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Have you ever decided to do something so unimaginably horrid to someone as a prank, and when common sense tells you to stop and reevaluate your life choices—you slam your foot on the gas and dump the clutch? Ugh. Car metaphors? They don't belong in Equestria. Look, this is about three griffons, one pegasus, and a really crappy prank; gone right.


So I only had 2.5 hours sleep last night. How are you doing?

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Everyone is to blame for this (they know what they did and who they are), but especially me. I hope you have a nice day.

GRIFFON STORY WITH GILDA?!

yes please.

GRIFFON STORY WITH GILDA WHERE SHE'S NOT ANTHRO,HUMAN, OR SOMETHING NOT GRFFON?

Absolutely yes please.

GRIFFON STORY WITH GILDA, AND ITS NOT JUST PORN? ACTUAL STORY?

You are a godsend Damaged.

11544325 You're most welcome.

I’m worried that if I read this the title is going to be a reference to Kopi Luwak aka Civet Coffee, and then I’d only have myself to blame since I expected it. :rainbowlaugh:

11544331 Would I do that to you?

11544336
Without hesitation or remorse! :rainbowlaugh:

and a really crappy prank

Also doesn’t help! :rainbowlaugh::trollestia:

Oh that was a lovely little read at 2am

11544347 Read the last line.

11544355 You're most welcome.

...Was all of that for the last line?

Dammit.

11544360
I really only needed to read the second paragraph. :rainbowlaugh:

Those pranks weren't worth their weight in crap.

Or maybe they were.

Hahahahahhaaa.

Nice to see Glenda getting some story, too.

11544362 :pinkiecrazy:

11544366 But there are so many more!

11544399 High grade coffee!

11544412 You can take one guess who her coltfriend is :twilightsheepish:

This story is pretty tasteful for a story that's filled with... crappy coffee... I'll see myself out. :rainbowwild:

Talk about a prank gone right. :twilightsheepish:

Well done! :pinkiehappy:

You should consider putting this in the Crackfic Storm writing event. It would definitely fit there.

11544439
Wish I'd seen that a few weeks ago, crackfics are amongst my jams.

Well I'd ask if your Shitting me, but the Griff beat me to it! :rainbowlaugh:

Well, on the upside...they can't say they wouldn't be getting their fiber after this. :rainbowlaugh:

For some reason, i was expecting a breaking bad riff somewhere.

11544446
You've still got a few hours, if you want to put one in!

If not, it's an annual event!

I recall there was an episode of pawn stars where someone served civit coffee. One person reacted as if someone was trying to poison him, the oldest member of the family said he didn’t care where it came from it was damn good coffee.

*Dirty Jobs theme music plays*

That was pretty fun. Who knows the statistic on how many pranks end up as lucrative business?

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