Just to make it clear where I stand.

Rainbow Dash - Duh.

Pinkie Pie - Canonically finds fart humor funny as of 28 Pranks Later. Childish sense of humor and a constantly-on wild side. I think it's no question she's farted out loud in front of the rest of the Mane 6 - and proudly - at least once.

Applejack - Uncouth tomboy. Literally raised in a barn. Proud of her younger sister's burp in Sisterhooves Social so farting is most definitely not taboo to her.

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And yes, I am aware a few people will be annoyed that "involving" is the only word in the title that doesn't start with an "A".

Anyway, do any of you remember when I uploaded this on Christmas:

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Someone say to me why i didn't spot Coco Pommel was named after Coco Chanel the fashion designer and Nazi agent, i'm kicking myself right now i study the Nazi's and why didn't i spot it. She worked with the SS and tried to complete a order by Heinrich Himmler to get a peace treaty by the SS over to Britain but it failed.

God dammit i can be retard sometimes but why pick her because she is more famous for being a Nazi and a spy, she was the enemy. I'm so confused.

Forgot to write a new blog for the new year, but everything still the same. However, I made a decision eariler to help fix my writing block.

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Best utilized shortly after washing hands. Enjoyed commonly in classrooms, and occasionally during dinner.

I, however, happen to just have randomly put my hands together for no reason, and remembered handfarts. As common knowledge would predict, the next minute was filled with the golden sound of imitated farts.

Note to self: If I ever get sucked into Equestria, I am not standing downwind of Granny Smith on Hearth's Warming.

This isn't totally relevant to this site, but as I have some outreach here I thought I'd mention it here too.

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Twilight had hoped that the horn announcing her arrival could mute the immanent breaking of wind she was about to preform.
Alas, the trumpeter had fallen ill, thus Twilight trumpeted her own entrance with a foghorn blast.
As she stood in her personal cloud of shame she noticed the guards were now listing at ninety-degree angles upon the floor.
The embarrassment of everypony's eyes on here couldn't compare to the second trumpet blast that rocketed her forward into the crowd.

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Hey guys, I wanted to make this post to let everyone know that I’ve started a new fart interactive story on writing.com.

It will contain some other fetishes such as scat, watersports, sweat etc etc.

Anyway, here’s the link to what I’ve written so far. It’s not too much yet, but if people would like to add some chapters of their own then you are more than welcome. Just read the notice at the start of the story before adding one.

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Huh.
I did that thing. And I plan on going on, before you ask, because the point of doing this is keeping an incremental effort for a year. Hell, I am not even writing this blog entry for the sole follower of it, but for my future self and any future spelunkers that may descend into the depths of the internet archives and say "Hey, let's read this crud and see how many neurones die!". This is a warning, Possible Future Reader.

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No more E. Coli, so I decided it's time to write again. I thought of a fetish I'd never done. Two actually. I wish I could be ashamed of this, but I actually think it will make people laugh. Which is always nice.

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Discord's Discombobulating Discounts is getting an update! (Finally! What took me so long?)

So, I was planning on finishing Rainbow's and Pinkie's arc with this chapter, but as things developed, this chapter got less done than I was hoping it would in such a tight space. So there will be one more chapter after this.

Chapter 3 of DDD should hopefully be out later this week. I'll be working on Chapter 4 right away!

I hope you enjoy this update of this really silly story.

I think it's widely known that not all stories are created equal. The same can be said for ideas.

Over the years writing for this site, I've thought and pondered probably hundreds upon hundreds of ideas for stories, scenes, jokes, epics, and everything in between. But there's a rather large difference between what actually becomes a story and what (thankfully) remains just an idea.

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Oh god, this movie...

Back when I still lived in Tottori (the backwoods armpit of Japan) I made it a habit of borrowing a movie on the weekends. One weekend, I saw this movie.

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You read it right, I'm 44 today.

Fuck! I'm old!

*shakes fist*

You damn kids, stay off my lawn!

Alright, so far I have my main OC fleshed out fairly decently I think. I had posted a background of him some time ago on a thread, explaining his main attributes. But I thought I'd put a little more, since I found my little black notebook with most of his original information intact.

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In a couple days, I will have been on this site for three years.

I mean, it is not nearly as much as some people, but... wow...

The years really have passed quickly, haven't they?

Maybe I should do something... special...

Hmm...

We'll see.