Ponynapping.
A skill almost every changeling is familiar with.
A skill that every changeling knew they had to do in order for their plan to succeed, but after it failed, they vowed to never do something that stupid ever again.
That is, until one of them thought that the second time would be the charm.

A quiet evening with Fluttershy turns into a nightmare when Discord finds Eris, his mother, at the front door; asking how his plans of causing chaos and disorder across the land are going.
Needless to say, Discord tries everything in his power to make sure she doesn't know he's reformed.

The Canterlot Archive decides to create a document listing the age of every pony in Equestria. It's impossible to mess this up.

The Canterlot Archive messes this up.

Proofread by Octavia Harmony.

Special thanks to Selbi for additional help.

Live reading by CaptainBron3y

Are there times you've ever wondered, "Jee, why did the girls at Canterlot High forgive Sunset Shimmer for her evil succubus meddling so easily?"

The answer's simple: "Because, deep down, she's a pretty pretty pony, you stupid melon fudges!"

Discord's Fanfic, HANDS OFF!!! THIS MEANS YOU, CELESTIA!!!

Twilight Eris is a hardworking, studious draconequus, working under the wing of Princess Discord. When she finds out about a prophecy that the evil Luna Moon and Celestia Sun will return from the moon/sun respectively, she immediately pleads with Princess Discord to take immediate action.

However, the Princess ignores Twilight's pleas, and sends her to check up on the preparations for the Centennial Chaos Celebration in Draconitown. There she meets five other Draconequii: Pearjack, the deceitful but hardworking farmer. Purple Cake, the grumpy but energetic baker. Scarcity, the hoarder with a knack for creating outfits. Prismatic Sprint, the disloyal but athletic flyer. And Flittermeek, the aggressively antisocial loner with a knack for controlling animals.

Together they ignite the elements of Chaos, and bring back disharmony to Draconia. But what other tricks do Celestia Sun and Luna Moon have up their sleeves?

What if the Gabby Gums photo of Celestia eating cake in obscene amounts is a conspiracy? What if Celestia is truly a cake addict?

She's seen Rainbow Dash do it. How hard could it be?

Spanish translation by SPANIARD KIWI

Twilight Sparkle's imagination as a child was unbelievable, probably due to all those books. Which also make up the amazing Fort Book, Twilightopia's first stronghold against the country of Armor! With the help of Captain Smartypants and Private Cadence, General Twilight defends her fort against her brother's advancing army of one!
A tale of Twi's childhood told from her point of view.

Inspired by the cover picture.

Ever had one of those days where everything's just gone wrong, one problem after another?

Of course you have.

Ever had one of those days when you wake up to find you've accidentally switched places with your counterpart in a world where you and all your friends are stallions?

...No?

Maybe that's just Twilight, then.

But the Princess of Magic isn't going to let a little thing like being in the wrong universe ruin her day. She has a schedule - a checklist! - and it matches up with this Dusk Shine's perfectly. Apart from the names and the genders, everything seems to be a match, and Ponyville has seen much weirder things since she moved here.

Being stallions or mares shouldn't make her friends that different. What could possibly go wrong?

Starswirl the Bearded is not used to dealing with fans, not surprising since he never had one before. But when a certain purple unicorn of the distant future discovers time traveling, Starswirl soon finds his comfortable days coming to an abrupt end.

Featured 7th Jul 2014! So much glory... what do I do with it all?
Chapter 1 of the sequel is out.