Royal Guard Silver Birch knows Princess Luna's history, and her... extreme reactions to being neglected in the past. When it seems Luna has been snubbed yet again, he and his partner Winter Garden take action to shield their Princess from this slight, and spare Equestria her terrible wrath.

(Inspired by a really dumb blog I did.)

Twilight Sparkle is facing a crisis greater than Tirek, the Changelings, and King Sombra combined.

She's read every single book in existence.

So it is that she has nothing new to read.

She does not take it well.

Pre-read by The Albinocorn and MythrilMoth.

Review by Gear Tech the Living Robot

Dramatic reading by DRWolf
Reading by Wing T. Spears

One fateful morning, Princess Luna finds Celestia has turned into a megalomaniacal tyrant with one clear goal in mind: to be sent to the moon. She even has her bags packed and everything.

So what about this seems off?

Now with a youtube reading! HERE!

Featured on Equestria Daily 11/03/15!

This story is a sequel to The Twilight of Her Singularity

Princess Celestia and Princess Twilight Sparkle are very excited. After more than a few misses, Twilight is now close to the end of her first pregnancy. The happy couple couldn’t feel more blessed than they are now.

When Twilight goes for a check up, she receives news that she wasn't quite ready for and begins to question if she is prepared to raise their foal. What if she does something wrong? What will she do?

She fears her foal will never want to call her mom.

*Comments contain spoilers*

Written for the Eighth Twilestia contest

Edited by Zodiac

Reading The Twilight Of Her Singularity is encouraged but not required.

Big Macintosh Rarity Twilight Pinkie Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash are taken on a life changing tour of a new museum in ponyville by a very eccentric and passionate pony. and in the process learn that just because something seems odd on the outside if you look hard enough you can find something to enjoy in almost everything.

This fic contains Adult foal play.

After the 'Cutie Pox' incident, Applebloom's talent problems - including the French-speaking fleur-de-lys Cutie Mark - seemed to be solved, happy as ever to be blank. That is, until that fateful flower re-emerges on her flank one night, and the Apple filly slowly dissolves from a laid-back country girl into a flat-out, refined Frenchie, going as far as to be incapable of speaking English, and only the language of love. Join us in her wacky tale of discovering the pros and cons of French culture.

Rainbow Dash has an unusual way of learning, and Twilight’s determined to take advantage of it. Before she knows it, Rainbow’s worst fears become reality and her life unravels before her eyes as she becomes the smartest pony alive.

The dark tag is for the implications of the story.

An entry for the April 2015 write-off event, with the prompt “Great Expectations.”

Celestia and Luna have their fair share of secrets. Let's face it, everypony does. The only problem is, their secrets could have cost Equestria, and indeed, the entire world. But what happens when the secret gets out? What happens when the general public is made aware of the lurking threat held so close to the hearts of these supposedly benevolent rulers? To prevent mass hysteria, Celestia conducts and interview with the press, to let them know all that they ever wanted to know. About Luna. About Celestia. About the Royal Equestrian Family.

Princess Luna gets trapped inside a text based adventure game, and the only way out is to win.

Let the games begin.

Cover art is not mine and will be taken down/changed upon request. Or maybe I'll just trace over it, because apparently that makes it original, right? /sarcasm