This story is a sequel to The Pinkie Paradox

You don't have to read Paradox to enjoy this story, but it would be helpful.

Uh, hi, I guess. I’m Ditzy. You can call me Derpy though, it’s fine.

I guess I kinda got the idea for this thing—diary? Is this a diary? Anyways, I got the idea when my friend Pinkie Pie dropped off that book to my hospital room. Oh, I was in the hospital for a while. I probably should have mentioned that. I don’t remember a ton of it though, ‘cause I kinda got knocked out. Anyways, l'm trying to figure all of this stuff out.

Diane Pie, I'm going to find out what happened to you.

Twilight, Applejack, and Rarity have a sleepover. Certain uncomfortable secrets come to light.

Thanks to Einhander and Exuno for their help.

How do you impress a colt? You give him stuff, right? Well, Scootaloo doesn't have money for beans, but with the help of her matchmaker friend Sweetie Belle, she can sew socks. Lots and lots of socks.

It's time for the Grand Galloping Gala, and Canterlot's most eligible bachelor is planning a scheme that will land him on easy street for life: Romancing one of Equestria's greatest heroines, the Elements of Harmony.

There is no way this could possibly go wrong.

Contains personal headcanon regarding Canterlot's noble caste (or lack thereof).

Cover art by Jetpony, permission pending.

Days after Tirek's near-takeover of Equestria, The Great And Powerful Trixie travels to Ponyville, intent on settling her rivalry with Twilight Sparkle once and for all. No trinkets to fudge her abilities, no megalomania to apologize for -- just pure and simple magician's honor!

Upon her arrival, however, she quickly learns that the information she has on Ponyville -- and Twilight -- is more than a little dated.

Edits (as well as a bit of scene inspiration) courtesy of nanashi_jones.

Seriously, a lot.

(Now with a Spanish translation by the generous SPANIARD KIWI!)

Vinyl and Octavia sit down and eat some breakfast cereal. Nothing ensues.

Now with a (somewhat unconventional) reading on YouTube.

24 Hours. Not a lot of time. Based on a challenge by Telaros, I set out to see how many one-shots I could write within one 24-hour period, with zero editing by anyone (even me) after being written (so expect some typos (sorry)). The following collection of shorts, arranged in order of completion, are the results of that accepted challenge. Some are bizarre, some are dark, some are a bit sad, and one of them (number 16) is Equestria Girls based (hence the tag).

Challenge Complete

Character tags will reflect the characters who are most often depicted in the stories. Individual stories have the most-applicable tags listed in their chapter titles.

Today is a sunny day... but it shouldn't be.

Pinkie is well known for her optimism, parties, and skills in making delicious sweets... she isn't however known for being sad. When she is most ponies keep their distance so as to not make the situation worse by any means. Pinkie doesn't care though. The only one who can make things better now passed away several years ago... but her impact on Pinkie's life remains strong.

Flash Sentry is having a very bad Hearts And Hooves Day.

His date has been cancelled.

He has to work a double shift.

And for some reason, stallions are hitting on him at a bar...

Yeah, really bad Hearts And Hooves Day.

Edited by MythrilMoth.
Special thanks to Weeping Angel for pre-reading and JaquelinDreamz for permission to use her artwork.

This is 100% Approved by Twilight's Library