For years, Twilight Sparkle has kept track of how little both Princess Celestia and Luna eat.

A small slice of cake here. A single cup of tea there. So what really keeps the Princesses going from day to day?

And is Twilight Sparkle truly prepared to unearth such facts?

Artwork by davidsfire.

After a hard day's work on the fields, Big Macintosh wants nothing more than to relax with his lunch. Rarity has a case of heat though, and is looking for Ponyville's most soft-spoken stallion to help her. Big Macintosh will of course help out, if only so he can get back to his lunch.

You and Fluttershy have a child together. You probably should have considered the ramifications of interspecies breeding first.

Not even a Princess of Friendship is exempt from going to the dentist. Despite her best efforts, it's finally time for Twilight to brave the cold halls and mind-numbingly villainous chair of horrors.

However, through casual conversation, things go a direction she didn't expect.

Sometimes, the one's who can help us the most are those we least expect.

A gift for someone very special to me: ChappedPenguinLips
Love you, bro.

Art by: Karpet-Shark

You wind up in Equestria in the usual way, and after you heroically fight your way out of the Everfree Forest, you mean to ask Twilight for help.

She's not home, but Starlight Glimmer is.

Can you convince her to give you some bits or a place to stay?

Trigger Warning: Kinda inspired by Super Trampoline, which should tell you everything you need to know.

With a reading by Fire Rain

An odd quirk of Equestrian law is that the mayor of an Earth Pony town can be challenged to a fertility contest to prove that she's fit for office.

Night Flower thinks she's got a chance.

Mayor Mare isn't going to give up without a fight, though.

pre-read by metallusionismagic

Quality control is an important cornerstone of any organization, and magical castles full of Pony Princesses are no exception. When Luna and Celestia read the suggestions given to them by their staff however, the result is most certainly not better efficiency and satisfaction.

EDIT: Featured 10/24/17! Thank you all!
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There'll come a day when you won't relish the pages before you.