This story is a sequel to But It's So Generic!

Twilight and Spike have both written Power Pony fanfictions and release them to the hungry public. Will they do well, or will the annoying trolls and over-analytical readers tear them apart? Find out!

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Now with a French translation!

Just for fun, Spike and Twilight try to write a Power Ponies fanfiction. Simple and easy fun, right?

Nope.

There are a few things about the fanfiction world Twilight needs to learn if she wants ponies to like her story.

Now with a French translation!

While Rainbow Dash is an avid Daring Do fan, she has no merchandise outside of the books to show for it. Now, staring at a 'Daring Do' wallet, she contemplates whether or not to purchase it. In doing so, she hopes to overcome her phobia of publicly expressing her love of the "childish" series.

Will she succeed? Or will she be humiliated?

Thanks to Featherprop for the help editing this story.

Our lovably grim Max Payne is sent on a one-way journey to Equestria via bullet express.

Pretty sure I can't fill it with metaphors like Max would, but I can sure as hay try!
Rated teen for light violence, swearing and alcohol/drug use. Occasionally dark.

A (hopefully) more comedic, lighter outlook on: Payne-full Realization -who beat me to it!

Okay, it is very psychologically dark! This is Max we're talking about.

Twilight Sparkle has every intention of crawling in to her freshly cleaned bed sheets.

So why is it so hard to get there?

Every-pony loves the princess of Friendship. Since her arrival in Ponyville, all the ponies have taken to her unique personality. However no-pony knows, not even Spike, what Twilight does behind the doors of the basement.

If you want to find out, well I must tell you that what you're about to see cannot be unseen.

You have been warned!
Just kidding! While there are some serious elements in the story, it's just for fun. Enjoy!

NOTE: This is an old gag story. It does not reflect the style and philosophy of my writing now.

One night, Princess Celestia loses her mind and begins to wreak havoc in Equestria.

When Braeburn visits Applejack, she and Rainbow Dash decide to take him on a local tour boat to see the crocodiles that reside there. The problem though... They are the ones being watched.

When events turn for the worst, they become trapped on a small island along with the other tourists as a bloodthirsty beast stalks them. The other problem... The tide is rising. Becoming a race against time, the group must somehow get out alive before their island is gone and evade one of the most ruthless predators ever to live.

Based upon the movie 'Rogue'.

Books tell of many things. Wonderful fantasies and epic romances. Of what once was and what now is.

With Twilight now being a Princess of Equestria, she has gained access to many books not available to the common pony. Now she must deal with the consequences.

Special thanks to Proofreaders: Sunset_Sparkles, and HeartLinda