They just do.

Sunset Shimmer and Starlight Glimmer are on their way to meet Sunset's friends in the Canterlot Mall when Starlight is hit with a familiar urge in an unfamiliar place. Fortunately Sunset's been there before...

Takes place during the third Equestria Girls - Magical Movie Night special, "Mirror Magic", but no spoilers.

TOILET USE WITHIN. Don't read on if you have a problem with that.

Starlight Glimmer presents Sunset with an ethics question while they spend time at the mall.

Berry Punch likes to be the first one at the punch bowl. However, this time, someone beat her to it.

Special thanks to ChappedPenguinLips for editing.

Something's been bothering Sunset Shimmer for a while now.

How can there be a human version of Princess Celestia who's in her early forties, when Princess Celestia herself is thousands of years old?

The Rainbooms catch wind of Celestia and Luna's upcoming family reunion, and decide to crash it.

What they find there is...disturbing.

Sunset Shimmer leaves a normal life, sure she is magical girl that defeats the forces of evil from time to time, but she has feelings, goals ambitions, good ambitions mind you. However something been bothering Sunset for quite some time, something that she has noticed about everyone around her be it her friends, or even the students she doesn't know. She doesn't have a archetype, or does she.

When Rainbow Dash leaves her, Pinkie Pie decides it's time to off herself! But when her own methods fail, it's up to her friends to help her. And thus, begins an exciting adventure of assisted suicide and the horrible hijinks which ensue!

Raccoon, you are not funny and should feel bad.

This is a crack-fic I wrote back before Season 2 aired. At the time, the Equestria Daily mods refused to even read it, saying it was sick, unfunny, and completely inappropriate. As a result, it's a bit out of date, but you know what? I still think it's hilarious, even years later, so I'm posting it with only minor revision.

The Great and Powerful Trixie is woken up by the voice of a narrator that's both around her and inside her head. To further annoy her, she can't seem to get rid of him, even though he has nearly lost control of the entire situation.
 
Neither of them are going to have a good time.

Rated E for meta-humor, crass banter and self-deprecation.
Cover art by Lukeine on Deviantart.
Pre-read by randome284.
Proofread and edited by Dreams of Ponies.

Dragons are large. Dragons are mighty. Dragons are powerful.

And yet.

Written in like an hour and a half on 3 1/2 hours of sleep.

You're welcome, PresentPerfect.

After an enlightening discussion with Ember, Thorax springs to action to unify the changeling race. One particularly tense encounter with a group of renegades later, Thorax returns to Ponyville to discuss current events with Spike... and he has a couple of burning questions for the young dragon.