Pinkie Pie is ready for a brand new day.

Preread by Masked Ferret.

Just for fun, Spike and Twilight try to write a Power Ponies fanfiction. Simple and easy fun, right?

Nope.

There are a few things about the fanfiction world Twilight needs to learn if she wants ponies to like her story.

Now with a French translation!

Last night, Twilight went to a party.

Today she woke up.

Now she wants to kill Pinkie.

Luna is on a mission and she will not rest until her mission is completed. Her objective?

To snuggle with her big sister.

When you step out of line, sometimes it's because you're new. But how could I have not seen this coming? I mean, how harmless can a town of zombies, six ponies and a song be?

Everyone is supposed to be equal, right? Someone isn't playing fair now, is she... At least give every pony a fair share, because total equilibrium, that's why.

Also, I ship her and Double Diamond.

Rated T for profanities.

Might contain head-canon that you don't approve of. Pft.

Princess Twilight Sparkle invents a new way to travel between universes. On the maiden voyage with her best friends, something goes wrong.

Her discovery resurrects a secret from her past, one she has only shared with Princess Celestia. When Twilight learns of the price required to return things to normal, she is left with an impossible choice.

Written for The Writeoff Association's "Closing Time" contest. Preread by Axis of Rotation.

NOTE: I'm aware of Trotsworth's pony names. I chose not to use them.

Octavia comes home frustrated one evening. Vinyl cuddles with her to make it better. Short, sweet, silly.

Unwilling to sleep in his own boring and less-than-comfortable bed, Spike presents Twilight with a deep and compelling argument as to why she should be his bed for the night.

TwiSpike cuddle time abounds...

Now with a reading by Quillo Manar!

Art by jesrartes

Princess Celestia is in your bed, and you don't know why: what do?

Cute, funny, and short. Have fun reading!

Proofreading by RaylanKrios.
Now with audio reading by CaptainBron3y
Second audio reading by MeloncholyIguana.

Based on this story:
Princess Celestia is (still) in your Bed
Princess Celestia Has Stolen All Your Bed Sheets
Drunk CelestAI Is In Your Bed
Fimfic Authors Are In Your Bed
Princess Celestia is in Your Washing Machine

Twilight asks Rainbow Dash for advice on how to catch the eye of Flash Sentry. It goes about as well as you'd expect.

Edit 11/30/12: This story apparently shares some concepts with Pegasus Mating Dance, another cute fic about pegasus courtship. You should check it out!