When Sunset Shimmer decides to visit Equestria with her girlfriend – the human world’s Twilight Sparkle – she expects there to be some confusion. She doesn't expect to come home with a royal title.

Meanwhile, Equestria's Twilight Sparkle worries she's not evil enough.

Pinkie Pie has mystified Discord for a long time. How is it that she can regularly break the laws of physics, be everywhere at once, and never run out of energy? In many ways, she reminds him of his own abilities. That gets him thinking about things, and a lightbulb goes off in his head.

This brainstorming gives Discord a rather interesting theory, one he's eager to find out if it's correct. If so, it would delight him to no end. Of course, he has to put his theory to the test, in the way only a draconequus can.

It might be a good idea to pray for Pinkie's safety right about now.

Edited with the help of Salnalus.

What can you do on Hearts and Hooves Day if you’re a single immortal alicorn? Spy on Equestria and discuss relationships of course! Princess Celestia and Princess Luna have invited Princess Cadence into their annual event where they plead the case for their ideal pairings of the ponies we know and love; hoping the Princess of Love will have some refreshing insight on the matter. Who is YOUR OTP and how does it stack up?

This piece was created as an entry for "Scribblefest" hosted by Everfree Northwest 2017. I've never entered a pony writing contest before so I thought this year I would give it a shot!

To any fanfic readers out there: please ask before you use any of my stories for audio adaptations. Initial rights to this story go to TheLostNarrator in terms of audio productions :) thanks!

Discord hosts a contest to see who has the cutest butt in Equestria.

WARNING: Contains the word 'butt' like a whole lot actually/really.

(Rated Teen for Many Safety Reasons)

(No Image provided for very obvious clear reasons)

Edit: I changed my mind (3/1/2017)

(I find it to be very funny since I find it very extremely stupid that butts can be 'cute' and therefore that idea is funny to me which is why this has been labeled a Comedy)

This story is a sequel to A Beloved's Curse

On such a wonderful holiday as Hearts and Hooves' Day, only the damned reminisce of memories from a past life.

The Audio Adaptation for this story can be found here!

Cover art provided by StaryKrow

Special thanks goes to Magpiepony for helping with prereading and editing.

Pinkie Pie was bizarre. She talked about many things that ponies didn't understand. She teleported from place to place. She even spoke of strange creatures who watch her recorded moves and write stories about her!

But today, Pinkie Pie was not bizarre. She was sad, and she lets the only other person available know why.

It's your three month anniversary, Rainbow Dash! So what are you running from?

After a hard day of monster butt kicking, the mane 6 try to enjoy their day off.

Unfortunately for them, Pinkie Pie has forgotten how to use gravity. Now her friends have to suffer her ludicrous claims and logic.

So much for a day off...

It's Hearts and Hooves Day and once again Applejack finds herself uninterested in the festivities. This year, however, Applejack is shocked to hear a strange voice "in the sky" that narrates her life and is pressuring her into romantic feelings for Rarity. Applejack is at the mercy of this unknown source as she is pulled to carousel boutique to seal her fate with Rarity in one sweet simple kiss.

It's been a few days since Rainbow Dash have seen or heard of Pinkie Pie. When she decides to pay a visit, she finds the pink haired pony in her basement in tears. While trying to comfort her, she learn something about her that could change they're entire friendship forever.

Dedicated to Nordryd for being one of the best writers and greatest friends ever!

Special thanks to Harmony Pie for the amazing idea!

Coverart by- RainbowPie-fans