Because you're at Kroger. · 2:35pm Apr 26th, 2017
So, going into work yesterday, there was a dead chicken in the nearest parking space to the entrance. I don't mean a dropped food item, I mean a live and clucking chicken that had been turned into roadkill. And apparently a hen, since among the usual roadkill carnage there was yellow goo I can only assume was eggs.
My actions were to wonder where it came from and think to myself, “West Virginia, dial it back a little.”
And that might have been it, except the day kept going.