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I like big ponies and I cannot lie.

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Applejack somehow ends up in New York, in an Apple store, where they do NOT sell apples. Oh and she's like a big orange pony that sticks out like a sore thumb but who cares about that, go to Central Park!


Silly little thirty crack minute fic I had the idea to pump out to clear that old writers block. Don't ask me, I have no idea what's going on either.

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Rainbow Dash's dream has come true, and she's been accepted for training at Wonderbolt Academy. All she needs to do is fill out a few forms, get fitted for a uniform, and get vaccinated for Feather Flu.

That last one might be a bit of a problem.


Marston241 showed me the picture, and I pretty much had to write a fic based on it.

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Rainbow Dash finds out that Equestria has speed limits.


Featured on 2/5/24!

Reading from RainbowInfinityReadings!

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Anon has the Equestrian version of Covid, Porona! He is also extremely bored, however, he has his good friend Twilight by his side! But something seems…different about her…

Eh, it’s probably fine! Definitely no shenanigans or anything bad at all!

Maybe.

Made this in like two hours or so, idk. Also made this when I had Covid lol. So don’t be surprised at my bad writing.

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After some convincing from the girls, Anonymous decides that it’s finally time to take the plunge and walk around without his clothes on. He starts off small by going shirtless in public and it feels amazing --- especially during an uncomfortable hot day in Ponyville. As the days go on, and he becomes more and more naked, Anon feels more alive than ever. And the fact that Twilight and the others become flustered whenever he’s around? Well, that’s just a bonus.

Inspired by 3lewd5me, performed by Wuten

*Features Irish!Anon but is NOT connected to the main TLSOD universe.


Rated TEEN for strong language and suggestive sexual themes.

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"It's just the flu," you told her. But your lovely wife isn't having it. No spouse of hers is going to suffer under her watch! You definitely have ponypox, and she knows just what you need!

Apparently nopony informed her that her methods were found to be ineffective over 200 years ago.

Or that humans can't get ponypox.

Requested by LordMentat.

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Unicorn Quick Caper and his much larger Earth pony pal Mugger, have had it with constantly having their schemes thwarted by the savvy law enforcement of Manehatten.

So when they hear about a fair-sized hamlet out in the middle of nowhere, stuck right beside the Everfree Forest and the main city of Canterlot, they see this as the perfect opportunity to snag some quick bits from the unsuspecting rubes that travel between the Forest and the way to Canterlot.

What could be more simple?! Avoid those pesky, nosy Bearers, lie in wait along the Road, jump out and surprise anypony with enough bits! With Caper's brains and Mugger's muscle, they'd soon be rolling in cash! Profit!

...turns out, they should have done a bit more research...

Now Scouted by Equestria Daily!


Story idea from Prompt #73!

Thank you, Tipper and Estee!

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Being a cowboy is usually very straightforward. Frank, however, finds himself in over his head when he meets a unicorn - a very whiny, needy unicorn with a compulsive need to be fabulous and an unexpected knack for gunslinging.

In a world where nothing comes easy and everything is incredibly dirty, a man and a pony are going to have to rely on each other to make it through.

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Twilight is tired of waiting for love... so she creates a new spell.

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