This is meant to be a (mostly) comedic take on the subject of a person ending up in Equestria as a red and black alicorn. Please read at least chapter one before down-voting into oblivion. Edited by DarkParable and Xanathar, so go check their stuff out.
I got this comment from Xanathar while being literately sick with a fever:
Don't worry. Looks like you are just a niche author.
Your writing is too confusing and smart for connoisseurs of red and black alicorns, but too esoteric and rough for high-brow crowd. For example, you still don't fixed seven improper uses of then in the second chapter of Rare Source. Every orthodox grammar nazi closed tab after second improper use. ![:derpytongue2:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/derpytongue2.png)
Probably you never will be a popular author. Deal with it. I'll fain take you anytime than 99.9% of shit featured on the main page.
Then I thought: Challenge accepted! Muhahahahahahahahah!
The idea of this fic just kinda flowed from there. (The slip-up has been corrected, by the way.)
Onward towards this train-wreck of a idea that amused me while sick!
Don't expect frequent updates or this making sense. Tags updated as I write. For the League of Humans Acting Villainous
Pic made using Generalzoi's Pony Creator while laughing uncontrollably. Link in the pics source.