The Cutie Mark Crusaders are beginning to lack the faith of finding their cutie marks and special talents until Sweetie Belle creates an idea for one: alcohol. All of them generally like the idea and they know that they have to talk to somepony and get them to help them. But who? After getting a little help from Pinkie Pie, they know who to turn to. A certain purple mare who is well known in town for her drinking might be willing to help the little filles, and after a few criticisms and a few weird situations, the trouble might have been worth it…

Meet Daymos. He's just like any other pony in Ponyville.

He works.

He plays.

He has bodies in his basement.

Okay, maybe he's not like any other pony.

But he's only trying to help.

He's a killer with a conscience and murderer with morals.

So if you end up on his table... You probably deserve what's coming.

Author's Note: Okay, this is going to take a while... I have a HUGE story planned for this thing and it's going to take a while to write it all. But I feel like if I write like 3000+ words a week, I can make some headway on it. Now, about the story. It's not exactly a crossover; it's more of an 'inspired by'. One day, I started wondering how a Dexter-esque pony would play out and this spawned. I wanted to submit it to Equestria Daily... But I kept feeling like their requirements were so arbitrary and restricting. I almost dropped it because of all the tiny little nitpicks. So, here you are. Unabridged, unabashed, unedited. Enjoy.

The wonderbolts are in town. But there are things we don't know about equestrias best flyers. Like a secret crush that our favourite captain has hidden all these years.

The Sequel to Number 12.
The Doctor and Twilight leap into the future, though it may be a far darker place than they envision. In the mean time somehow the Doctor keeps crashing around Ponyville, something to do with Fluttershy, but what?

After unexpectedly being freed during a Changeling invasion, Discord finds himself allying with the Queen of the Changelings and the Mare of the Moon. In a bid to weaken their enemies, they take the element of magic, Twilight Sparkle, as a prisoner. Twilight then finds herself becoming a pawn each of them wants to use to secure their own dominance.

Will she be able to resist these beings of darkness, or will she fall into the darkness herself?

Spike can't believe his own bad luck.

First, he was enrolled to Ponyville's elementary school. Second, Twilight won't realize that he already knows everything Cherilee will teach him. Third, he unintentionally becomes the point of interest of a certain tiara-wearing filly.

Yeah, this is gonna blow.

Set in the same universe as Bad Company and Xenophobia. You don't have to read any other stories from the 'Phobiaverse' to understand what's going on.

When a land dispute arises between Equestria and the griffon lands of Queen Walarah, Walarah declares a mock war to settle the dispute. Due to circumstances beyond their control, Apple Bloom, Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo end up taking Apple Jack & Rarity's place in the battle roster, forcing them to design and build their own machine of war.

Vector compliments of http://dolphinfox.deviantart.com/

Years ago, two unicorn prodigies attended the same school without knowing it. One became changed by friendship at an early age--the other far later in life.

At a fashion show gone wrong, the two prodigies at last meet. Being who they are, it's impossible for them to resist comparing notes...

(Companion image graciously provided by TurboSolid on DA. Thanks!)

He had it, everypony's dream. But what happens when fate delivers a blessing and a curse in the same breath? What is given is taken away, leaving one young colt to pick up the pieces. After the death of his father, he travels from town to town in search of answers and a way to repair his father's last gift to him. According to his out-dated map, the next stop in his journey was a small, unimportant town. A town by the name of Ponyville.
[Set Before Season 3]
Co Developed with the authors: Metal Pony Fan and theRedBrony
Editor: bahatumay
Credit to Fixing Original Concept Idea: theRedBrony and also thanks to Bad_Seed_72 for extra help on details in certain chapters and scenes.

Credit for Story Art Goes To: Kyro King
Credit for Bonus Art Goes To: Metal Pony Fan

[Update January 2020]: I apologize to those that had taken a genuine interest in this story. I don't see myself finishing it ever, as what I find interesting and fun to talk and write about have changed significantly since I started this story. Still, I won't be deleting it, as its still important to look upon old projects for guidance and lessons. Hiding it wouldn't do anything good.]

There wasn't a single thing I wanted more than to live my life in Equestria. I would have killed for this opportunity! But now... I just want to leave.

My name is Amaron, I'm 18 years old, and I'm now a test subject for some secret corporation. I don't how or why I got here, but at least until they manage to bring more humans over, I'm classified as "too important for dangerous testing". Hopefully that doesn't change anytime soon.

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No previous knowledge of the SCP Foundation is needed in order to understand this story. Basically, its a secret organization that collects anomalous objects, creatures, and other unnatural things, and keeps the world safe from them. More information on the SCP Foundation can be found here. There is also a free game called SCP Containment Breach, found here.

Character tags will be added if/when they appear.

Rated Teen for taking place in a semi-dark universe, Dark tag for... spoilers.

Cover image taken from here: http://www.deviantart.com/art/SCP-Foundation-Background-1-336854099

This is my first story. Critique is appreciated.