Big Mac finds cycling pants reveal just a little too much, and that makes him rather uncomfortable.
Main Cast: Big Mac
Secondary Cast: Somepony's butt.
Edited by a very uncomfortable Level Dasher.
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Crystal Moose
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I must admit, Lady Rarity giggled.
Yoga pants too. THE DEVIL'S OWN LEGWEAR, I tell ya.
5196595
Reminds me of
This was actually pretty funny!
Yoga pants sequel please
Copious amounts of nondescript pills. It will bleach his brain so well that by the next morning, the only thing he'll ever remember was riding that purple narwhal across the gelatinous green skies of Kategjarn and defeating the Spaghetti Womna with the power of 80's rock.
every time a fic like this Pops up, the gods toss a coin to decide if it will end in clop or a mentaly scarred Pony
Great Story.
5196796 Even better, short-shorts.
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^
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Anyone who's read my story knows it'd tend towards mental scarring more than clop
The perfect end, to a perfectly messed up day. Hahah!
Nice story.
Stare at other female flanks to get your mind off of hers.
5200313 Sometimes the mental anguish just isn't that easy to get rid of.
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I'm with you on this 100%; cycling pants can go die in a fire. Having ridden in several cycling events (I only wore those damned things the first time, thank you very much), I can attest to how uncomfortable they are, and how awkward it is when you're forced to ride behind someone else, be they male or female (I also needed a long cold shower after that race, though for different reasons than Big Mac).
I haven't seen enough people in cycling pants to properly pass judgement. Is that a good thing or a bad thing?
Ah the joys of owning a penis.
5200996
I've blocked out a lot of mental anguish personally, but at the same time I forget things just as easily. So yeah maybe you are right...
5202094 Responses may vary based on your and your responder's gender.
Ya
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5196607
Oh unholy pony hells. Both BM getting "feelings" over AJ and that prank vid were hilarious. Kudos.
5220317
AJ fucks that one up on the show, so I deliberately fucked it up there cause it sounded better to me
5220357
But the show's written by Canadians and AJ's VA is Canadian. Their inability to write the southern language shouldn't be carried over by story writers, and as a southerner there's nothing more confusing or jarring than seeing "you all" used singularly. But yeah she does have a tendency to mess up that word 50% of the time, although a broken clocks correct twice a day,
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In my defense, this story was written by an Australian.
5220415
XD. Well you're a cool Australian, and that is a good defence. Here's a good thread for writing in the southern dialect. Link [The comments section is informative as well. Lots of good additional input and a few useful links.
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My editor, 5205022, hasn't had a chance to look at this yet. I am certain he will correct it on me. Hahaha. He usually does!
5220485 Correct me on it.
We'll get there when we get there.
Edit:
5220985
So you're his talented editor, you've done a good job on his fics. Have Best cookie.
5222014
You're a hoot (squee? 
) on AND off the writing board! 
Though I will admit, editing the Apple Family drawl is quite a task... 
How many of those stories have we done? Oh yeah, and we still haven't finished one of them, have we? DISTRACTIONS! 
)
Thanks! Yep, I'm the other man behind the friendship (boooooo). You have no idea how hard this guy is to work with...
(Nah, just joshin' ya, Moosey.
Ooooo, cookie! Yum! (It came up sized at 1009x632, so I was totally lost on the picture at first until I scrolled around a bit.
)
5222223
Just for that I am gunna write 20 more apple family stories.
5222236 What do you mean, "Just for that?" You probably would have done it anyway. You'll eventually get tired of it, or the bub will pull you away.
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5222342 Thanks a lot! It's nice to see someone other than the author appreciating the work we editors do.
(No offense intended in any way, Moosey— you've already said multiple times that you appreciate it 
)
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You're welome
. I know lots of my fics wouldn't be anywhere near as good without my editors helping polising up my fics. And with how good Moosey's fics are you do a really good job polishing up his work ^_^.
I can think of very few things that are worse for a male than being aroused by a stranger who turns out to be your sister. Perhaps being aroused by a stranger who turns out to be your brother.
too hilarious, and embarrassing for words!!!
Listen, Mac, buddy... NO ONE can resist thinking about Applejack's flank. That taught, firm flank, perfectly sculpted through years of vigorous apple bucking. That taught, firm flank, perfectly sculpted through years of vigorous apple bucking, covered in tightly clinging latex. That taught, firm---
*clangs frying pan against skull*
DHX doesn't even TRY to be subtle about Applejack's sexiness. First there was that whole Apple Jewel thing and then a mere four episodes later Somepony To Watch Over Me airs, and Applejack puts on those leather boot things. I'm like... "IT KEEPS HAPPENING!"
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I think it was all downhill from Bats!
Or uphill… to Mount Sexy Applejack. And yes, that can be read two ways.