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I like Pokemon, Ponies, and anything else with p in it.

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I have no idea what happened. One second, I'm sitting at my desk, working. The next second, I'm Sombra. Or rather, I'm in his body. And nobody seems to believe me about it...

Now with (amazing!) cover art by Mix Up. You can find their work here.

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A former military pilot, who is now a stunt pilot dreams to be in the Blue Angels. Heading home from a rather average air show. Follow Miles as he is regressed into a foal. He attempts to battle mental regression as everypony else wants to adopt him!

Will he accept his new life, fight it... or reject this reality, and substitute his own?

WARNING: Strong language ahead. Words of naughtiness, yes.

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Human in Equestria, but no longer human. Instead, he takes the place as one of Canterlot's Elite.

Prince Blueblood, a pony most regarded as unbearable and incompetent, has seen a better part of a change overnight. Its like he's an entirely new pony. Why has he changed so much? What caused this change? Well, that's for him to know and nopony to know why.


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Featured 2019MAY12 at 0207. My first featured story and I can't believe it. Thank y'all so much for reading my trash :D

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He smiled slyly at me. "Well, what do you wish for?".
I smiled back, and, slurring my words, answered, "I wish to be a pony in Equestria,".
"Consider it granted," he said. "Just close your eyes,".
"If you say so," I shrugged, and closed them. I felt his finger touch my forehead.

Inspired by the story Trust Once Lost, by Greenhorne

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When a classified ad appears paying 600 bits for medical test subjects, a skint Grey jumps at the opportunity. Unfortunately for him, this non-invasive procedure might take a lot longer than he expected.

Contains force feeding, extreme weight gain and some very, very mild bondage.

My first pony-specific weight gain story, originally written back in 2013 when Grey was my primary fat horse character and this title was probably slightly more original.

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The Earth is still reeling from the effects of the Collision Wars against Xenolestia and her hordes of Newfoals, humanity having emerged victorious but a few million citizens fewer. Then yet another Equestria appears, but this time the humans are quick to cut off the head of the snake, capturing the evil Princess Celestia and imprisoning her. But something seems different about this Celestia...something almost friendly.

Can the Harmony and Friendship that Celestia has treasured all her life heal some of the scars left by her wicked counterpart, or do some wounds just run too deep?

Cover modified with permission from: KP-Shadowsquirrel

Also, because people have been asking for it, the original WW2 poster can be found here

Pre reading done by DJK. So go give him some wuv.

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It seems like so long ago... but I guess in a way it was. Days tend to blur when you are immortal. Entire generations gone in a blink, towns built and rise to become cities, empires, before inevitably falling... But Listen to me ramble, I don't think you came to hear me talk about the futility of most lives. As I was saying, It seems so long ago that My mother took me in, adopted me into her family with my other siblings. We were so happy, But like all good stories, something happened, something that became the catalyst for all future events and tore my new family apart.

My name is Ethereal Horizon, and this is the story of my broken family.

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I may not have been the best student, but to be fair I never put in any more effort than necessary. I barely passed my classes not because I was a bad student, but I just didn't care, even when challenged to a duel I didn't even try to win. This time was the last time as I was caught in a bad mood and actually fought back for once, the loser didn't take too kindly to getting curb stomped by a low level mage who's just short of failing all his classes. You can see where that's going.


Some may recognize the cover art from Lord Despair's story, "A Wizard's Tale". I honestly just typed dark mage in google images and it was one of the first that popped up. How could I not?

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UPDATE: I hate to do this, but I am putting this story on hiatus for now, for a number of reasons:
1) I am currently rethinking how I want to story to play out and the main plot points. Some of the original idea is staying the same, but there are some other major changes I'm making, especially in the backstory department, that affect the story as a whole (maybe I didn't completely plan everything out fully before I started writing). When I eventually come back to this, it will probably look quite different.
2) I am also currently focusing on another story at the moment, one that is already finished, but I wanted to improve. I'm still thinking about this story as stated above, but it isn't my main priority right now.
3) My motivation for writing in general has tapered off over the last 2 years. I still love doing it, but I hardly did any writing during lockdown and even now I struggle to sit down at my desk and get anything done.
Trust me, this story isn't cancelled by any means. I never want to do that. It's just a VERY slow process for me right now. I will come back to this eventually. I don't know when, but I'm still working on it on the side.

Darren's story is not over. Not by a long shot.

Synopsis: I have been having weird dreams for as long as I could remember. People normally have weird dreams, but not dreams that warn them about the future. My "dreams" haunt my sleep and give me a constant buzz in my brain when I am awake. One night, however, my "dreams" took a turn for the insane, showing me something that made absolutely no sense, leaving me confused and unsure when I awoke.

Unfortunately, despite the absurdity of the "dream", it was in fact true, and I am now trapped in a world straight out of a children's TV show. I don't entirely know what to make of this situation I have found myself in. I would be helpless right now... If it wasn't for the fact that I had already lived through this only a few hours prior. I must be careful about how I react to my visions, because the choices I make could cause things to change for the better... or for the much, MUCH worse.

In line with the main canon up until the end of Season 8.

Special thanks to Schattendrache for proofreading this story. Without you, this story would be nowhere near as good as it is now.

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The last few weeks have not been easy.

I'd finally been able to move out of the home I've been living in in the area i've been living in for pretty much my whole life.

The move, setting things up and adapting to my new home's differences and the new location had not been easy.

Still, I'd gladly take that stress over what I'm stuck with now. One moment I'm walking through the city to head back to the house and the next I'm Cozy Glow, hovering between a buffed up Tirek and mutated Chrysalis and it looks like the Rainboom Laser of Death is headed our way.

Oh, and, before we switched places, Cozy somehow became and Alicorn.

What the fuck is going on?!



Was inspired to write this after reading My Life As A Psychopathic Nine Year Old Filly and thought I'd give it a shot, as writing a character stuck as Cozy Glow and dealing with the aftermath of all her shit, especially the finale, would be funny

Featured 19/10/2019.

Wow. Honestly was not expecting that. Thank you, everyone. I will try to do my best to make this story worth that praise.

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