAHH GO CHUUUURCCCHHHH #BLUETEAM4LYFE

also, yes, Church's color is super light xD


It's the fight of the ages, Red Vs. Blue

Or it would be if anybody cared about you

By the end of this battle you'll finally see

Leader of a real team ain't as easy as it seems to be

You're trying to mold three wimps into men

I run the suit of the biggest badass there's ever been

Your shotgun's primed for a war you've been storming up

But back away my laser face has started warming up

Hate the people on your team you can barely control them

Got your ass kicked by freelancers Sarge, while I owned them

The Director a machine, you're a cadencing schmuck

Can't rap against a ghost, so BOO you motherfuck

My story's what fans and critics adore

I'll sum up yours in one word "snore"

This is all getting real, bitch, this isn't a game

All they call you is Sarge, that's not even a name

Your rap is finally over the fat lady said

I'll kick your ass three times with a left, right, left

Sarge isn't a name, it's superiority

Unlike yours my team respects enough to bury dead me

You got rhymes more fruity than a strawberry Yoo-Hoo

I'll rip you so hard your whole team will go "Blue hoo"

You say you're a leader, oh man that's a riot

This sergeant's loading up to kick you straight in the privates

Red wins, Blue sucks, that's how it's always ended

Wipe this scum from the earth, as God intended

So death to the Blues on that beautiful day

Rotting up like roadkill on a lonely highway

And one day we'll stand around a tattered Blue flag

Stepping on the necks of you broken battered dirtbags

Nothing you can say can stand up to me

So drop, bluetard, and give me infinity

That's cute, look at you, you're thinking you're still relevant

After Reconstruction hit you're completely insignificant

You're an old has-been who's still trying to prove

He's just as good as he was back in 1952

God damn, I really died for this war?

You're the only one caring about this motherfucking score

If I actually tried, you'd be down in one go

Also Brown-nose, Rust Boat, Wide Load and Delano

Red sucks, deal with it, and let me just remind you that

It's because of me RvB went past season three

You stepped up to a game you can't play

Church is in session so maybe you should stop and pray

Your days are numbered you scruffy nerf herder

I've got a brain full of beats and a boner for murder

A case of blue like yours calls for proper medication

Got a shotgun full of pills for your insubordination

Glory to the Red Team and extra glory to me

I need a proper victory, so who's in charge of confetti?

You're an old computer program with a virus maybe

I'll wipe your hard drive clean with the treads on my Chupababy

We're just better, that's not gonna change

So take a step closer into face stabbing range

Your fall's a matter of "when", not a matter of "if"

My second shell is for you, I'm saving the first for Grif

What?!

Hahaha!

Oh put away the threats and the knuckle cracks

I told you to stay out of this

Dude, just relax

These guys wanna fight, and hey, we're supporting it

But now we're chiming in on the rhyme

How unfortunate

See we're just better in every way

What you've done in your life, I've done in a day

We're perfectly crafted, cunning killing machines

The two baddest of the mercenary space marines

I'm a supreme know-it-all when it comes to a knife

Close range combat's how I live my life

Then couple me up with an invisible dread

By the time you see me you're already dead

How'd you both get teams following your command

When you can count your IQ on a single hand

I can't believe this fake battle's caused this much fuss

Cause the way I see it

You're just practice for us

Calling Epsilon, the Alpha, and the Director online

RvB is just the tale that my life story designed

When I powered Tucker's suit my tale came to an end

I know that's hard to explain to a dude with no friends!

Friends don't make you smile in this battle-scarred Hell

What made me smile was watching you dissolve yourself

But you did your damned best, so don't take it too hard

But it's time to suck it Blue, you just got Sarged.

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Jan
21st
2017

Blueblood: “B-b-but, Aunty, your butler told me that was a common greeting! Your captain of the guard confirmed it! I’M TOO YOUNG TO SETTLE DOWN!!!”

Once he was let in on the joke though, Blueblood was quite eager to help out…

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18th
2017

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welp i think i just had a godosam

#846 · 2d, 10h ago · · ·

>>2381000 Praise be to the all-glorious knighty!

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Excuses

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Flare Drop Bio

She is a pegasus of 16 who loves to listen to music. She has no relationship with any cannon characters, but is close friends with Libre E. Incanamentum(or Libby for short)(OC of anonymousjedi)

Her favorite color is blue, her favorite food is cookies, and her favorite song is "A Thousand Years."

She has 2 sisters, a pegasus named Artemis and a unicorn named Heart Rain. She is currently a weather pony.

She sounds kinda like Casey Lee Williams I guess cause it's so much harder to put a voice to my precious bby

Here's a ref if you wanna draw her or sumthin...

Floof Butt Bio

Age: 18

Sex: female

Favorite color: purple

Favorite song: Can't Hold Us

Favorite food: tea cakes

Occupation: currently unemployed

Voice I figure suits her: Carrie Underwood

Ships: idk pick some you guys XD

Hardcore shipper

Adventurous

Has no family

Is currently a new bby so I don't really have some backstory for her yet.

Ref: Link