Have you ever decided to do something so unimaginably horrid to someone as a prank, and when common sense tells you to stop and reevaluate your life choices—you slam your foot on the gas and dump the clutch? Ugh. Car metaphors? They don't belong in Equestria. Look, this is about three griffons, one pegasus, and a really crappy prank; gone right.

So I only had 2.5 hours sleep last night. How are you doing?

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This story is a sequel to Merchandise

Trex tries to prevent bats from enjoying their rightfully enjoyed diet.

Trex does not succeed

Technically takes place in the Equestria at War universe, but no significant elements are brought up, nor is lore contributed to.

Art by FacadeArts

This story is a sequel to Scarf Bros

Trex is a cute bug.

Night Reader sees a marketing opportunity.

Riots consume the world.

Technically takes place in the Equestria at War universe, but no significant elements are brought up, nor is lore contributed to.

Art by FacadeArts

This story is a sequel to The Brushing Club

Night Reader invites his friend Trex to do a photoshoot. For scarves.

Briefly featured 4/29/2022!

A very late birthday gift for Trex the Changeling

Technically takes place in the Equestria at War universe, but no significant elements are brought up, nor is lore contributed to.

Art by FacadeArts

Magic is real, and Derek is on the verge of unlocking its secrets. It doesn't matter that his best friend doesn't believe any of it, he'll still go along to his first real spell. Unfortunately for the two of them, the magic works a little too well.

Soon they're taken to a strange new world of supernatural horses, a world where intrigue and spellcraft are interwoven to an inescapable prison. An mysterious cult dedicated to the worship of the ancient Alicorns has finally brought two of the ancients back from banishment. Their spell didn't quite work out; they definitely expected the Old Gods to be a little... older.

If the two former humans want to have any hope of seeing their old world and old bodies again, they'll have to make quite an impression to their secret worshipers, or else find themselves at the mercy of the same Alicorn sisters who took over Equestria all those centuries ago.

That's only where their problems start. Growing up as a little pony in a town like Willowbrook might be the greatest challenge they've ever faced.

Updates on Saturdays. This story was edited by Bitera and Sparktail. Cover by Zutcha.

This story was commissioned as a Patreon reward.

This story is a sequel to Trex, Royal Secretary

Gear Shift gets brushed. Gear Shift does not want to be brushed. Nobody cares.

A gift for Gear Shift from the TCP Discord server. For putting up with all of our BS in good humor, love you Geab!

Art by Facade

Trex likes food. Chrysalis doesn't like when Trex eats.

Loosely set in the Equestria at War universe (as in, this is big silly where the universe is not)

WARNING: Contains: sensual worship of food, a silly bug being silly, bapping, and a bug-mare who wants a buggy mate and is prone to fainting

Art by Facade

Has Rarity ever been a pony? She's very sure that she is, but her recent behaviors have been very...un-ponylike

Commission for Tailsic

Thumbnail made by the Awesome-Amazing - Chilly Krow

He thought he had found a safe haven in Ponyville. A place with infinite love. A place where a Changeling could rest his head. Unfortunately, one too many rash decisions start to add up, leading a certain filly to start pestering the bug.

Current plan is whenever i feel like it (common Cxcd L)

Nightmare night is the only time of the year where it is socially acceptable to scare poor helpless ponies out of their wits. Thingpone is determined to scare and troll at least a few of them with her horrifying and monstrous shapeshifting abilities. Anon tries to keep her from doing anything too scary but he seems to be helplessly carried along for the ride.

Fun short story I wrote a while back for a Thingpone thread. Started as a simple greentext as a response to the drawing shown in the cover image but it quickly became something more. Chapter 0 is the original greentext. Drawing is by Le Chat.