Ditzy Doo hesitates to eat a muffin, and then Twilight and her friends debate ethics. These events are related.

(Inspired by "Do You Want to Go Skateboards?" by Takarashi282, who I felt missed the more obvious crossover point. Both stories based on this youtube thing.)

Queen Chrysalis believes she has just written her magnum opus.

Her editor, Crystal Night, disagrees.

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Edited by Cerulean Voice!

Everypony daydreams.

Some ponies daydream about becoming rich and famous. Other ponies daydream about meeting their one true love. Still others daydream about becoming great heroes.

Celestia's daydreams are nothing like that. Indeed, when her mind wanders, she imagines what her life would be like if she was an ordinary mare. No tiara, no wings, no castle. Just an ordinary mare living an ordinary life in an ordinary town.

What would those daydreams look like?

Note: Special thanks to Justin for proofreading and editing!

Note 2: Electric Boogaloo: FEATURE!!!

I've been what you might call a licking connoisseur for a while now. Some ponies can accept that, some don't. I don't care, I do what I do because it's a part of who I am. Twilight? She's my friend, I haven't seen her in a while and my uncontrollable urge to lick her is rising...

Twilight, why do they call it fur, when it's hair? Why do you call it hair, when it's like fur?

Doesn't matter, it tastes the same.

Edited by Word Worthy!

Twilight forgets to tuck something in when she wakes up.

Are there times you've ever wondered, "Jee, why did the girls at Canterlot High forgive Sunset Shimmer for her evil succubus meddling so easily?"

The answer's simple: "Because, deep down, she's a pretty pretty pony, you stupid melon fudges!"

This story is a sequel to Sunset Shimmer's Unpleasant Discovery

Twilight Sparkle returns to the human world intending to take a short vacation from her princessly duties, and to catch up with her non-Equestrian friends. One sleepover at Pinkie Pie’s house later, Twilight comes to learn something fascinating—and horrifying—about her very human body.

This story now has a spiritual prequel: Sunset Shimmer's Unpleasant Discovery, by Bootsy Slickmane, rated [mature]. While mine pokes fun at the characters, his offers the more serious take.

Preread by Stiggerzz and Majin Syeekoh.

Rated Teen for sexual references.

Featured on:
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Big Mac finds cycling pants reveal just a little too much, and that makes him rather uncomfortable.

Main Cast: Big Mac
Secondary Cast: Somepony's butt.

Edited by a very uncomfortable Level Dasher.

Celestia is feeling lonely at the Grand Gallopping Gala, and makes some poor decisions to make herself feel better. It is her party and she's going to cry if she wants to...
Rated teen for mild drinking, and mild sexual reverences.

Rainbow Dash makes the mistake of showing Twilight her Daring Do fanfic, and gets lectured about the proper use of dashes.

This is followed by the worst pun in the universe.