Pinkie Pie, Ponyville's Party Prodigy.

Before Twilight, Pinkie came to Ponyville and changed the lives of all the residents, hopefully for the better.

What, exactly, did happen during those arduous first days?

Leaving the farm with no plans, no money and, worst of all, no baked goods, how does Pinky 'settle' into her new life of love, laughter and the eternal search for the perfect pastry?

As centuries pass, monuments crumble and legends distort, so Princess Celestia gives each of Equestria's greatest champions one chance to set the record straight. She allows them to choose a single memory, and she stores it in a magical crystal in an annex of the Canterlot archives, viewable by anypony who wishes to learn of past heroes.

To honor her many years of heroism, Pinkie Pie has earned the right to store a memory. But which of her memories is most important?

Rainbow Dash does several things, such as fighting monsters, leading middle-of-the-night chases, having existential crises (crisises? crisi?), going shopping and eating lunch. All without the letter i.

Inspired by Gadsby, and not at all by Anthem.

This story is meant to be read aloud, and if you do not do so, you are doing it wrong.

A blatant rip off of the old Spongebob episode titled "Sailor Mouth". Only with ponies.

All copyrighted material belongs to the respective owners. Teen for a bit of cursing. I apologize if this idea has already been taken; alert me if it has. I realize these are not the exact plot events in the episode, I did this purely off of memory and altered it to fit the setting.

Granny Smith walks in on Applejack removing a tick off of Pinkie. She misunderstands the situation.
AN: Written for One-shotober

Pinkie Pie is left in charge of Sugar Cube Corner for a week. She knows that she can handle the responsibility, but her friends have their doubts. Pinkie Pie has to do her best to survive her friends' help until the Cakes return from vacation.
AN: Written for one-shotober

The mares' usual picnic-and-pet outing has arrived, and amidst conversation, Rainbow Dash shares with the girls how she tried to change her nickname.

With special thanks to Ferret, Corejo and RedSquirrel456 for pre-reading and advice.

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Twilight Sparkle, pulling another late night, is finally confronted about by Spike and Starlight Glimmer. She reveals that she's been studying one of the realities she saw, specifically the one seemingly ruled by Flim and Flam. She just can't figure out how those two con artists could be as much of a threat as, say, Tirek or Nightmare Moon.

And then Discord shows up, telling her that she's looking at her information wrong. He volunteers to show Twilight, Spike, and Starlight what that reality is really like...

#1 in the Featured box on 4/25/2016. WOW. I'm... honestly surprised that so many people like this little dialogue heavy stream of consciousness fic. Thank you all very much!

What are the chances your favorite pony was secretly a changeling all along?

Yeah, probably about one in one.

A letter from Celestia interrupts one of Pinkie's parties with disturbing news. Now friendships will be pushed to the limit as Twilight struggles to uncover which of her friends is not who, or even what, she appears to be.

(While not a romance, this does contain a shipped pair)

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