I've spent the majority of my life tilling the desolate land in which I live. Every day, I wake up to move useless rocks from one location to another. This is an archaic line of work that my family has clung to for generations. It is a dull, grey existence.

Today, I have woken up in a strange room, lying in a bed that isn't mine. I'm surrounded by five mares whom I've never seen in my life. They claim to be my friends, and expect me to bring joy to the hearts of everypony.

Joy? I don't think I've ever experienced this for myself, so how am I supposed to thrust it upon others?

My name is Pinkamena Diane Pie, and I'm not sure what to make of this situation.

A refined mare fresh out of high school and a dropout following her dreams find themselves forced to spend a lot of time together.

With the help of a meddling psychology tutor and their new classmates, can they find what they've been looking for?

French Translation!

Fan Stuff!

Twilight had several analogies she liked to use to describe the difficulty of saying no to rarity, her favorite of which was "Imagine trying to flag down a train in the middle of the night while painted black...by jumping in front of it"

One peaceful spa trip with your friends isn't too much to ask, right?
Not when you're Twilight Sparkle......and definitely not when you're the Doctor's newest companion.
So when Zecora finds what appears to be a parisprite in the Everfree forest, but is actually something much, much worse, they have to race to make sure these parasitic creatures don't destroy Ponyville, or Equestria......or the world.
But of course nothing is that simple...... Twilight desperately wants to keep her friends out of the line of danger, but with Rarity playing matchmaker, Rainbow Dash playing spy, and Pinkie Pie being, well....Pinkie Pie, it's going to be a harder task than she thought.
Sequel to :The Changeling Princess