I won another contest! This was my entry. · 5:48am May 30th, 2022
Bad Dragon's entry was the one that made me chuckle so I'm picking that as my winner.
Proof of winning:
https://www.fimfiction.net/group/212112/flashfic/thread/496044/bonus-round-appledash#comment/7695170
And without further ado, here is my story that won the contest:
"That's stupid," Applejack shut down Rainbow Dash's proposal.
Streams of tears burst out down the kneeling Rainbow Dash's cheeks, "But I thought we had something."