“I ain’t just a farmer anymore and you ain’t just a fashion designer anymore. Now we’ve got new titles.” She placed a hoof on her chest. “Element of Honesty...” -- she moved her hoof to Rarity -- “and Element of Generosity. Saviors of Equestria and whatnot.”

When Applejack was a filly, she'd been told a hundred times by her parents that she was special. This... this isn't what she expected.

Spike carries each of the most important ponies in his life home after a long day.

A commission-turned-gift for B_25

UPDATE: A Spanish language translation for Carry Me Home is now available, made by Spaniard Kiwi on his deviantart.

UPDATE (2024): Them's Writin' Words podcast did a wonderful review of this story. I appreciate all the thought and work put in to their critiques and all the kind words.

Applejack suddenly realises just how weird it is for a pony to milk cows - shell-shock ensues.

EDIT: Featured 24/3/19 to 26/3/19!

Dom and Rainbow Dash always hang out on weekends, but during one night of drinking in a tavern, Dom drunkenly claims that he can catch Applejack with one of her own apples. Rainbow Dash decides to challenge him and makes a wager of her own, but, in the end, there can be only one winner, and Dom is going to do whatever it takes to prove her wrong.

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Mister Lonely Heart has had to imitate a wide variety of ponies that his clients scream and yell at. When Applejack asks him to imitate her deceased father, he finds out not only Applejack's darkest secret, but other family secrets as well.
This is a sequel to Mister Lonely Heart.

Coloratura is asked by the family of a loyal fan of hers who is dying of cancer to sit at her bedside in her dying moments.

*Written at Trotcon 2017 in Columbus, OH

Some ponies are reasonable, and take things as face value. Some are open minded to the things they can't explain. Others, however, are stubborn. They won't give into other ponies' views, regardless of facts given. And that's fine; everypony is different, and that should never be something to judge.

Of course, some take it too far, to the point where realism and ridiculousness clash in an ongoing banter.

And when somepony comes up with a theory regarding the Apple Family's departed progenitors, Applejack may have a few choice words to say about the matter.

Just a stupid fic that no one should take seriously.

Edit: Featured on July 4th, 2017

The Apple Family will be first to tell you how great of a pony Applejack is. She's hard-working, faithful, strong, and even honest!

...She's also pretty tolerant of other ponies' faults too.

But when Sweet Apple Acres needs some extra help, and a certain forgetful earth pony is assigned to work alongside Applejack, will she lose that tolerance, or will she end up feeling more than just aggravation for this clumsy stallion?

A CaramelXApplejack ( CaraJack / AppleMel ) fanfiction.

Since Apple Bloom enrolled in dance class, she and Tender Taps have been spending a lot of time together. But when Scootaloo joins the class and proves to be a better dancer, and also becomes Tender Taps' new partner, dance class suddenly isn't so fun for Apple Bloom.

Inspired by the Irving Berlin song of the same title.

Cover image by Rock29Roll.

Two years after the events of Jurassic Pony, the original island was believed to be closed off to the public, but nopony could predict what unfolded afterwards. Rumor has it, something has survived...

Now Applejack, Rarity, and Fluttershy must venture to an island that brings back too many bad memories in order to preserve the creatures on it....before something goes wrong
Co-Author: HTKWolfe777 Cover Art (C) chiimich