Alternative Conversion Bureau
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Parodies

Stories that mock the premise of TCB.

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TColor War 1 (Rewritten)
MLP: FiM
Adventure
Drama
Tragedy
A war started over tension among the color countries.
Gore
Death
Alt. Universe
Celestia
Main 6
Serenity Darkmoon Raven · 6k words · 248 views
TThe League of Celestias
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Random
Sci-Fi
Different version of evil Celestia in a room
Violence
Profanity
Crossover
Alt. Universe
Celestia
Principal Celestia
hmaf43 · 1.8k words · 12 10 · 646 views
ENot Just Ponies: Conversion Pegasus
MLP: FiM
Persona
Slice of Life
Conversion Bureau, the time has come for the hero of the first Persona game to finally defeat the genocidal tyrant 'Princess' Celestia... but the Abyssinian New Kitten reading it feels like he's read this a million times before.
Crossover
Alt. Universe
Celestia
OC
Other
Alex Warlorn · 2.3k words · 19 10 · 1.2k views
EThe Conversion Bureau: Too Late
MLP: FiM
Sad
Tragedy
The ponies try to make it to Earth to save all humans from themselves. However when they arrive, they're too late. :(
Human
Twilight
Celestia
Luna
no sh*t sherlock · 1.3k words · 219 19 · 12k views
TThe Conversion Bureau: More Worlds Where it Wouldn't Work
MLP: FiM
More worlds where the Conversion Bureau would fall flat on its face.
Crossover
Human
Alt. Universe
mariic · 1.6k words · 151 17 · 9.2k views
TTCB: Xenolestia vs. Tolkien’s New Zealand
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Random
In this drunkenness-induced crackfic, the Dark Lord himself is summoned from the fires of Mount Doom to fight the invading ponies.
Sex
Gore
Crossover
Human
Alt. Universe
Twilight
Celestia
Other
Tathem_Relag · 1.7k words · 32 9 · 1.6k views
TObama Sweeps: The Barrier
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Random
A TCB Crackfic. What, did you expect something different when you read that title?
Human
OC
Other
King Sombra
LeoneHaxor · 2.4k words · 85 12 · 2.7k views
TFilthy Frank vs. The Conversion Bureau
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Random
Filthy Frank, the man with the worst channel on YouTube, inadvertently fights against the Conversion Bureau. Ravioli isn't the only thing that's in this pocket-oli.
Crossover
Human
Alt. Universe
Celestia
OC
That_Gamer_Scout · 1.4k words · 70 4 · 4.3k views
TGabe Newell vs. The Conversion Bureau
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Random
Gabe Newell, our lord and savior and god king of Steam, faces his greatest foe yet: The Conversion Bureau! The Bureau threatens to permanently close Valve for good and completely destroy modern gaming as we know it today. So Gaben takes a stand!
Human
Celestia
Other
That_Gamer_Scout · 1.2k words · 137 13 · 4.4k views
TSasquatch vs the Conversion Bureau: The Oneshot
MLP: FiM
Dark
Adventure
Many have faced the Bureau. Nazis and Communists, Americans and British, God and the Earth itself. Even another Equestria. Now, a new opponent fights the Bureau.
Alt. Universe
Fluttershy
Angel
Other
KrspaceT · 2k words · 53 4 · 2.6k views
THumans Are OP
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Random
Equestria declares war on an OP Earth, because why not?
Human
Celestia
Luna
Cadance
Shining Armor
Main 6
Fundalo · 1.2k words · 97 20 · 5.5k views
TTCB: Skeletor The Evil Protector of Evil Humanity
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Random
Skeletor is the evil dark lord of the evil Human Liberation Front. Skeletor fights for humanity's very survival against the good and friendly alien ponies that plan to invade Earth to turn all humans into ponies against their will.
Human
Crossover
Celestia
Bendy · 1.1k words · 150 12 · 5k views
TThe Conversion Bureau: Worlds Where It Wouldn’t Work
MLP: FiM
Worlds where The Conversion Bureau would fall flat on its face.
Alt. Universe
Crossover
Other
Sora2455 · 76k words · 848 47 · 21k views
TShrek Singlehandedly Stops a Conversion Bureau Invasion
MLP: FiM
Dark
Comedy
Random
Shrek's gaming session is interrupted by Princess Celestia who reveals her special plan to "save" Shrek's world from its own people. It ends in gratuitous violence..
Gore
Crossover
Alt. Universe
Celestia
Luna
Other
Dr_Daggot · 3k words · 64 4 · 2.1k views
TTotal Conversion Bureau - Divine Salvation
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Post-Conversion Earth is a calm, peaceful place. However, it lacks the certain kind of chaos that only religion can bring. Enter a single, fanatical human from space to dish out his own kind of conversion.
Human
Alt. Universe
Braeburn
OC
Other
Changelings
Dropbear · 87k words · 530 61 · 9.3k views
TPutin Defeats the Borg Ponies
MLP: FiM
Dark
Comedy
The world is being overrun with mindless Borg ponies being controlled by the evil Xenolestia. All hope is lost! Until the greatest man in history shows up to beat some sense of Humanity's greatness into them.
Alt. Universe
Human
Celestia
Luna
Braeburn
Other
Main 6
KaBar42 · 1.4k words · 157 25 · 5.6k views
TTCB Ponies Try To Invade Earth But Fail Miserably
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Random
Princess Celestia orders the invasion of Earth. Things don't go as planned.
Gore
Human
Celestia
Luna
Cadance
Shining Armor
Main 6
Jar of Dirt · 1.2k words · 1,445 109 · 29k views
TThe Conversion Bureau - Bureaucracy
MLP: FiM
Comedy
One Shot - Celestia and the ponies of Equestria are posed to start opening conversion bureas on Earth, however they didn't count on the horror that is government workers with paperwork.
Human
Alt. Universe
Twilight
Celestia
OC
Shining Armor
Dropbear · 3.6k words · 785 41 · 16k views
TMercs on a Mission
MLP: FiM
Dark
Adventure
With war on Equestrians on the horizon; nine hired guns, alongside a new one, are sent to seek and destroy behind enemy lines.
Human
Crossover
Alt. Universe
Twilight
Celestia
Luna
Derpy
Main 6
Gairenard · 52k words · 134 14 · 4.1k views
TConversion Bureau: The Harshest Lesson
MLP: FiM
The ponies tried many ways to convert humanity into ponies, failing countless times. Eventually they simply chose to let the Barrier handle them. Unfortunately though, they are going to meet something that doesn't take too kindly to them.
Alt. Universe
Human
Twilight
Celestia
Luna
Other
Main 6
The Harvester · 2.7k words · 886 100 · 34k views
TThe Conversion Bureau: Game Over
MLP: FiM
Comedy
When Equestria appeared on Earth and discovered the MLP fandom, the initial reaction was of interest. Then they discovered the terrors of The Conversion Bureau, and there was only one way for them to react...
Celestia
Luna
kildeez · 2k words · 315 40 · 10k views
TThe Bacon Trade
MLP: FiM
Dark
Adventure
Comedy
This story follows the adventures of three criminal new foals, on a quest to return the human delicacy of meat among ponies. However, such a task is no trot in the park, as the evil Empress Celestia wants to stop their crusade for delicious justice.
Gore
Human
Alt. Universe
Celestia
OC
Secrios · 8.6k words · 50 12 · 1.2k views
TOneshot Grab-Bag
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Random
Tragedy
A series of (usually) unconnected oneshots that I will use to test out ideas for stories I have and see what you all think of them.
Gore
Human
Alt. Universe
Spike
OC
Other
Main 6
Banchoking · 3.8k words · 44 14 · 1.9k views
TAdventures in Currency Exchange: the REAL Conversion Bureau
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Random
Slice of Life
Bizarre comedy disguised as something else. Humans are being transported to Equestria through no fault of their own. The only polite thing to do is to help them settle in, and that includes trading in their old money for Equestrian bits.
Human
Derpy
Other
Main 6
Elric of Melnipony · 4.9k words · 479 63 · 6.4k views

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