Starlight Glimmer wants to fly kites, but the weather is not scheduled for anything conducive to kite flying. Things go awry because the name 'Starlight Glimmer' is in that sentence.
Apple Bloom is bringing over her ‘colt friend’ for dinner, but she and the rest of the apple family have some concerns that the Apple's matriarch may not be progressive enough to accept this new relationship.
The ponies discover a resturant that caters to a horde of chubby fat humanoids, employs former evil unicorns, roasts piggies alive, and worst of all, was a man before he got conned by a video game character at a convention because he was cosplaying!
The Cutie Mark Crusaders try to explain their way out of their latest act of adorable mischief. Rarity simply wants to know what happened to her prized dress.
The ponies of Ponyville grew fearful of a being that lived among them. Wielding the weapons of his people, will they finally band together and claim victory over him once and for all? Or be shot down in defeat?
As Twilight attempts to get Starlight Glimmer to see the error of her ways, Spike can't help but interject. If Starlight had a portal to take her to any place or any time, why fixate on one single event when she could accomplish so much more?
As Rainbow Dash takes a nap, Rarity has some tea with friends. There’s nothing going on, there are absolutely no stakes whatsoever, and they STILL manage to bring doom to all of Equestria.
All Diamond Tiara wanted for her 21st birthday was sex and fun and sex and friends and sex and rock and roll and sex. Bad thing is: she actually got it.
Created by Architect Ironturtle
