After attempting to impress the judges during her entrance exam for Celestia's School for Gifted Unicorns, something transpires that alters Twilight's life irrevocably, as well as the destiny of all Equestria. In a very literal manner, Twilight metamorphoses into the embodiment of magic, much akin to how Discord embodies chaos. How will this unprecedented transformation shape forthcoming events? And how will Twilight grapple with mastering the newfound god-like abilities that have been unexpectedly thrust upon her?

Celestia has held off telling Twilight Sparkle about her immortal biology for years.

And now that she's told her successor about it... she'll wish she hadn't.

Special thanks to Toriandthehorse, for being a wonderful proofreader, editor, and friend.

Now with a Russian Translation by Nogood (who despite the name, is a good pony).

Now with a Korean Translation by B1ackSteel! Thank you again!

Twilight Sparkle has been ruling Equestria for over a thousand years and she has had it. Magic has been replaced with technology, ponies whine and complain all the time and after a certain trio visits her, she decides the time has come to wipe it out.

A G4/G5 crossover. Since we know nothing about the G5 ponies' personalities, I worked freely with them.

Loving somepony means making them happy. But what do you do when her happiness is tied to being a tree?

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This story took part in arboreal-yearnings-contest.

Spike can't wait to read the hottest new horror book on the market: Insomnia: Realm of Nightmares, and he's beyond ecstatic to finally get the chance, only to have his hopes dashed when Twilight tells him no. Now embittered and mad, he goes behind her back and finds a way to read the book without her knowing. But, as he would soon find out, Twilight was right when she took it away, for now, he starts seeing all kinds of horrible things brought on by what he saw in those pages. As his fears get the best of him and he begins to see things that aren't there, he'll have to face the consequences as his fears come to life and as his world devolves into a nightmare.

That DOES IT! Spike has had enough. He won't deal with Twilight anymore. Not when she can get so mean and yell so loud. He'll go off somewhere else. Somewhere where he can be alone. Curled beneath a hill, he hears a gentle voice calling.

The real reason Twilight and Moondancer had a sudden falling out.

Written for Telly Vision for Jinglemas 2021

It now has an audio reading!

Rated T for being run over by a hypothetical trolley.

Everyone hates thought experiments. They're confusing, time consuming, and there's usually no way out without making you look like a jerk.

Today, Twilight tries to explain to her friends why letting them die is technically the correct choice.

The final confrontation is here. All of Equestria's baddest and evilest villains lead by Grogar, versus six determined ponies (plus one plucky dragon). But then, Twilight does something unforgivable...

Twilight Sparkle has diligently taken to her role as the new reigning monarch of Equestria. When a break in her schedule appears for a day, she decides to take a day off. Now, it’s up to Spike to make sure she’s not disturbed...no matter what comes up!

Unfortunately, the resurrection of the Grogar means Equestria is in danger and more importantly the Princess's desperately required rest!

This can only end poorly.

Now with audiobook awesomely provided by the wonderful, The Mysterious Fluttershy Fan